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abradarba
Member


89 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 8:32PM
In all the porn ever made, there's never been:

-Guy saves up a load of pre-cum and does a "facial" - or the girl plays with it on her mouth. Doesn't even taste bad!
(Anyone who's ever masturbated knows about how much pre-cum you can generate...) or see next one:

-Girl tweaks the guy's prostate and milks some of that half-come for a facial. Could be weird but hot.

-Lift up the girl (get a small one) by holding on like a bowling ball - fingers in both holes. Not to be cruel.

-Blowjob starts with limp dick stuffed entirely in the mouth, grows as she tries unsuccessfully to keep it all in.

-Re-create (fake it) lesbians on the security cam swapping spit. No, actually snowballing spit!

-Gape film director pulls out and leaves a gaping hole, surprises her by pouring in a cup of yogurt. No harm done, funny as hell.


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Michael28
New Member

5 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 9:14PM
Maybe I sound a bit stupid but can you explain to me the term pre-Cum??

Thnx

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Diceman
Member

211 Posts
10/03
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 9:25PM
Those are some of the sickest, most deplorable things I've ever heard. You ought to be locked up away from society.

Oops, I forgot for a second - I think like this too :-)

Taylor Lynn Yahoo Group

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abradarba
Member

89 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 9:25PM
Don't worry, I thought (I know) I was the one that sounded stupid. But pre-cum is that clear goo like saliva that comes out when you play with your dingaling for a while - it's a component of cum, but it's more like spit than anything else. The only thing in porn i've ever seen was John Leslie dribbling some out for the girl. In porn they call it "spiderwebs." It only comes from erotic foreplay, so it should be erotic, but no one ever exploits it.
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abradarba
Member

89 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 9:29PM
Now I'm cracking up, Diceman. I bet there's a lot of us with nice, healthy attitudes about sex (sickos) out there.

The blonde in the "RentDVD.com 20% Off New Titles" ad sure is cute. I'd like to give her some spiderwebs.

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cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 9:37PM
I've always, always wanted to see that one done. It's never been done? I'm sad now.

I've seen the pre-cum thing in some old amateur vids I used to have lying around. What was her name? Kymmy...what a hottie. Her husband jerked off and drizzled that stuff all over her face and lips while she talked dirty to him. GREAT STUFF!!

The rest sound interesting or at least entertaining...hey, you're not so bad! Wouldn't let you babysit my daughters or anything , but I'll drink with you. Here ya go -- glad you decided to chime in! Welcome, fellow weird...I mean, abradarba.

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DreamWeaver
Member

288 Posts
10/02
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 11:18PM
dingaling is such an erotic word.
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cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 11:26PM
Hey, DW, what about tallywhacker? Gets my juices flowing. TALLYWHACKER --- why am I still up?

Tallywhacker, dingaling, cock and balls
Some are big and some are fucking HUGE

I don't feel like writing silly poetry right now, can you believe that? I wish my wife would finish whatever she's doing so I can tie her to the headboard and spank her before I get too sleepy. She's been asking for it specifically and I've just been too lazy. How wrong is that?

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licker
Senior Member

Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic
1141 Posts
8/03
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 11:33PM
And it would be such fun to watch it coming out again. If he did that she should get him to drink it from her.
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DreamWeaver
Member

288 Posts
10/02
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 11:38PM
Sing it out loud: ~ a dingaling, a loved one, a joystick, dong, zip and lizard, tallywacker, roger, snake, shlong.~
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sc92trojan
Member

USA
111 Posts
9/03
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 11:39PM
The Butthole is not like a Mr. Potato head where you can just shove anything into it. But while we are at it, how about sticking a bottle of cheezwhiz in her gape so when it tightens back up.....maybe it will squeeze some cheese out??
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sc92trojan
Member

USA
111 Posts
9/03
Posted - Feb 4 2004 : 11:39PM
The Butthole is not like a Mr. Potato head where you can just shove anything into it. But while we are at it, how about sticking a bottle of cheezwhiz in her gape so when it tightens back up.....maybe it will squeeze some cheese out??
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Hardz
Member

Hell on Earth
877 Posts
6/01
Posted - Feb 5 2004 : 4:42AM
This thread is getting quite funny.

The bowling ball bit made me crack up.

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licker
Senior Member

Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic
1141 Posts
8/03
Posted - Feb 5 2004 : 5:38AM
Actually that one sounds like it would hurt. The ladies may correct me if I am wrong, but that just doesn't seem like a good idea to me.
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cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Feb 5 2004 : 9:15AM
Reminded me of those wistful high school days when we'd say "man, she's so tiny you could carry her like a six-pack" - then hook your fingers and thumb into a "C" and cackle madly. We were such gentlemen.
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cubesnake
Senior Member

3858 Posts
10/02
Posted - Feb 5 2004 : 9:40AM
Hi,
Make that three ! :) That´s something i´d love to see too but with a girl that can really deep throat ! ... and if she can do it ... opens her mouth when he´s fully grown.

Cube

Edited by - cubesnake on 2/5/2004 9:40:24 AM

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