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| RLD Fiend Member  Cincinnati, O. 665 Posts 10/04 |  Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 2:02PMThat's definitely who I think it is, right? Anyone else think this was in rather questionable taste? [Link] |
Redish  Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 3:13PM [Link] |
| MLyons Senior Member 1617 Posts 8/02 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 3:26PM [Link] |
| aiden Belladonna Entertainment Lost in Hollywood 246 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 3:36PM [Link] |
| RLD Fiend Member Cincinnati, O. 665 Posts 10/04 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 3:36PM Basically, Gia Paloma (the new blonde version) is passed out (o.d.?) on a table next to what looks like three lines of coke. The rest of the table is strewn with the new releases from Vertigo, "Dope" spelled out in big letters in (probably fake) cocaine, with pills everywhere, etc. Obviously, this is a tongue-in-cheek response to a recent "incident" in Gia's life: AVN Article Also, the ad says, "Free posters available for stores." Yeah, that's what I want in my store to shill some porn of questionable quality, G.P. re-enacting her cocaine overdose. I don't really care, it's just so rare that something in porn bothers me... I would rather see Gia doing the new 300 Guy Anal Creampie from Devil's... meh. [Link] |
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| beefstrokinoff Member 123 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 3:45PM [Link] |
| Monstar Senior Member http://twitter.com/MonstarPR 1154 Posts 4/04 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 3:53PM i thought it was pretty cheeky --Monstar Rawx! ContactPornstars.Com [Link] |
| Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 4:20PM Jacco [Link] |
| aiden Belladonna Entertainment Lost in Hollywood 246 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 4:31PM Yes this poster is for shock value, and most people would be shocked by it, but its still staged. The only thing real in porn was when that guy stabbed the girl on his set. [Link] |
| Mason Member 872 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 4:33PM From what I was told by the owners of the company, the ad was simply a way for them to thumb their noses at all of the attention the incident received. The guys at Vertigo are a great lot, and would never intentionally hurt anyone. I know they care for Gia very much. [Link] |
| Malachi Ecks Member Los Angeles 55 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 4:46PM Malachi [Link] |
| Mason Member 872 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 4:58PM [Link] |
| Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 5:37PM [Link] |
| JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 14 2005 : 7:13PM [Link] |
| Planaria Member Miami 13 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 3:14PM [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 3:37PM +1 Gia and Vertigo [Link] |
| dac David Aaron Clark Just another WKW wannabe 574 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 4:21PM [Link] |
| dac David Aaron Clark Just another WKW wannabe 574 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 4:25PM When I was a young, snotty punk rocker I would have thought this ad was hilarious. Now I think it's stoopid as hell. But then that's the image the New Pornographer is trying to cultivate, right? All these white-boy gangsta wannabes, who are most likely to end up where Skeeter started ... cleaning pools. [/quote] The only thing real in porn was when that guy stabbed the girl on his set. [Link] |
| vanstylesfan Member New York New York 31 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 4:34PM Rick James [Link] |
| DeeDee Member Hamburg, Germany 289 Posts 10/04 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 5:38PM Is it tasteless? Yes. Of the various ways she could deal with the 'incident', this is by way the coolest! [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 5:54PM [Link] |
| aiden Belladonna Entertainment Lost in Hollywood 246 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 6:27PM However, you don't expect to go on a set to do a scene and say "Hmm I very well may get stabbed to death today when the director doesn't pay me what he said he would." Which white-boy gangsta wannabes are you referring to? And of those ones which ones are you thinking are going to end up cleaning pools? Why anyone would end up cleaning pools after a porn career is beyond me.. drug abuser, streetworker, petty theft criminal maybe, but pool cleaner?? To me it just seemed like you were taking a cheap shot at Skeeter Kerkove. Granted, I've never met the guy, and he seems to absolutely LOVE what he does, so why does it really matter if he was cleaning pools before he started making porn? It's a step up if you ask me, and that's the key to life is getting further ahead, right? I'm sure some of your past jobs weren't so "high-class" either. Before I got into I was being taken advantage of creating mainstream websites. What were you doing before porn?[Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 6:42PM Wait, never mind. I don't want to know. -T.C.
