Hi All, Skeeter is going to be directing a hot new Gonzo series for us, but we are having a hard time coming up with the name for the series. We'd like to not duplicate any other series name. If you can come up with the name that we use, you can spend a day on Skeeter's set observing while he films for us (you will have to get to LA though). Drop me an email with your suggestions...duplicates go to the first one that I receive. Remember, anal in every scene and DP's rule (this is Private afterall!)
Skeeter's line will be releasing late January or early February and we should be doing one a month. It will be Skeeter's normal stuff, minus the ATM's and two dicks in a hole stuff.
Wow, thank you for the generous offer Mr. Williams! It would be an incredible experience to spend the day with the anal maniac himself Skeeter Kerkove while he works his magick behind the lens. Now if I can only come up with something unique and interesting for a series title...
Skeeter's Anal Bonanza! Skeeter's Big Ass Anal Bonanza! Skeeter's Gonzo Anal Bonanza! Private Presents Skeeter's Anal Bonanza!
Edited by - barrybrn on 11/16/2003 12:12:11 PM
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Posted - Nov 14 2003 : 10:21AM
Holey Moses!! Holed Up (Show girl on cover with hands in air like she's being held up. Get it?) The Truth, the Hole Truth, and Nothing Butt Nothing Butt the Hole Truth
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Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 7:04PM
Let me skim through some of Skeeter's quotes. Ok, how about:
Fighting Sodomy Suppression Worldwide Skeeter's How To Prevent Unwanted Pregnancies The Essence of Sodomy Is Everywhere! Cum Is an Anti-Depressant! (a blowjob line??) You Will Cry Tears of Joy (or short: Tears of Joy; this could actually be a Private title, no?)
tricia_deveraux said: "When I know something I'll post it." (That is a pretty good modus operandi. More posters should use it.)
Skeeter's VOODOO DOLLS, poke your rod into them and watch them cum
Skeeter's COCKUMENTARY
Skeeter Kerkove: SAVING OUR HOLES
but I like best:
SKEETER'S PENETRALIA (Kinda classy Italian sounding name for Private, which seems to prefer classier sounding titles, don't make like it don't sound nice, and penetralia refers to the interior of a building, or in this case, where all those cocks want to go.)
It looks like the winner is "matrixman" with "A Womans Ass is a Beautiful Thing"! I have to get it cleared with legal in Spain, but everyone on the set yesterday liked it the best...it was tough though, many good suggestions.
Day one of the shoot was awesome, I am sure that Skeeter will describe it in detail, but I don't think that you have seen anything like it...the girls were beautiful, sexy and horny! The guys were hung like stallions. The sex was over the edge! Stay tuned, I hope to release it in February under our new X-TREME line.
Congratulations Mr Matrixman! (English posters, anybody reckon 'A Womans Ass is a Beautiful Thing' sounds like the kind of phrase Swiss Tony off the Fast Show would use?)
I also hope that you will pop in here occasionally Ric. In fact given your position within the Private organisation any work time spent on these boards would be fully justified, in my view at any rate
Why, it is inspired by Skeeter! In fact, the next time I try to convince a woman to have anal sex I'll try to convince her that cum is an anti-depressant. Throw away your Xanax, and open that ass wide, baby! Papa's coming home!
Well, because I listen to you guys, I just gave Skeeter the OK to use some cream pies and ATM's in his next shoot which is going to be an all natural big boob themed gonzo. We have been talking of doing an all girl, all anal gonzo for the movie after that...what do you think?? Skeeter tells me that he has been nominated for his all girl scenes.