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ricwilli46
Private USA


19 Posts
11/03
Posted - Nov 13 2003 : 8:31PM
Hi All,
Skeeter is going to be directing a hot new Gonzo series for us, but we are having a hard time coming up with the name for the series. We'd like to not duplicate any other series name. If you can come up with the name that we use, you can spend a day on Skeeter's set observing while he films for us (you will have to get to LA though). Drop me an email with your suggestions...duplicates go to the first one that I receive. Remember, anal in every scene and DP's rule (this is Private afterall!)

Skeeter's line will be releasing late January or early February and we should be doing one a month. It will be Skeeter's normal stuff, minus the ATM's and two dicks in a hole stuff.

Ric Williams
President/COO
Private USA

Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01
Posted - Nov 13 2003 : 8:52PM
Wow, thank you for the generous offer Mr. Williams! It would be an incredible experience to spend the day with the anal maniac himself Skeeter Kerkove while he works his magick behind the lens. Now if I can only come up with something unique and interesting for a series title...
TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 13 2003 : 8:59PM
How about Everything Skeeter Loves Butt the Kitsch N Stink

-T.C.

Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Nov 13 2003 : 9:09PM
Email?! What's the fun of that, Ric?

Skeeter's Anal Pledges

God Bless Anal

Skeeter's Private Stash

Sir Noel Plum
Senior Studmuffin

1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Nov 13 2003 : 9:12PM
Ok, how about:

Skeeter Kerkoves Anal Love Stories

Skeeters' Three-Ring Circus

Skeeters Strong Medicine!

SNP.

 
BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 13 2003 : 11:00PM
Panhandling for Poontang

The Outlaw of the West Pecos and his World Famous Rectal Rodeo.

Edited by - BigFerret on 11/14/2003 10:19:01 AM

Keeper_k
Member

Russia
26 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 1:24AM
Ass tolls
matrixman
Member

148 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 1:29AM
Skeeters Anal Madness
Skeeters Sodomizing Adventures
Skeeters Anal Girlfriends
Skeeters Girls with Gaping Asses
matrixman
Member

148 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 1:32AM
How could I forget:

Skeeters - A Womans Ass is a Beautiful Thing

Silent Jay
Member

Venus De Costello
694 Posts
12/02
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 2:49AM
Skeeter Kerkove's Skeeters Guide to Anal

Skeeter Kerkove's Rules For Anal Sex

Skeeter Kerkove's DP's Aplenty

Skeeter Kerkove's DP Love

Skeeter Kerkove's Good Ass Loving

Whoa...Your Ass Tastes Like Ass

barrybrn
Senior Member

1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 10:03AM
Skeeter's Anal Bonanza!
Skeeter's Big Ass Anal Bonanza!
Skeeter's Gonzo Anal Bonanza!
Private Presents Skeeter's Anal Bonanza!

Edited by - barrybrn on 11/16/2003 12:12:11 PM

nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 10:21AM
Holey Moses!!
Holed Up (Show girl on cover with hands in air like she's being held up. Get it?)
The Truth, the Hole Truth, and Nothing Butt
Nothing Butt the Hole Truth

Regards,
The Philosopher™

Edited by - nietzsche on 11/14/2003 10:35:20 AM

The Creeper
Member

86 Posts
12/01
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 11:48AM
Skeeter - Lord of the Ring
Pocketcomb_Pimp
Deactivated User

1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 11:49AM
My vote, "Stool Pigeons"
ricwilli46
Private USA

19 Posts
11/03
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 12:09PM
WOW!! Great stuff!! I will be meeting with Skeeter next week and we will pick the best one, but it will be hard!
Thanks,
Ric

Ric Williams
President/COO
Private USA

 
The Creeper
Member

86 Posts
12/01
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 12:13PM
SWAT - Skeeter's Weapons/Ass/Tactics

Skeeter - Ass First, Questions Later

Skeeter's Bottom Line

Skeeter's Insane Ass Conquests

nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 12:28PM
Head 'Em Off at the Ass
Opiate of the Asses

Regards,
The Philosopher™


Edited by - nietzsche on 11/14/2003 1:16:24 PM

Janitor
Retired

Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service.
6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 12:39PM
Romantic Ass Fucking
Take This Love Story and Shove It Up Your Ass
Romance Inside Every Sphincter
There's a Skeeter in My Ass
Bow Down and Gape
BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 1:48PM
That's so freakin' good!
Sir Noel Plum
Senior Studmuffin

1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 2:51PM
I agree, certainly the cleverest so far.
barrybrn
Senior Member

1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 3:05PM
I love it too. Seeing as Skeeter always makes reference to love story. Not sure Private would use something this extreme but we can only hope...lol.
hammer
Member

222 Posts
12/02
Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 6:50PM
Danm Steph you say the funniest stuff What a Mind!!!
Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 7:04PM
Let me skim through some of Skeeter's quotes.
Ok, how about:

Fighting Sodomy Suppression Worldwide
Skeeter's How To Prevent Unwanted Pregnancies
The Essence of Sodomy Is Everywhere!
Cum Is an Anti-Depressant! (a blowjob line??)
You Will Cry Tears of Joy (or short: Tears of Joy; this could actually be a Private title, no?)




tricia_deveraux said:
"When I know something I'll post it."
(That is a pretty good modus operandi. More posters should use it.)