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| aiden Belladonna Entertainment Lost in Hollywood 246 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 7:31PM The fantasy thing was about the "poster." The asshole blowing out thing is in response to "what is real in porn" or the non-fantasy side of things, the things the fans don't watch and masturbate to (unless they're super jaded) Too late.
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| Malachi Ecks Member Los Angeles 55 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 7:58PM Malachi Edited by - malachi ecks on 3/16/2005 11:52:41 AM [Link] |
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| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 7:59PM WOW...just people fucking for the PLEASURE of it. Whatta fuckin' concept. Tender and sweet or rough and ready or some combination thereof. REAL sex. You said it all, brother. You said it all . [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Mar 15 2005 : 8:02PM Surely these elements can offer more than merely "funny and ridiculous". -T.C.
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| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 12:50AM
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| Malachi Ecks Member Los Angeles 55 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 12:02PM Of course it can offer more than that, but porn has always been "funny and ridiculous" to me. It doesn't mean that I don't love it or respect it and care about it. My whole life, watching porn has been funny. There is the good stuff (Classics; not just the time frame, but real classics) and then sooo much bad right next to it, and right next to that. Plots are stupid, there was always to much garbage, bad acting, retarded situations (I've never understood the nurse or cheerleader thing--the nurses I've seen are very sweet and caring, but not physically attractive--and I've never liked cheerleaders, even when I came to America and went to High School here) The internet is weird and truthfully (to much information alert) I have to take a crap :] Bye for now. Malachi There is a flashlight at the end of the tunnel. [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 1:07PM 2) Aren't porn stars real people? 3) Aren't posts constructed in 3 dumb questions annoying? [Link] |
| melissalauren Melissa Lauren 834 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 1:59PM Thanks!!!! [Link] |
| respect Member 200 Posts 11/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 2:08PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 2:11PM [Link] |
| von_swine Member Dominance & Persecution. 919 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 2:37PM Click to expand [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 3:02PM cv said: "Don't ruin a beautiful illusion with the ugly truth." [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 3:21PM -T.C.
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| Kperv The Cuddler *struck (She slipped) 1818 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 3:29PM [Link] |
| Mason Member 872 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 3:34PM [Link] |
| Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 3:45PM Click to expand Click to expand At age 18, I received my L.A. County Health license in water purification and sanitzation, I was cleaning pools, after all I was 18 years old. At age 19, I opened up my own pool and spa business, Caroles Pool and Spa supplies a wholesale and retail outlet.At age 20, I bought a brand new home at 6277 Blanchard Cyn. Rd in Tujunga, Ca 91042, I put 25 percent down, it was a bran new home. At age 21, I bought 7108, 7106 Foothill Blvd. Tujunga, California 91042, a warehouse and apartment. 7 years later I paid off my commercial property in full, that I had purchased for 190 thousand. The property is now worth over 1 million dollars. Mike Quasar has been to my commercial property and my pool store, that my Mommy runs for me. So how can the pool service be a bad thing! I made 260 thousand dollars at Metro in 2004, how on earth David is the pool business a bad thing. I have produced over 160 movies since April 2002. I have never, ever asked for a job, the companies always, I mean always come to me! My net worth is over 2 million dollars, who are you to put me down. You are the one who is always broke. I owe 4 hundred thousand on my million dollar home, that overlooks the entire San Fernando Valley, my house payment is 2,100 per month. I make 6 thousand per month, renting out my own home for my own movies. My 80 thousand dollatr Vanden Plas 2005 Jaguar has a balance of Zero! One of my websites, nets more money in 60 days, then you earn in a year! I film exactly what turns me on! My movies are my entire life. Remember my Clusterfuck box cover? Yours looked like mine 4 months later! I met you once, you complained about not having enough money! Bummer, my complaint is this, what should I do with all of the money I earn. Between Bridgette and I, we will cast, produce and direct 13 movies in April 2005. I will also be shooting camera 5 days of April for Otto Bauer. The bottom line in this business to every owner of a company is numbers!!! The Kerkoves always take care of that! Everything we do is a total profit for everybody we work for. Extend me the courtesy, by never typing my name again and I will extend you the same courtesy. Tim Vonswine rules all! Tujunga Forever baby! To quote the greatest pornographer of all time: Nobody, produces, directs and runs a set more efficently then Multi Award Winner Bridgette Kerkove. Every female and male performer who works for Bridgette, will tell you, there is no wasted time on her set. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 3:54PM -T.C.
