Here's an excerpt from recent travels in PornLand. Get the rest in tomorrow's edition of The Weekly Fix.
Photo gallery coming soon!
Sunday morning in the Valley and already it's hotter than two dogs fucking. We're rolling in the white Escalade, off of Ventura – the corpus cavernosum that curves westward from Tujunga to Topanga – and up into the Santa Monica mountains. Ever wonder where they keep those "porn houses"? They keep them up here, where the sunlight streams through bay windows and the ceilings go on forever, where the driveways wind higher and higher, where the maids are Mexican and the furniture can't ever fill the acres of marble floorspace, where you experience that crazy sense of déjà vu and answer the door expecting to see a petite young woman aged 18 years and six weeks dressed up like a Girl Scout or a cheerleader or a Catholic schoolgirl precocious and guileless in her plaid or a UPS trainee overly eager to shed the utilitarian fabric of her trade – special delivery!
But it's not quite like that. Because when we get there, for Bryan Xin's day-long shoot for his Vivid feature Rough Draft , no one knows who is going to join Roxy Deville for the afternoon scene. All week, a wave of gonorrhea – or similar STD potluck – has capsized booking after booking. That, plus the usual porn girl unpredictability, has caused a relatively simple GGB match-up to change twice. LA Direct is pushing a short list of hyper-blondes, the brassy fake-boob types completely opposite from the original casting. Not gonna happen. More phone calls. Soon enough, there's an SUV full of Spiegler Girls out front. Take-out orders never happen like this in Brooklyn. Tia Tanaka has arrived, and, though it's tricky to deduce from the outset, Xin's gotten very lucky today.
You can click the link to the left at midnight or thereabouts ... I just remember a moment I forgot to include, when Tia is bouncing her ass on Roxy's face, and Roxy offers to stay there all day, breakfast of champions and all that. I felt really pervy, but I sat there and watched them from start to finish, and realized that no matter how hard anyone tries to bottle lightning, a lot of it is gonna get away. One day they'll invent a movie camera withh a 360 frame ... but this one was really special. It's just interesting to see how not so easy the process really is, and gratifying, in oh so MANY ways, to see how much fun the girls have when the girls really have fun. It's just a slice.
I think Spiegler should open an NYC branch, I really do -- though maybe I can ring up Joanna Angel, since she's got the Brooklyn pussy on lock.
We totally scored on the Spiegler SUV Roulette. Roxy and Tia's scene was pretty damned scorching and I must admit I felt a little stirring in the loins while watching it.
Skronk, thanks so much for coming down to the set and representin' for ADT, AND for also mentioning how angst ridden this shoot was! I thought our original casting for the scene was going to be pretty good, so I was disappointed with all the cancellations but quite honestly, I think the one we ended up with was even better.
You know how I was slavering about the original matchup, but I totally agree. I'm shopping for my big shiny red nose, in case I cross paths with Roxy DeVille again!
I don't know how to make my files acceptable to the ADT program. And it's gonna take me some time to figure it out, but I've been too busy for that. But sooner or later, or else I'll just do a Flickr account ...