I know it's him.. I just learned he changed his name.. I'm in love with his work... Its not a bidding. Thats not the terms and conditions. Terms and conditions for the mail order american bride is.. room and board a closet and private bathroom college tution and fees and then my other bills (car, phone) an occassional allowence to make myself pretty (nails, hair, clothes) in return I do house wife shit.. except I'm a student house wife.. and I suppose they will have their own terms and conditions cooks OCD clean pjs is pretty much nothing companionship (if wanted) and of course all the other things people are supposed to do when they are married (only they get deprived) ^ I mean does this shit really work.. because if it does I'm all signed up So we don't have to worry about the highest bidder or who he is.. it's terms and conditions.. ^ is that legal? haha I think it's very fair... somebody should just start a reality tv show "what would hannah do to go to college"...
Man, you blew it. It was even a Bojangles 3-piece and a biscuit coupon I was willing to part with. But if those are your terms and conditions, I'll go ahead and give you half of everything I own right now and we can just skip both the wedding and the divorce proceedings.
hahahahahahaha does that chicken come with some green beans at least? I'll need greens if some sort.. ha funny conversation in general here.. but it crossed my mind the other day .. mail order brides.. and I had to do some research and I was completely disappointed that I didn't qualify.. its like having cookies in front of you that you can't eat.. if you tell me no cookies.. I want them more if you say eat all the cookies you want I'm not hungry ... and that's pretty much how I felt about being a mail order bride... appearently, I have lost all of my logic.. but from what I understand that is completely normal for 22 yr olds... (<--- terms and conditions, the fine print)
Comes with one side item, yes. I'd be hard-pressed not to go with either the dirty rice or the seasoned fries at Bojangles, but if the green beans are more your flavor, so be it. Had some really good collard greens and pole beans with my fried chicken yesterday at the local hole-in-the-wall greasy spoon. Cabbage too. Took like 3 pieces of cornbread to sop up the juices. And now I made myself hungry. Dammit. Why not just catch a flight to Russia and run an ad for a mail-order bride over here? Shouldn't take long for someone to order you and bring you back home. You won't find your logic for another 3 or 4 years. Then just a few years after that, you're turning 30 and wondering what the fuck happened. (Full disclosure: I'm not 30 yet but am absolutely convinced that this will be the case.) Edit: I just noticed that coupon expired 2 days ago. Fuck. Edited by - pegpelvispete on 7/10/2009 12:35:44 AM
Well I had to think long and hard but I can offer you some coupons from Baskin Robbins for all the ice cream cake you want for a college semester. I'll even throw in coupons from Hastings, Quiznos, and Dennys as well and you don't have to sleep in the nude unless you want to ;)) And yes, the Dennys coupons have vegetables as side orders.
Peg.. You are hilarious.. Best message to wake up to.. G.. now you know I have weaknesses for the ice cream cakes.. ugh But HOW the hell did people just start trying to win me with food.. it's working.. which is the sad part, but still! I'm pretty sure those little asian women got more than chicken and ice cream.. (even though I find chicken and ice cream more useful than gold).. it's degrading ! Let's just pretend for one minute here I'm classy and complicated.. yall start waiving tution and books around with ice cream and chicken.. that's class. ha literally. I'm glad you have a mailbox.. but i don't have an address in which I would send off some mock ass bio with terms and conditions... oh and I guess I'll need a picture
Aww. Thanks. It's one of my, like, 4 or 5 redeeming qualities. I'm a huge fan of ice cream cake (Editor's Note: Only at birthdays. Birthdays and holidays are the only time I eat sweet stuff.). Which is weird, because cake by itself? Hell no. Ice cream by itself? Can piss right off. But ice cream cake is the greatest blending of two food products since some dude back in the day accidentally spilled some gravy on his mashed taters. Best kind? The Oreo ones from Baskin Robbins. I can feel the diabetes setting in after eating a chunk of one of those. I have not even BEGUN to win you with food. Just wait 'til the next Valpak comes in the mail. I'm gonna be seducing you with everything from Cici's Pizza, to IHOP, to Toaster Strudels, to yes, even Baskin Robbins. And the deal closer is gonna be $20 off a Stanley Steemer carpet cleaning. Where you wanna go to school? Out-of-state tuition's a bitch.
You know, Hannah, if you're even remotely serious about this idea you might want to consider sugardaddie.com. It's exactly what you think it is: older men with lots of money looking to spoil sexy young women in exchange for their company (sex not expected, though probably welcome), and vice versa. It's not as crazy as it sounds.
I failed to mention to you Hannah I know some of the district managers of Baskin Robbins and Carvel personally to where they can get me any ice cream product w/1 day shipped to my front door. You can also do on-line college classes (take less time too) while eating the ice cream cake at my place. I'm sure we can get KFC to send us chicken while you're in school and do movie dates when school isn't in session. How about that offer ;)) Edited by - Geoff777 on 7/12/2009 1:58:46 AM
Sorry yall.. been away at the lake and such this weekend.. I went through all of my pics but didn't find anything yall could appreciate.. No sugar daddy sites for me.. no thanks.. but good idea I guess. I think it was more a theory.. been in the slumps lately.. but I think the real problem is that I have yet to let go of someone in the past.. so I have been fumbling with randomness in order to preoccupy my mind. I've been failing.. as it turns out.. I'm human.. 4theheart.. hopefully some anal action will drop for you soon! ... until then ice cream cake overload
Going thru the same "slump" myself...just can't get her off my mind...It will get better, it always does, but it takes a little while..sucks, doesn't it... Stay well.
