Stephanie Swift

Guess who touched Stephanie Swift’s boobies this weekend?

As mentioned in this thread, I did get to go see Stephanie Swift dance her thing off at the Crazy Horse in San Francisco on November 12th. I was a little late for her 9PM show, but nevertheless went in. She was already naked on stage save for a pair of slick black boots. I was lucky enough to get a front-row seat next to the main stage. After her dance (which lasted around 15 minutes; she mostly worked the stage and barely did any pole-dancing, by the way), Stephanie gave out free goodies, including 8X10 pics of her and 2 “Can You Be a Pornstar?” T-shirts to the loudest guests in the crowd. Even sweeter was what she did with these items before she handed them out: with the 8X10’s (which were rolled-up poster-style), she first put them (and this is all true) in her mouth, then between her legs (OK, stop drooling, now), and then handed them out. Yours truly happened to be one of the lucky loud guests to receive this 8X10 pic that was covered in Miss Swift’s drool and scented with her between-her-legs sweetness. Unfortunately, I wasn’t “loud enough” to get one those t-shirts, which she both wore and then rubbed between her legs again, but hell if I complain. She also shook hands with everyone sitting in the front row, me included.

Every feature XXX dancer gets to meet with her fans in the feature room 15 minutes after her show. I was the first in line, and finally got to chat with one of my favorite girls in the biz. The same girl that won AVN’s Female Performer of the Year in 1998, that got to eat out Jenna Jameson during her Wicked girl days, and even (heh) rimmed out Ron Jeremy in Gangbang Angels 1, and here she was right in front of me! A totally sweet and down-to-earth person. What was also nice was when she got totally naked for me when I took a Polaroid with her. Two things I didn’t know about Stephanie before hand that she told me:

1) Miscreants is her “favorite movie” that she’s ever done.

2) She has sensitive skin, thus doesn’t wear any perfume. (Oh, but she smelled so good! Must be the body lotion. “Peach-scented” body lotion, as what she told me.)

I also made a mention to her about the ADT forum, name-dropped a few pornstars that chat on this forum, and that she had plenty of fans here. Our conversation mostly carried on while she was out of her clothes from our Polaroid shoot.

I had a desire to see Stephanie dance again, so after a good walk around Market Street and downtown, I caught her second show at 11PM on time. The place was more packed than her 9PM show, and somehow I still managed to get that same front-row seat I had earlier. This time I got to see her come out on stage, first shaking hands with everyone sitting in the front row (me included, of course, and going a bit off-topic: who else shakes hands with everyone in the crowd before dancing?) and strip off her bra-and-skirt ensemble, flashing that lovely naked figure of hers save for those slick black boots that she wore in her last show. At one point, she gave everyone in the front row an in-your-face (literally! ) boobie jiggle.

But my biggest amazement was when Miss Swift came to me. She must have recognized me from her last show, so instead of what she gave the rest, Stephanie treated me to a little lap dance. And then some! So here we are, her face grazing my neck, my hands rubbing her back, only for them to touch those ta-tas of hers! (Excuse me while I continue to exclaim: “holy hell! I just touched Stephanie Swift’s boobies! Oh! My! God!”)

And, no, I didn’t wash my hands after that. You gotta be crazy to wash your hands after pawing the breasts and back and backside of Stephanie Swift.

I met up with Stephanie again after her show, just to say that I had pleasure of seeing her again, and to thank her for “letting me touch your boobies.” Yes, I said “boobies” to her. I couldn’t have ended that night better.

Pictures coming soon. Maybe. If y’all been good.

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