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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 5:38PM
I know how creative you all are... well, it appears that Hustler knows too! Hustler wants you to title their new anal series. If your title is chosen you'll win the first DVD in the series autographed (to you) by Larry Flynt and your choice of 10 Hustler DVDs!

Enter Here

Please use the IAFD to determine if your title already exists. If you do a search for anal, ass, booty, or backdoor you'll see just how many anal titles are out there. It's asstounding! (sorry for the bad pun.)

The winning title will be chosen on April 1 (no joke.) Have fun!

Update - The prize is the very first DVD off the press, not just the first in the series. A true collector's item!

Also, please please please search the IAFD and make sure your title does not already exist. We've gotten a bunch of entries for existing titles.

One more thing... I wanted to thank Den of CAVR.com. It was Den who first pointed Hustler to Adult DVD Talk. I think Den is responsibile for a lot of connections in the industry behind the scenes. Our next contest game should be Six Degrees of CAVR Den :)


Edited by - Steph on Mar 11 2003

Walter Burns
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IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 9:32PM
I suppose "Anal Blissful Rupture" (or "Rapture") is not going to win me an artist's copy? Or what about "Real Ontological Ass Fucking"?


Edited by - Walter Burns on 3/10/2003 9:34:59 PM

aybesea
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Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 9:34PM
I'll buy 2!!!
-lunacy-
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1081 Posts
4/00
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 9:34PM
OMG! I am having so much fun with this! Once I start I just can't stop! I am walking around the house spouting titles for anal DVD's.

(I think Saki's starting to worry)

Walter Burns
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IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 9:39PM
"Pure Backdoor Porn Spectacle"? No?
 
Walter Burns
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IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 9:41PM
Hm, maybe I DO have a chance. Hey, Hustler Video boys and gals, are you reading this? I already have sold two copies, on name recognition alone. I haven't even included a cast list.
BIGmike
B-I-G-m-i-k-e

2335 Posts
3/01
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 9:49PM
I, being cynical and all, will not disclose the title I submitted earlier in the day, but I only submitted one title, a title I am wery, wery prowd ov.

---BIGmike saying "over and out good friends"---

astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 10:49PM
Y'all might as well give it up. There's just no competing with "Astro's Amazing Anal Asstravaganza"!
DenverDon
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Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 10:52PM
Okay, I sent one.

btw Walter, I think I may have been the one that corrupted your "rupture" to "rapture".

Luna, Saki only gets really worried if you look like you may smother him with your ... for moving your thread.

DenverDon

vanish_062
Member

146 Posts
1/03
Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 11:33AM
sent mine in, not sure if it was to comedy driven 'English Chanal' ya see, a cunning play on words on channel......its not going to win nothing!
Walter Burns
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IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 11:39AM
Congratulations!!! If you are "not going to win nothing", you are bound to win something.

(Easy Walter, I know you are relieved to be back and that you said that you were trying to develop a sense of humor, but don't go overboard right away.)

jens invisible
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Sweden
146 Posts
3/03
Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 12:39PM
How 'bout "The wizard of ass"!?
lindi
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12345
3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 2:19PM
Wizard of ass is cool.

I entered - okay, I knew this wouldn't already be in use - The Hostass with the Most-ass. It has a certain something.

Back to the drawing board.

Walter Burns
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IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 2:23PM
It is very close to The Ghostess with the Mostess though, an Alex De Renzy classic.
vanish_062
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146 Posts
1/03
Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 2:28PM
 
Saki
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2087 Posts
11/99
Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 2:49PM
Hopefully a list of submissions will be made available after the contest ends ... some of the ones I've heard are truly hilarious!

- Saki [faqs]

SueR
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Under a hill of books
262 Posts
12/02
Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 3:30PM
If Sineplex were holding the contest, I would suggest "Turn-a-bat is Fair Play"--with Bella on the cover holding a bat and Nacho on his knees with his ass in the air.
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Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 5:55PM
Too funny, SueR!
Sharkeez
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110 Posts
2/03
Posted - Apr 2 2003 : 12:47PM
So, what's the new ass title? Wasn't it supposed to be announced yesterday?
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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Apr 2 2003 : 12:59PM
There were sooo many entries to look through. You'll know as soon as I know! Thanks to everyone for playing.
NYC_DOM
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NYC
64 Posts
4/03
Posted - Apr 2 2003 : 1:18PM
HUSTLER'S "HINEY HO'S" or HONEY'S or WHORES



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