Tried looking one of the sugarmommy sites briefly long ago, didn't like it that much. I know what you mean, have dealt w/the letting go scenario too often. Worse part is that I work w/one of my ex's and yes, it feels real awkward talking to her on the phone at work even for business purposes. Plus, I get one year older next Saturday. I'll split some of that ice cream cake w/you if you like.
Hi Hannah I eventually got around to watching the full episode of you as Lora on Amateur Allure - excellent bj skills and you are either a brilliant actress or you really do enjoy swallowing. Loved the bush - you and Bobbi Starr could start a bidding war as to who gets to shave the two of you on camera.
melt.. bad news.. I already shaved it.. I had to grow it for reality kings.. I was Lora on a wen and reality kings was friday.. so afterwards.. I went back to my strip :) .. and yes, I must say I enjoy it.. I, in fact enjoyed everything about that day.. Fuck the slumps.. I willed myself to get up and out this weekend and be social.. by sunday I was ready to be home and tired.. so my mission was accomplished. G, I would be happy to have some of that cake!!! How many candles should I bring?
Wow, I wish you were here right now, you're so sweet to share your favorite food w/me. Can you get here by Friday (which is my birthday) to do so. BTW, please don't sing Happy Birthday to me in person unless you do it like Marilyn Monroe did it to JFK. For the record, I turn 40, but once you meet me in person someday soon, you'll say I look 26 (everyone does and it blows their mind when I prove my age) and act like I'm 21, hehe.
G, I'm singing you "Happy B-day".. But not like the lady you asked for.. I'm in my bathroom.. no make-up.. using my hair brush... But I still have love.. and it's best you know what I looked like without make-up anyways.. just in case (the fine print) Then, I decided to be normal for you... and everyone else.. ..or not... ha. seriously though, Happy Birthday.. from the almost TOO natural HW 40 is HOT.. I can't put that many pics up in place of candles, but I did manage to pull my 22 yr old ass together and get dressed..(well.. I put on a shirt..) You can thank my blackberry bold and hairbrush for the entertainment.. Hannah West ;)
No make-up necessary. You probably don't believe that, but that's my story and I'm a'stickin' to it. Geoff's gonna put the icing on his cake when he sees those.
awww... thanks.. yeah I tend to boycott dirt when I am home .. personally I think number two should be a box cover for.. "I changed her mind".. or "She thinks her shit doesn't stink".. an all anal dvd with lots of atm's or something... imo
Regarding the other poster statement about icing, well he/she was close, my "knife" was very hard when I saw your pictures. I can just picture you dancing around in the bathroom singing Happy Birthday, it made me smile and probably had your neighbors laughing. Honestly, I'm very flattered you sent me the pictures of yourself and you look so naturally gorgeous and radiant in them. I like the natural look over makeup anyways.I thought when I said I'm turning 40 you'd get turned off and not want to talk to me anymore on here but you proved you do have love in your heart for everybody, which you know is rare these days. America's Got Talent will be calling you shortly to do that song w/the hairbrush on stage ;)) You put a shirt on for me, sweet, I feel important and am blushing, hehe. I'm not trying to be a perv, but I'd love to see you topless in a few pictures sort of like the ones you posted on here for me. So is that movie date night w/ice cream cake still on for us once we meet, you pick the flavors you want for such. BTW, thank you again, you're the best.
no... I shot anal a few times when I was last there.. Once for anal acrobats (evil angel).. with Lexi Love ggb/a and i'm sure there was one or two more scenes but I don't remember specifics.. I don't have control over what i get booked for.. but I always get booked for anal action You may think that because what's been dropping lately has been vag.. but keep in mind, dvds are dropping slowly.. all of what has dropped recently was shot over a year ago... The broke down bitches that just dropped, I think that was shot closer to two years ago.. the only thing recent that is out so far is amateur allure Hannah West ;) Edited by - Hannah Westxxx on 7/16/2009 1:40:02 PM
Well there's the answer. I was just about to say that it's been a long time since I saw a boxcover with the name Hannah West on it. A real long time. I used to check out this thread regularly last year, but fell off... Might have to come back to it though. You're looking better than ever, Hannah. I really like your hairstyle. Edited by - 007 on 7/16/2009 2:46:29 PM
Hannah, your blackberry pics are Phenomenal, you should definitely use the hairbrush one as your avatar. haha Anal Acrobats scene sounds mouth watering... I can't wait, any idea when it will come out??
