Banned member of the Walter Burns Brain Club -- Pffftttt... who needs Walter Burns anyway. 35 Posts 8/05
Posted - Aug 30 2005 : 2:09PM
Bwahahahahaha!!! Kneel before your master, you lowly, miserable good-for-nothings. What did I tell you yesterday? Again, nobody is even close. Of course, everybody is scared now to try another guess knowing they will fail, just as DD knows he will fail at every mystery babe that that pussy Walter Burns has posted. I don't think this third picture will help anyone much. Bwahahahahaha!!! I rule, you lose!
It takes more than a mere smear campaign to besmirch the future father of mah babee. Many before have tried, but they've all failed to dethrone my hunk o' man. Mmm, he's the only guy that gets me wet.
Btw, when I think of you saying, (Doctor Evil in the voice of Cartman) "Respect mah authoritah!" It makes me giggle. Just you, only you, doc.
Banned member of the Walter Burns Brain Club -- Pffftttt... who needs Walter Burns anyway. 35 Posts 8/05
Posted - Aug 31 2005 : 1:57PM
Bwahahahahaha!!! If I wasn't so exuberantly enjoying my superiority over all you struggling poor souls, I would almost feel sorry for your asses. But then again, I am Doctor Evil. I don't know any mercy. I still rule, you still lose.
I don't know why I bother to post a 4th picture. It won't do you any good, I am sure. Bwahahahahaha!!!
Excuse me, my soon-to-be breeding slave (btw, you do know how to cook, don't you?), but so are the boobies of the mystery babe 126. I am sure her boobies are not imaginary or some optical illusion.
*sniff sniff* I smell silicon on Mystery Babe 126. Nicely shaped but oh too obvious.
Oh, Doc, how nice of you to pick up a Lance's sperm deposit for me. I hope you wore rubber gloves when you...extracted it. I'll have to do a DNA test of course, you know, before filling my turkey baster.
As for cooking...you know where my turkey baster's been. Are you sure you want me to cook for you? You don't even want to know where the other utensils have been.
Edited to feed the guessing troll: Hell, I don't know. Mika Tan.
Banned member of the Walter Burns Brain Club -- Pffftttt... who needs Walter Burns anyway. 35 Posts 8/05
Posted - Sep 1 2005 : 2:58PM
Bwahahahahaha!!! Pitiful. No wait, I have no pity, I am Doctor Evil. Pathetic. Yeah, that's a better word to describe the collective efforts in this thread to ID the mystery babe of this week. How did DD describe it once? Oh yeah, "you all suck eggs". And still, I rule, you lose.
And again, I am sure that the fifth picture won't change much: you will still be pathetic losers and I will still own your asses -- especially the one that belongs to she who has dared but completely failed to undermine my authority. Silicon is real too, don't you know. Bwahahahahaha!!!
I take this as an admission that you don't know how to cook at all. You are probably one of those frivolous but generally harmless females who use Nutella as a marital aid instead as just food. Now I am truly convinced. You are an evil temptress -- but not nearly as Evil as me. I advise you to watch this film to learn some really creative and evil ways of using Nutella at sex games.