Hey! Maybe you can start a post/thread of "gay" jokes!!!
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| Evil_Rip Senior Member  Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99 |  Posted - Jun 7 2000 : 11:22PMWarning! This is A JOke! ------------------- One More Time... At a San Francisco funeral parlor the wakes for three gay men were being held simultaneously. Their 'mates' happened to be at the funeral parlor at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes once their loved ones had been cremated. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of hot chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." ------------------------------
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| netguy Member 687 Posts 12/99 |  Posted - Jun 9 2000 : 4:33AMHey! Maybe you can start a post/thread of "gay" jokes!!! [Link] |
| Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99 |  Posted - Jan 24 2001 : 7:13PMHow about you post one now netguy? [Link] |
| joeblow69 Member 946 Posts 2/00 | Posted - Jan 24 2001 : 7:28PM Two gay guys were in the shower together when one looked down and saw a puddle of white liquid. He said to the other man "What did I tell you about farting in the shower?" [Link] |
| netguy Member 687 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 6:52PM A: When the big hand touches the little hand. Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit? Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock? Q: Why do gay men make good linemen? Q: Why couldn''t the gay quarterback make it in the NFL? Q: How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat? Q: What do you call a fart in the men''s room of a gay bar? Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
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| netguy Member 687 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Jan 30 2001 : 5:59PM A. Palm Sunday [Link] |
| netguy Member 687 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Feb 1 2001 : 4:20PM I wanted to tell you about something really cool. It's called Virtual Swear Bear and it's at: [Link] |
| Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 1:00PM anyone have any more? netguy and joeblow.. both gave the raunchiest. most horrid jokes! [Link] |
bono-ONE  All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00 | Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 6:58PM Q. Why did the homosexual get fired from the sperm bank. A. For drinking on the job [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 7:12PM
A. Most of 'em had their shit packed the night before. [Link] |
| Nickyboy Member 8 Posts 7/01 | Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 7:50PM Here's one Steve and Mike were best gay friends since childhood. One day Steve call Mike to go meet him at the Park he has important news to tell him. Steve: Mike I think I'm pregnant [Link] |
| GaySatyr Senior Member Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat! 1684 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 8:27PM Q) What do you call the gay Jewish boy? Q) Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? [Link] |
| justin Member 32 Posts 4/01 | Posted - Jul 12 2001 : 12:23PM [Link] |
| Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Aug 8 2002 : 2:09AM Thought this would liven up the tension. Any more jokes? All I had pretty much is the first one. [Link] |
| GattMan Deactivated User Melbourne, Australia 129 Posts 1/02 | Posted - Aug 8 2002 : 2:37AM [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Aug 19 2002 : 1:49PM -------- A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, “Mom, I have something to tell you: I’m gay.” His mother made no reply. The guy was about to repeat himself when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, “You’re gay - doesn’t that mean you put other men’s penises in your mouth?” The guy said nervously, “Uh, yeah, Mom, that’s right.” His mother whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, “Don’t you ever complain about my cooking again!” DenverDon [Link] |
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