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| Renee Member 765 Posts 8/03 |  Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 9:26AMI've been inspired by Walter Burns' Mystery Babe of the Week threads, to come up with something similar for male performers. However, since there's only so many of them, there's not much point to posting photos of them, and trying to guess their identity. Instead, I've decided, on a one-time basis, to let you all guess who the following actors are, based on their mid-scene vocalizations, which people tend to have strong opinions about. All these guys are pretty well known, and all have worked as directors as well. The following were taken verbatim from 3-5 minutes of footage. Commas between phrases means the words were tumbling out of the actor's mouth one on top of the other. "…." means there were significant pauses between phrases. Good Luck! Actor 1: Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, Hmm (sucking on toes), Hmm, Hmm, Oh yes, oh yes, nasty, look at this, yes baby, oh yeah, oh god, yes, yeah, yeah, god, god, god, How come you like this, oh yeah, I want to fuck you baby, Look at this, look this, She don't speak nothing, look at this, look how much she want it, look how much she want it! Look at this, look this, oh baby, beautiful….. Actor 2: Oh yeah…feel good? Oh yes, oh fuck yeah…oh fuuuuck…yeah, yes, ohhh…Oh yes, oh fuck that's good…Oh fuck yes, in your tight little hole…say yes, oh yes, oh fuuuuck that's fucking tight…yes, yes, yeeees, stay right there…oh fuuuuck, yeah, Yes, Ohhhh, Yeah….. Actor 3: Yes, yes, oh god, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh god, oh god, your pussy's so wet, it's like a velvet tunnel, like a velvet tunnel, oh god, yes, yes, yes, oh god, yes, yes, Oh Jesus, yes, yes, yes, yes, Wow, fuck, bring that ass back here, baby, bring that ass back here, oh god, Jesus, fuck, Ow, OOOwww, god damn, god damn, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Jesus…. Actor 4: Yeah, fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, like this, yeah, like this baby, Faster, yes? Yes? Show me your ass, show me baby, yeah, move your ass for me, move it, dance for me baby, show me that, yeah, yeah, Look at me, show it, Put your ass up here, oh man, look at this, oh god, that pussy feels so good, yeah…. [Link] |
| scipio Senior Member 1901 Posts 2/00 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 9:30AM cheers, scipio [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 9:32AM Eric Everhard, Manuel Ferrara (sp), Rocco. There's a lot of similarities and I would have trouble making exact matches. If forced to do a match, then EE = #3. DenverDon okay, going out on a limb: Rocco = #1 Manuel = #4 Edited by - DenverDon on 6/16/2004 9:39:13 AM [Link] |
| Aces&Jacks Member 229 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 10:07AM Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at me. Look at me. Yeah baby look at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's my name? What's my name? Look at me. What's my name? Yeah baby. Look at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's my name? Look at me. Look at me. [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 10:12AM I love this idea! Looking at it in written form, it does seem to irritate me more, but I'll guess Actor 1: Rocco [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 12:12PM 1. Rocco 2. Stefano? 3. Everhard? 4. Pat Myne? [Link] |
| EvilBatman Member Ka-me! Ha-me! HA!!!!! 383 Posts 5/03 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 12:35PM 1. Rocco Siffredi 2. Manuel Ferrera 3. Erik Everhard 4. Micheal Stefano Alternate: 1. Rocco 2. Steve Holmes 3. Easy E once again 4. Stefano "It's Saturday night.I have no date. A two liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape. Let's rock...." Phillip J. Fry Edited by - EvilBatman on 6/17/2004 9:21:57 PM [Link] |
| Kperv The Cuddler *struck (She slipped) 1818 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 12:54PM 2: Steve Holmes or Manuel Ferrara 3: Erik Everhard (has to be) 4: Tony Ribas (edited to move Tony here) Edited by - Kperv on 6/16/2004 1:02:28 PM [Link] |
| Speelie Senior Member Fort Collins, CO 1191 Posts 5/01 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 1:45PM 1. Rocco 2. Stefano 3. Everhard 4. Brandon Iron Here's an easy one for everyone : "What's your name?...how old are you ____?....what's my name?...it's Punk, Fucking Punk...say it...say Fucking Punk....say fuck me Punk!" [Link] |