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| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:06PM Skeeter, you are an inspiration. If your dumb ass is worth two million, I'm not trying hard enough.
You know, I'm going to hate for the one thing I learned from all this "yammer yammer yammer" on ADT to be one thing: It's Just Porn. Just copy and paste that shit and let's all shut the fuck up. Obviously, some of us should be working . [Link] |
| Zartyr Member 700 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:08PM But I read this statement quite as sort of a compliment. "See, people like Mr/s. Example, began their career from the bottom, from ground zero, worked hard and they achieved, deserved and earned what they have got. edited for quoting Edited by - Zartyr on 3/16/2005 4:11:07 PM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:20PM I now give you Comstock's Law of Pornographers: If pornographer A makes a statement about pornographer B that is less than unequivically complimentary about pornographer B, pornographer B will automatically interpret said statement in the worst possible light and respond with his own statement about pornographer A that is unequivically negative. -T.C.
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| dac David Aaron Clark Just another WKW wannabe 574 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:24PM I don't diss you for where you come from, Skeeter. We met FAR more than once; you called me crying that your feelings were hurt when I complained at last Spring's open meeting how everyone in the business was obsessed with anal. I told you I thought that you did it with style & were legitimately into it, so that was a bit different. What you didn't tell me is that you were not observing the moratorium & continuing to film anal scenes at your house using talent that was in fact 3rd-generation exposures. I have no idea what your CLUSTERFUCK cover looked like. Did you do it, or some art director? I happen to shoot, edit and score all my own movies, and since being distributed by Madness do the covers as well. I full well realize that this is one of the reasons I don't make the money you do, but outside of some perverse desire to be a secondary character in an Elmore Leonard novel, why would I want to be you, anyway? [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:25PM Edited by - cobalt60 on 3/16/2005 4:28:32 PM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:29PM -T.C.
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| dac David Aaron Clark Just another WKW wannabe 574 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:32PM To help get through the early years of college, I worked as a department store stockbo & an auto-warehouse parts puller. Which are certainly lesser jobs than pool cleaner. & to go back one step further, during High School I worked during the summers for a moving company; very backbreaking and thankless duty, for sure. The foreign guy knew what I meant by the pool-cleaner reference, but rather than question your reading comprehension skills in comparison to his, I'll chalk it up to you perhaps feeling emotional because you see me as insulting a way of life and a kind of person that you may or may not embrace. [Link] |
| dac David Aaron Clark Just another WKW wannabe 574 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:34PM [/quote] Take the most important and universal human urge, add the most compelling form of art and communication of our time, and you get funny and ridiculous. Surely these elements can offer more than merely "funny and ridiculous". -T.C.
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| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:34PM (Jes' kiddin' ya, I know you'd be the No. 1 Badass from Poontang Holler in the next BH epic, a gator-wrasslin', TPTAT-slaying (that's trailer park teenage tramp), shotgun-totin;, beastmaster from the very swamps of moonshine dementia!) [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:36PM [Link] |
| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Mar 16 2005 : 4:37PM
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