Don't worry about writing misleading reviews. Reviews are always subjective. It's totally normal that some will love the film and some will hate it, no matter what rating you gave it.

I personally would try rating a film after how "earnest" the scenes are. If it's only hard fucking combined with loud fake moans and actors permanently take a look at their watch, I certainly wouldn't give the film a good rating, no matter how many positions there were.

If I got the impression that everybody was into it, the scenes were intense and nobody was thinking about something totally different, I'd give it a good rating. That doesn't necessarily mean that everybody has to make the impression that he likes the action. For example a movie with a plot or some other Rocco, Extreme or Anabolic movie might have actors not making the impression that they actually like what's just happening, but in these cases this belongs to the story or concept and can be quite intense as well.

If you want to make sure nobody gets mislead by any of your reviews, simply explain your rating shortly, by saying that you gave this film a 5 because you found the tease arousing although there were no sex scenes. Then everybody reading your review can decide for themselves if they like a film without any sex scenes and just some tease or if it's not for them.

I would always rate a film after what it "triggered" in me and not what I think it might mean for others who watch it.

I like your reviews so far, so don't worry about writing bad ones :-)

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Except that a really lousy transfer or some other problem could take the overall down a notch.

So, solving for sex rating:

sex rating = 2 * (overall rating) - (female looks)

Does that help?

Seriously though, sex rating means how hot it is, aside from how good looking the girls are. Nudes a popin 10 has a high sex rating if you ask me. Despite no fucking. Cause there's lots of energetic and engaging flirting, and skads of hot stripper dancing, well edited.

The sort of title that gets a low sex rating is a Vivid girl "don't mess my hair" sort of detached effort.

Put another way, the sex rating is how hot it is because of what the girls (and boys) DO, independent of how they look. I could definitely give girls I'd rate at 2 on looks a 5 on sex, and vice versa.

I guess I'd better get my ass in gear and review more movies if this is not going to sound COMPLETELY ridiculous, right??

Edited by - dexplorer on Oct 20 2001

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Conversely, I was kind of disappointed in the Sex series that Nikki Dial starred in. I was desperately hoping the Rocco Siffredi/Nikki Dial scene would turn in to the sort of volcanic scene he had with Wilder in NWH3 but being a Paul Thomas film, it was very tame. It's one of the reason I tend to like the work Seymore Butts typically has done. It's always hot, even though it's gonzo which isn't necessarily my cup of tea. I've only laid off his most recent stuff because I'm sick to death of Alisha Klass.

If I just want to look at pretty girls which is what Andrew Blake and some Paul Thomas movies amount to, I'll usually just get a Playboy video or something. The girls are generally more attractive and I don't get as frustrated at the coldness of the sex.

No more yankee my wankee!!

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dex, actually I ususually use the following equation:

number of positions X how good looks chick in the positions X -1/2(number of OH YEAHS) + Racquel Darrian appearances to the 10th power + 1/2 the number of beers I drank in the process - 1,00000000 X number of seconds an old porn guy is in movie

thank you for your input everyone. I was a bit baffled on this one. the review has just been posted.

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i found it very interesting.

I m looking for videos like this, where the girl is on the rack and the mistress Dominatrix stretches other then takes an object similar to a spur and runs it over her subjects breasts, nipples and pussy. (see here :
see here
or in the review)

Do you know other videos with this scene ?

Thanks !!!!!

Billy

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