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All Forums > Sex Talk > Sex Talk Forum Page 15 > oral or pussy...can you tell the difference
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iowagonzo
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272 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 5 2012 : 5:12PM
heard about this at a swingers party...so a guy gets blidfolded and a game is played on whether the man can tell the difference between pussy and a blowjob...the female had her mouth on the guy 9who was in a sitting position) and her arms pressed down on his legs and was sucking him with her most expert of skill. she would alternate and sit on his cock and ride...go back to sucking...when done she asked if he could tell the difference...he thought she was fucking him the entire time. she was pressing her arms across his legs and moving them in such a way as to simulate the feeling of a lady riding his cock. if in the same situation guys would you be able to tell the difference....judging by all of the blowjobs you have recieved? ladies...could you simulate riding a man and convincing him it was your wet pussy the entire time when in actuality it was your mouth?
SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Nov 5 2012 : 7:14PM
But pussies don't have teeth. At least mine doesn't anyway. Therefor, I call bullshit.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Nov 5 2012 : 7:19PM
^ SSG, for the win.
iowagonzo
Member

272 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 5 2012 : 8:34PM
even with just the right amount of spit and lips covering teeth just right? the guy swore by it...said he couldnt tell.
SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Nov 5 2012 : 9:05PM
Teeth are teeth.Tongue is tongue. Even if she had her dentures removed I'd still call bullshit. Either he's a moron or he was so deep into the experience that he deluded himself into thinking it was all pussy.
 
His Dudeness
All Business

Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
2793 Posts
4/10
Posted - Nov 6 2012 : 5:50PM
SSG for the win!
mharris127
Senior Member

1844 Posts
8/09
Posted - Nov 6 2012 : 6:14PM
I would think I could tell assuming I was sober and not in subspace (a BDSM term meaning your endorphins are running wild in your brain from sexual activity that you really can't tell what is going on) from the sexual experience. If I were in subspace all bets are off.
Subspace essentially produces a natural high. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen use cocaine to get high, we in BDSM use whips, canes, crops, dick, cunt, handcuffs and rope.
SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Nov 6 2012 : 8:05PM
^Yes. And I have known people who have been fucked into subspace but not to the point of not knowing a mouth from a pussy. Usually something that takes a person that deep would be from something like heavy impact play.
mharris127
Senior Member

1844 Posts
8/09
Posted - Nov 7 2012 : 2:24AM
^ I would tend to agree. I can see it happening occasionally, though as sometimes heavy impact play from one person is combined with penetration by another person or someone will go directly from heavy impact play to penetration without giving the submissive a chance to come down first. Personally I haven't run into it myself to my knowledge but I tend to keep it down to a level to where only light to (maybe) moderate marking occurs so anyone subbing for me would probably not have a chance to get that far into subspace from corporal play (I am more into the bondage aspect myself).
WardqueenJanine
Member

914 Posts
2/08
Posted - Nov 8 2012 : 5:13PM
There is no way I, or anyone else could pull this off!
His Dudeness
All Business

Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
2793 Posts
4/10
Posted - Nov 8 2012 : 6:39PM
^ Let's find out!
WardqueenJanine
Member

914 Posts
2/08
Posted - Nov 9 2012 : 6:17AM
^^
OK sounds like a plan, I'll we'll let someone fuck my pussy and your mouth and see if he can tell the difference.
mharris127
Senior Member

1844 Posts
8/09
Posted - Nov 9 2012 : 6:42AM
I hear The Dude has even graciously donated your mouth to the cause, Janine. Of course we will gladly get you drunk out of your mind first and the guy will be wearing a condom so you don't get pregnant or have to swallow cum. The Dude has also graciously offered to pay for you to get a Depo-Provera shot a week before this takes place to prevent pregnancy just in case the condom breaks.
His Dudeness
All Business

Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
2793 Posts
4/10
Posted - Nov 9 2012 : 7:28AM
^ what condom? I never said I'd wear a condom! ^^ um....we're testing your mouth and pussy! Not your pussy and my mouth...silly girl!
mharris127
Senior Member

1844 Posts
8/09
Posted - Nov 11 2012 : 1:44AM
^ Yeah, you did -- at Porn Star Karaoke last week. You sang a decent rendition of "I've Never Been To Me". Of course it was after twenty Long Island Iced Teas so you might not remember it. You also fucked the cute female bartender and the two sisters in the ladies' room right before closing time, Porno Dan taped it and will be releasing it as the main scene in his next group sex movie. Ashli Orion also gave you a blow job and swallowed every last drop. BTW you put the $500 in cash Dan paid you behind your driver license.
 
WardqueenJanine
Member

914 Posts
2/08
Posted - Nov 11 2012 : 11:05AM
Well I'm happy to report The Dude conducted that experiment but his "control" was his hand so after fucking my pussy, getting head and pulling his dick he just couldn't bear to break the news to his hand because of the long standing emotional attatchment between the two.
His Dudeness
All Business

Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
2793 Posts
4/10
Posted - Nov 11 2012 : 1:18PM
^ I'd take a chick over my hand anyday of the week. Unless I have to buy dinner. Then I'd rather keep my money and jerk off.
WardqueenJanine
Member

914 Posts
2/08
Posted - Nov 11 2012 : 4:32PM
^^
For some strange reason, this doesn't surprise me!
mharris127
Senior Member

1844 Posts
8/09
Posted - Nov 13 2012 : 1:34AM
That is being a poor sport, The Dude. Of course that is coming from a man who really likes the Chinese/Thai buffet restaurants. The Chinese/Thai pussy is also especially tight and arousing and these women are also very easy to tie up in all sorts of compromising positions in the restaurant's bathroom. Chinese pussy also tastes just like General Tso's Chicken!
Evil_Rip
Senior Member

Power overwhelming
1117 Posts
12/99
Posted - Nov 14 2012 : 1:39AM
Does the Karaoke still happen every week? I still remember when constance kept asking me to go...
mharris127
Senior Member

1844 Posts
8/09
Posted - Nov 14 2012 : 1:42PM
^ I am told it does, Sardo's in Burbank IIRC.
VincentVanGauge
Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
1412 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 14 2012 : 2:32PM
I can't tell the difference. Please repeat.



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