Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08
Posted - Feb 2 2009 : 8:04PM
She looks like she's aged about 10 years since I last saw her in Hellcats 9 with Memphis Monroe. Wouldn't mind seeing a reunion of those two. Definitely lost the girl next door look.
Glad to see your back Kelsey. That road map says, "Sweet Curves Ahead". And I'm also glad to see that you're back in action. Do what you like and have a good time. Let us know about your new releases. Heard about the no IR no anal decision. I read the rectal injuries thread about others plus if you're not ready it's looks lame. Also just my take on the IR. Don't you think it would work better if that was not all about the exaggerated ethnic BS. If the crap was a lot more in tune with reality it wouldn't have so many girls walking away.
Edited by - artemus on 2/2/2009 8:40:35 PM
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Posted - Feb 2 2009 : 8:44PM
I for one love those tattoos. Edited by - nietzsche on 2/2/2009 8:57:43 PM
Well, that goes for both of us. Kelsey is superhot (even with those itty bitty titties), definitely my type, but her moaning needs a serious retune. It's grating, repetitive, monotonous, etc. Ladies, if in your opinion you can't moan and groan like a virtuoso (which we won't see as virtuoso, but as average), don't moan and groan. Do a bit of feminine heavy breathing and sighing and stuff. Leave the loudness to women who can pull it off, like Rebeca Linares.
Actually (surprisingly), I kind of like it. Reminds me of a dolphin. Kinky! I don't usually care for loud, continuous moaning at all but there's something peculiar about Kelsy's moaning that makes it hot. I dunno.
I was looking for her site and found again her Mother was in porn. She mentioned that awhile back in a bts. Anyone know what flicks Mom was in ? Or her stage name.
Maybe this has been done to death elsewhere, but Kelsey posted here: "Okay now for the record, This is the kelsey michaels the one and only and ramon was latin i made sure of that before I even worked with him and second max tried to do anal with me and it never happened if you have seen the video you would see this.." wha? huh? Maybe it is only the Euro version, but unless she is saying Max cuts in fake footage or she is a hermaphrodite, I have no idea how she can make that claim. Dick in ass equals anal last I heard. Also, the "checking" on whether someone is latin or black just puts her in the John Rocker Hall of Fame for Politically Incorrect Needless Blunders...
I recently saw that Max Hardcore clip at xvideos. Not only is it repugnant (even for Max), but the whole time the other girl in the scene keeps saying stuff like, "Ass pump her 11-year-old ass, mister!" which only serves to inflame Max, which in turn really makes it sickening.
Kelsey? What is it about the advice such delightful young women get that somehow their tits are too small and that they need to pump up the reptitive cries and "oh fucks" when the attraction is just in their being natural in all ways. I just don't get the impuse to bulk up and scream up when it's perfect as it is. Jocko.
Probably is ok as long as we don't link to articles with her real name, which seems reasonable to me. But if convicted, I think that rule should be lifted. That's up to the mods though of course.
I saw a recent mugshot of her and she appeared a lot healthier. Looks like prison has rid her of her addiction. She still has to answer for what she (allegedly) did but I don't wish addiction on anyone.