Ultrasiet
Member

Maya Gold, will you marry me?
220 Posts
11/03
Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 3:01AM
Okay, I need to win this. And seeing as I'm going to buy the series when it emerges, hopefully it'll have a good title.

SKEETER INTO THE BREACH

SKEETER: THE ASS WHISPERER

SKEETER'S PINATAS - He's breakin' the girls!

SKEETER'S FEATS OF HEAT

SKEETERING ON THE BRINK OF THE A-BLISS (A as in ANUS)

THE RINGS OF THE KERKOVE (like, the Wings of the Dove...)

SKEETER'S LONG RODS AND ROUND HOLES

Skeeter's WHITEWATER SHAFTING (Whitewater being, like, semen)

Skeeter's THE GOO-VRE (Y'know, like his 'ouvre')

Skeeter's JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE ASS

Skeeter's VOODOO DOLLS, poke your rod into them and watch them cum

Skeeter's COCKUMENTARY

Skeeter Kerkove: SAVING OUR HOLES

but I like best:

SKEETER'S PENETRALIA (Kinda classy Italian sounding name for Private, which seems to prefer classier sounding titles, don't make like it don't sound nice, and penetralia refers to the interior of a building, or in this case, where all those cocks want to go.)

ricwilli46
Private USA

19 Posts
11/03
Posted - Nov 19 2003 : 6:02PM
It looks like the winner is "matrixman" with "A Womans Ass is a Beautiful Thing"! I have to get it cleared with legal in Spain, but everyone on the set yesterday liked it the best...it was tough though, many good suggestions.

Day one of the shoot was awesome, I am sure that Skeeter will describe it in detail, but I don't think that you have seen anything like it...the girls were beautiful, sexy and horny! The guys were hung like stallions. The sex was over the edge! Stay tuned, I hope to release it in February under our new X-TREME line.

Ric Williams
President/COO
Private USA

 
Sir Noel Plum
Senior Studmuffin

1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Nov 19 2003 : 7:05PM
Congratulations Mr Matrixman! (English posters, anybody reckon 'A Womans Ass is a Beautiful Thing' sounds like the kind of phrase Swiss Tony off the Fast Show would use?)

I also hope that you will pop in here occasionally Ric. In fact given your position within the Private organisation any work time spent on these boards would be fully justified, in my view at any rate

SNP.

barrybrn
Senior Member

1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 19 2003 : 7:32PM
Dang... I was hoping. Congrads Matrixman

matrixman
Member

148 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 19 2003 : 11:51PM
This is the first time I have won anything this awesome!

ricwilli46 - let me know how I can get in contact with you, I tried the email icon for your profile and the email got bounced back to me.

What timeframe are you thinking of shooting in LA?

ricwilli46
Private USA

19 Posts
11/03
Posted - Dec 12 2003 : 12:48PM
Sorry for the delay...you can reach me at ric.williams@private.com. We are shooting a movie every month, so can work something out. Drop me a line.

Ric Williams
President/COO
Private USA

matrixman
Member

148 Posts
8/03
Posted - Feb 23 2004 : 9:38PM
Skeeter, maybe you can help. I have tried emailing Ric but have not got a response yet. I emailed him again today.

Do you have any upcoming movies for private and where are they going to be?

Also are all of Privates girls euro-girls? Just wondering if I can see my favories like Olivia, Belladonna, April, or Tiffany Mynx.

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 23 2004 : 11:01PM
"minus the ATM's and two dicks in a hole stuff."
can he still shoot em, just for sport?
skronker
Notable Legendary Icon

Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Feb 23 2004 : 11:44PM
The girls will become depressed otherwise and have to take more cum in their ass in order to recover!
bridgette
Bridgette Kerkove

228 Posts
7/03
Posted - Feb 24 2004 : 2:19AM
skronker
Notable Legendary Icon

Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Feb 24 2004 : 2:25AM
Why, it is inspired by Skeeter!
In fact, the next time I try to convince a woman to have anal sex I'll try to convince her that cum is an anti-depressant. Throw away your Xanax, and open that ass wide, baby! Papa's coming home!
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 24 2004 : 8:34AM
Laugh if you want but a good ass fucking always makes me feel better!
 
ricwilli46
Private USA

19 Posts
11/03
Posted - Feb 24 2004 : 12:05PM
Well, because I listen to you guys, I just gave Skeeter the OK to use some cream pies and ATM's in his next shoot which is going to be an all natural big boob themed gonzo. We have been talking of doing an all girl, all anal gonzo for the movie after that...what do you think?? Skeeter tells me that he has been nominated for his all girl scenes.
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 24 2004 : 3:54PM
I think an all anal all grl gonzo is a great idea, cause every one loves the ass licking movies, but there is never gape!
matrixman
Member

148 Posts
8/03
Posted - Feb 24 2004 : 9:00PM
Thanks Ric for getting back to me. I look forward to cumming to the set ;)
I wouldn't mind being on that set.




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