^ I have a better one... (I was in GA... obviously the south... what the hell) I should be back in Pvalley by the end of this month, working with Jay Sin again. I agree about the hair style. I feel a lot more confident about myself nowdays as well ... so thanks for the confirmation. :) Yeah.. production is going really slow, but hopefull some of the anal will speed up!!! I've been on the road lately, sorry I haven't been around.. I'm moving! Heads Miami, Tails LA.. In the meantime.. I've been stopping by to see family.. and I kidnapped my friend Tiff.. and I fed Sally... Hannah West ;)
Lucky horse that Sally. Look at those strong legs and cute shorts. I'm really glad I decided to check this thread again after a year away. Assumed you had left the 'biz' altogether...
I hope you at least had the common courtesy to bring Sally some of that Waffle House. I have a confession; I'd never seen you or heard of you, much less watched one of your scenes, before I joined this here forum a few weeks ago. But now that I've seen you, heard of you, and exchanged several frivolous online missives with you, I'll be making it a point to check out your body... of work. Ahem. If there is a favorite scene of yours or a recommendation as to where to start, please put them in the suggestion box right over yonder. Or type them in this thread so I don't have to drive 200 miles to wherever you are in Georgia to read the damn thing. On second thought, put them in the suggestion box. I'll be there as soon as I can find my car keys... and come up with a plausible lie as to where I'm going by myself at 11 on Tuesday night. And I'm also firmly, firmly in the "digging the current hair" camp. Looking at older photo sets of you compared to the ones above, right now is the best you've ever looked. At least in this Random Internet Guy's opinion. Blackberry FTW. Where are those dang keys?
Wow, you look great in these pictures, I love your natural casual look. Hope you're doing well. I'm waiting for you to kidnap me for our birthdays, the ice cream cake is in the freezer waiting for us and so are the movies. Can you direct e-mail me on here, I need to ask you something in private, it'll go to my e-mail.
haha.. um no, i didn't go inside.. everything in that damn town was closed on mondays!!! seriously.. weird. I knew that you guys would be able to appreciate it. Peg, it's okay that you haven't seen me.. probably for the better that you know me here first.. I suggest Deeper(anal), Jailbait(dp), bitchcraft (girl girl), Sex with young girls (anal), and the newest one brokedown bitches (which i think is vag).. I haven't watched any of these, so I can't speak about quality.. these are just experiences i remember.. and that is hard to do.. I'm glad everyone liked the pictures.. I'm on a little journey right now, traveling.. last night we went out.. very small place.. had a few drinks and sang a few songs.. I've made it my mission to take more pictures. I like having the control of image over here.. I feel like here is one outlet to show who I really am.. and what i really look like. It gets old being so damn controlled... and it's not that I want folks to get too personal.. but I really enjoy simplictity and truth.. and I am sure most of you don't mind. G: ice cream cake soon! Mr. patel, lovely image.. i think we sould get a poster for them and deliver it.. It would sit well in the other window.. Edited by - Hannah Westxxx on 7/22/2009 6:28:52 PM
As I stated on here, I love your pictures you put on here. You are very photogenic and nothing wrong w/you being simplistic. I think this is why we like you so much on here, you're just being yourself and are very honest. Well get your sweet gorgeous ass over here ASAP, I'm not eating any of the ice cream cake until you are here and smiling ;) (how soon we talking)
Recently I came across a free sample clip from tushylickers.com which featured two girls. It showed them from behind walking up some stairs. Thinking to myself "that girl on the right looks really good from the back", I soon realised who it was once she was shown from the front. Hannah West. A nice surprise. Just look at those legs and that butt! Even though the picture is really small, you can see she's something special. Just call her Hannah 'the body' West. Was that scene shot the last time you went out west? I'm tempted to join tushylickers just so I can watch it. Seems like I've been saying "you've never looked better" a lot lately...but really...!! Edited by - 007 on 7/24/2009 2:01:56 AM
Yes.. that was my second scene there!!! I spent that whole day doing multiple scenes with them. The other girl there is Holly Heart. She was pretty new with LA direct? Nice girl.. and wow.. was I pissed that day.. so I am glad everything turned out BETTER than what I expected. I did a number of clips for them.. cagedtushy? sleepingtushy? and some other stuff that I don't specifically remember. I was pissed because of how amature everything seemed.. the quality of the shoot wasn't as I would perfer. I don't like when things don't match. I don't like when people dress me like I am retarded.. and they did.. for some clip.. I wasn't amused with how I was treated.. I was extremely pissed when my pay was a week late.. and overall I am going to have to say.. most girls on their sites look like trash whores hired off sunset blvd. I hate to shit talk. really. BUT .... I find it unfair how I get rated, my scene gets rated.. and performers should just shut up about their experience. The owners are two young meat heads from NY who pretty much expect privates for "tips".. and because by standard they are "good looking".. not particpating is offensive.. fuck those cats.. wait for someone to rip the damn site off.. don't give them a penny.. because they don't like to pay models anyways.. and if I lose work for being honest at least I saved you a buck.. .... on the flip side .. my legs do look nice.... :) Just wait for the other recent work!
Thinking to myself "that girl on the right looks really good from the back", I soon realised who it was once she was shown from the front. Hannah West. A nice surprise.
Just look at those legs and that butt! Even though the picture is really small, you can see she's something special. Just call her Hannah 'the body' West.