| Renee Member 765 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 4:50PM [Link] |
| EvilBatman Member Ka-me! Ha-me! HA!!!!! 383 Posts 5/03 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 5:07PM Rocco Stefano Everhard Ferrera Give us some more clues!! "It's Saturday night.I have no date. A two liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape. Let's rock...." Phillip J. Fry [Link] |
| Gabriel Nine Senior Member Firecracker 1273 Posts 8/01 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 5:23PM 2. Joel Lawrence 3. Everhard 4. Manu [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 6:11PM At least tell us those that are correct or people will be changing some of their answers and making correct ones wrong. DenverDon [Link] |
| Renee Member 765 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 16 2004 : 8:44PM Everyone is right about Rocco(#1) and Everhard (#3). As for the others, Steve Holmes is not in this list. [Link] |
| Aces&Jacks Member 229 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 9:47AM #2 - Jay Ashley [Link] |
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| Renee Member 765 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 9:56AM Hope that helps..... [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 10:17AM Actor 2: Joel Lawrence Actor 3: Everhard Actor 4: Stefano [Link] |
| Renee Member 765 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 4:13PM This is taking longer than I thought it would. Goes to show how alike these guys can sound, on a word-for-word basis. Of course, you all don't have any info on decibel level, speed of talking or accents. Next time I should post RealPlayer mpgs. If I only knew how to do that.... [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 4:15PM So now it's down to who is #4. DenverDon Edited by - DenverDon on 6/17/2004 4:16:00 PM [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 5:01PM Actor 2: Mark Wood Actor 3: Everhard Actor 4: Ferrara [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 5:05PM DenverDon Edited by - DenverDon on 6/17/2004 5:07:29 PM [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 5:09PM Actor 1: Rocco [Link] |
| Gabriel Nine Senior Member Firecracker 1273 Posts 8/01 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 5:21PM 2 - Brett Rockman? [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 7:25PM Now we need #4. DenverDon [Link] |
| EvilBatman Member Ka-me! Ha-me! HA!!!!! 383 Posts 5/03 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 9:01PM Rocco Mark Wood Everhard Stefano EDIT: I'm not very bright. This was dumblonde's first guess. "It's Saturday night.I have no date. A two liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape. Let's rock...." Phillip J. Fry Edited by - EvilBatman on 6/17/2004 9:11:40 PM [Link] |
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| Renee Member 765 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 9:21PM Dumblonde was correct in her posting at 5:02 pm EST (2:02 Pacific time). The answers are Denver Don, I hope I didn't confuse you or anyone else, but I never ruled out Ferrara before, just Steve Holmes. Thank you all for your participation, and the next time you watch a porn film, remember to count all those "yeah's", "oh god's" and "fuuuuck's". [Link] |
| valjean4876 Member 953 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 9:22PM Actor 2: Mark Wood Actor 3: Everhard Actor 4: Brandon Iron
Edited by - valjean4876 on 6/17/2004 9:23:29 PM [Link] |
| EvilBatman Member Ka-me! Ha-me! HA!!!!! 383 Posts 5/03 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 9:28PM "It's Saturday night.I have no date. A two liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape. Let's rock...." Phillip J. Fry [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Jun 17 2004 : 10:11PM DB never guessed Holmes, and by comparing her first two posts Ferrara was eliminated. He was also my guess for #4. Oh well. Congrats DB. DenverDon [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Jun 21 2004 : 6:18PM Wouldn't it be cool if we could somehow attach an audio file? We could also have "Name That Caterwauler" [Link] |
| Renee Member 765 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 21 2004 : 9:31PM I might do a Round 2. I'll have to think about some good scenes that I can harvest from. Dumblonde, I think you are the one to do a "Name That Caterwauler". However, I pre-nom several for your perusal: Jessica Darlin, Alexandra Quinn, and not to be forgotten, Lauren Phoenix. [Link] |
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