went to aee for the first time. had a blast. went there with no expectations. just thought i'd get to meet and take some basic photos with my favorite porn stars. was i wrong!

first star that i met was nina hartley. after the hug and some basic convo, i was ready to pose for the pic. she told me "you know you wanna feel my ass, so, feel it" and proceeded to put my hands on her ass. as i hope that my pic suggests, i was in pure ecstacy for that moment. it was outfreakingstanding. i got to squeeze nina's ass.

if that wasn't enough, next star i saw was ava devine. ava is the real deal! every guy in line to take a pic with her, she literally was unzipping their zipper and stroking their cocks. granted, she didn't pull them out. but still, who woulda thought that ava devine was gonna be stroking cocks at the aee? i didn't. a couple of guys bailed outta line. i think a little intimidated. for those ones that stayed, it was a treat though. some of the dudes were hard. others, like me, kept it cool. my female friend that was with, she laid her on the bed and was grinding pussies and feeling her up. it was great!

charlotte stokely? i know it was just my imagination, but i seriously felt like me and charlotte were diggin each other. if i remember correctly, the line past charlotte was goin towards another major star. i didn't even wanna see that star. i wanted to see charlotte. got a great pic with her, and cut thru the line and exited.

other highlights that i was able to catch on camera include:
-my head being two inches from mia bangg's ass. i could see her asshole, and sooooo wanted to stick my tongue out

-feeling the very personable lisa sparxxx's tits. at this point in the convention, i realized that any and everything was possible if you asked the right way. i'm immortalized with a pic of my hand on lisa's wonderful feeling tits! sweet!

-i got to rest my head on the tits of sarah jay (who i musta stopped and seen like four times!), trina michaels AND carmen hayes (who smelled oh so good)

and the highlight of it all, as my newly updated avatar clearly suggests, is flower tucci. flower flower flower. it was after 4 pm. i walked past the line for flower like 5 times, and it was never getting shorter. i finally said "fuck it" and hopped in line. boy was it worth it. not only did flower make herself squirt (which i wisely switched my camera to video and caught on tape), some of the squirt got on me!!! AND, when i finally got up to her, my bold ass suggested kissing her for my pic. and she was okay with it! provided we kissed like porn stars, with lots of tongue! so, for the next 15 seconds of what felt like an eternity, i was kissing THE flower tucci. i'm hers for life now!

by the off chance that any stars that i mentioned read this, i sincerely thank you for everything, and for being cool about everything. you're on your feet all day, accomodating all these fans' requests. it's gotta be difficult, and i wish i coulda personally given you all footrubs at the end of your long days ;o)

i even got to meet all of my guy faves like nat turner, byron long, john e. depth (some chick was like "byron, can i get a pic next?" and he was like "you're fired!") and lexington steele, who didn't seem too enthused but was a good sport and took the pic nonetheless.

it was a great time!
this link better work!

http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/veinteuno/