Gondola, I may have to start my own review thread(s) as well...
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| Pagoda Senior Member  Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 |  Posted - Sep 12 2007 : 5:32PMThis is my version of "HeyNow's Quickie Review Thread." I've been wanting to post reviews on ADT for a long time, but can't because I never have the opportunity to watch a movie in its entirety. My schedule and home life is such that I only have about 15 minutes a week (maybe) to watching porn in solitude. At work (in a porn shop) I can only skim through it, and at home, I get molested by my husband while it plays in the background. Even when he's not around, I can't really watch it, because I have a pre-schooler attached to my hip. Since I don't have the ability to devote real attention to entire movies, let alone the free time to write comprehensive reviews, I pretty much stopped reviewing. But that doesn't mean I've stopped watching porn completely. I do get free DVD rentals, and although store policy is that I have to wait 8 weeks to take home new releases, there are certain titles I make a point of checking out. Usually I end up returning them unwatched, but sometimes I get the chance to see one scene. So, here's where I'll tell you about the scenes I saw and liked. It's the best I can do.  [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Sep 12 2007 : 5:44PM Gondola, I may have to start my own review thread(s) as well... [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Sep 12 2007 : 5:46PM [Link] |
| Sportcow Member Americas Dairyland 11 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Sep 12 2007 : 5:49PM |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Sep 12 2007 : 6:02PM To start, this movie has a great concept and gorgeous production values. I really want to see the entire thing at some point when I get the chance. What's cool about this production is that it really is an orgy. All the action from the different scenes is taking place simultaneously, with cameras focused on each individual group. So, you can see and hear Scene 1 taking place in the background when you watch Scene 2, and so on. It's totally hot, and executed wonderfully. Anyway, the scene I loved, and watched twice, was entitled "Abuse Me," and was a threeway between Annette Schwarz, George Uhl and Jazz Duro. Dear God. Annette is fucking amazing. She makes this scene look not only fun, but easy. She's such a pro. What I really liked was level of arousal that was plainly evident in all three participants. These people's hormones were jacked up to the max. There were times when Annette just blissed out and went into some kind of trance. And when she had her wits about her, she was seriously working her magic on both guys. I thought George Uhl's head was going to pop off. You could see him hanging on to his load like it was a life preserver. He was in trouble from the very beginning, he was so turned on. Jazz was more controlled, and obviously the alpha male. But the real master here was Annette. She may have been put through the wringer, but she wrung those guys out and then some. The scene takes place in a sumptuous parlor, on exquisite antique furniture and beautiful woven rugs. The lighting is old-world, and the atmosphere is rich. The photography is intimate and sharp. My only complaint is the few extended penetration close-ups and gape shots. They didn't gross me out really, but I knew they were replacing some hot action elsewhere. There was a lot of kissing. And there was a lot of sexy talk. And there was a lot of electric chemistry snapping back and forth between Annette and each man. But some of that is missed while you're looking into Annette's large intestine. BUT, there is still plenty of that awesome heat captured throughout the scene. I just wanted more of it. Annette does some spectacular oral work on both guys. I can't even describe a couple of her superhuman moves. She gets fucked vaginally and anally by each guy, and she gets DP'd too. Good for her. And, she sucks/jacks both men to orgasm. No jerk to pop here. This is all Annette's doing. Of course Jazz lets loose one of his bobbing, arcing hands-free loads and gets Annette in the eye, but it looks cool and genuinely satisfying. If I get a chance to watch other scenes I'll post them separately, or maybe edit this post. I will say that I watched part of the girl/girl scene on this disc, and found it uninspired and contrived. It was full of stupid stunts and had no heat whatsoever, so if you rent this, you might want to skip that. Otherwise, I think it's worth a rental (and maybe even a late fee) for Annette's scene alone. [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Sep 12 2007 : 7:32PM Your unique take on porn is certainly welcome. I know we haven't seen eye-to-eye on a lot of gonzo scenes, but I'll definitely be checking in to see what you have to say. [Link] |
HeyNow  Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Sep 12 2007 : 9:41PM Looking forward to your scenes, Pagoda. I don't think this one would be right for me - I read this: "The scene takes place in a sumptuous parlor, on exquisite antique furniture and beautiful woven rugs." Ugh, I like the contemporary stylish houses they shoot at in LA. Back cover looks plenty intense though. [Link] |
| Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03 | Posted - Sep 12 2007 : 10:32PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Sep 12 2007 : 11:45PM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Sep 13 2007 : 4:52AM HeyNow... I usually dig the contemporary Valley backdrops too, especially when the scenes are shot using natural daylight. This one was different and appealed to my romance novel sensibilities, while still being hardcore and borderline brutal. The best of both worlds, in my eyes. [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Sep 15 2007 : 1:49AM Have you talked to Tricia about coming to town for a Fashionistas signing yet? She did mention fairly recently about wanting to come and meet you. Please make this happen. I will be forever in your debt. She mentioned that the box-set won't be ready for a while still, but I can't wait & I'll buy both Safado & Berlin. [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Sep 19 2007 : 5:07PM Speaking of Stormy, I wanted to recommend her comedy, Sleeping Around, particularly her WWE-style fight with Randy Spears. I've never laughed so hard watching a porno. Check it out. [Link] |
| Matt47 Member 417 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Sep 19 2007 : 7:16PM In terms of reviewing I end up having the same problem. I don't rent, I only buy DVDs after reading other reviews (here, at Den's site or RogReviews) or researching who is involved in the cast and crew or studio and because my wife is not really interested in watching porn, I can get be tough to watch an entire DVD in a decent amount of time. I might only buy 1-2 DVDs every few months, selling back the ones that didn't make the grade after all, and then taking weeks to slowly work through each a scene at a time. I want to review more as well and share what I like, but my job and the reviews I write for a music site take up mucho time in my schedule. I love this idea of threads for favorite scenes, though! Bring on more! [Link] |
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