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co-star/director?Are we serious Rog? Not to get on my high horse,cuz if this was footage of Nicole I would surely check it out,but I find it amusing how so many people are supporting this idiot Rick like he's some kind of marketing genius.Only in America can this type of low brow behavior get someone instant fame.Yeah,let me shake Rick's hand,I wanna be like him.Has he signed with William Morris yet?
What a world we live in today,oi.Remember when we were kids Rog?
Take it easy bro......yeah he is the co-star and he is listed as the director.
Different rant, but I list the name in the credits no matter who actually "directs" a movie. Ya dig :-)
The rest of your rant....yeah you have a point. It's a sick, sad world we live in, but I doubt very seriously is Paris put up much of a fight. I think this is like the Pam and Tommy thing....everyone is getting rich because we want to see celebs getting it on.
Rog gave it an A? ...not surprised. RLD has been sliding, albeit slightly and this nonsense title is just another example of some of the poor decisions being made. I will not be watching this movie or reviewing it.
Rog, my arms aren't waving. I just don't find this interesting the least bit. I immediately categorized this title into the 'not interesting' basket. ...the same goes for her farm life show that she has on TV (I have no idea what it's called).
I'd guess this is also itching some people the wrong way 'cause it's just another example of how talentless hacks make big $.
RLD is gonna make a fuckload of cash on this one, whaddya yappin' about?
The movie may be an amateur piece of shit with only 10 minutes of strokable footage, but that has almost nothing to do with what makes it commercially appealing. It's a case of "who" and not "what," "how well" or "how long."
I'd question the value to the consumer of a second disc loaded with trailers -- nobody wants to pay for that! But someone at RLD is very, very smart. Because this is their "one shot" to get their brand into the hands of mainstream viewers for whom this will be their single porn movie of the year: The "novelty" viewer. Turn even a percentage of those folks onto the nasty cum dripping swapping ass plundering no cum dodging sexy hot young Latinas Choc-Full-a-Nut-Loving-You-Long-Time with Sport Fucking breaking 'em in black dicks in white chicks one in the pink, one in the stink throat gagging fun fun fun .... well, they're going to boost the RLD profile like crazy.
But it sounds like the movie SUCKS! Wish I had a piece of the action.
considering the huge crossover appeal to audiences who don't normally buy or rent adult movies, i think this will easily be the biggest movie for the year 2004.
yupe, believe be or not, some people see Paris as a victim and the guy ("the director") as the big bad wolf. ..In my case I'm not getting the video 'cos noway I'm paying $30.00 for a porn video (unless is some euro stuff I can't find in the US) and 'cos I like the sister alot more than I like Paris. Now if someone could make some porno with Nikki it will be a diferent story. .....the people that want to see girls having fun and are tired of so much anal/dp/daps/gangbang/creampie/cumfarting should be happy because this video was release for them
Her video is all over the net, for free, so why would the same crowd run out and buy a title that may have a couple extra minutes on it? ...and as far as mr.october is concerned, according to his reviews every movie is a 'blockbuster'.
thanks for the reviews guys. I think, as some people already have mentioned, this film will make money based on it's celebrity sex aspect, not because of excellent camera work and hardcore scenes. obvioulsy from where most of porn watchers stand, this tape is a piece of crap, but people will watch it to see Paris naked and all.
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DenverDon Benevolent
Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02
Posted - Jun 15 2004 : 1:23AM
DreamWeaver,
As you well know since you write reviews, a review is someones opinion, or take, on a movie. You have a different opinion, that's fine, but let's not make disparaging remarks on another's reviews.
as popular as dvd is with mainstream audiences, i'm sure that once word of mouth spreads that you can buy her sex tape on dvd, many will want to check it out.
i dont have any interest in seeing it, but i'm sure a huge audience does... many of whom don't get the regular exposure to porn that we do.
today on tv... i saw there were one hour shows on the hilton sisters airing at the same time on vh1 and e channels and then an additional one immediately after those. i had no idea she was so popular.
Not worth any amount of money beyond a rental - which I did. For whatever reason I was never curious enough to even look for it on the internet - but as a video release I wanted to see it.
And obviously even if they're as skanky as Paris Hilton but not me though.
I mean I would rather spent the money on a real pornmovie and seeing more beautiful girls having real sex. I mean why would I want to watch ugly Paris Hilton when instead I can watch beautiful Monica Sweetheart?
Without naming any names, (and I'd personally never heard of Mr.October before this thread) there's quite a few reviewers who seem to absolutely love everything they review, and much like the videogames mags I used to read years ago, I simply stopped bothering to read their reviews or take any notice of them.
Luckily I haven't noticed any of ADT's reviewers that do this (at least of the reviews that I read) but it's rife with many of the other reviewers. It's pretty easy to figure out who they are though, and from there just excercise your consumer rights and skip them.
Anyway, I'll let you all get back to the discussion of someone I'd never even heard of before the footage came out
why is paris hilton such a big deal? i just don't get it. personally, i think she's so nasty and ugly. why would i want to see a sex tape of an ugly chick? maybe it's just me but i find her absolutely repulsive.
I think Rog has a point in his review when he says that the four "bonus scenes" make a pretty good compilation of RLD scenes in and of themselves. Assuming that you do not have the discs in which these scenes originally appear, Taylor Rain, Teagan, Monica Sweetheart and Randi Wright are the reason to buy this disc and Paris Hilton becomes the fifth wheel.
Personally, with those four as the main attraction, the fifth scene on this disc could be with the the hooker with three teeth from down on the corner of Hollywood and Vine and it would still be worth the money to me . . . and say what you will about Paris Hilton (I, too, think that she vastly overestimates her own beauty), she is better looking than the best looking three-toothed hooker in the world!
i'm not sure why you chose to blast me here on the paris hilton movie thread. i did not review this movie, i was just complimenting den and rog on their reviews.
i've added my information to the "get to know your reviewer thread." and you can take a look if you want to. i'm sorry about any misunderstanding.
Skronker has a couple of good points, this is a great marketing move on the part of RLD. A lot more people will have heard of their name by the time this all dies down. And with 67 trailers, a lot more of their titles. How many more people will this attract to watching RLD porn, who knows.
My problem with this is the guy Rick Saloman (sp?). He's the male equivalent of a golddigger, someone who fleeces off of rich people any way they can. Calling him a 'director' is a stretch. They should have credited him as 'leech'.
To tell you the truth, I'd feel a lot better about this if Paris Hilton did sign a model release form. No one seems to know whether she did or not.
While I doubt that the millionaire hotel heiress actually reads ADT, that's no excuse for you to be categorically mean. This community does not actively seek hatemongers.
If you don't like the way a particular person looks, just say, "she's not my type" and everyone should understand.
Remember, this is supposed to be a pleasant online community.
I just wanted to add on the subject of reviews, and I can only speak for myself sorta, that most people (myself included) only bother to review the stuff that they know they're going to like. I'm not going to waste two hours watching and typing about something I don't enjoy just for the sake of telling you so and bashing it in the process. I'm trying to pass the word about porn I enjoy and nothing more. Even if I find something that isn't an off-the-charts blockbuster, I do try to find good things to say along with the bad to balance it out, because honestly, no movie is ALL bad. I spend time on the stuff I like, the shit gets tossed to the wayside and is left unreviewed.
This is a community of volunteers here; people contribute their feedback on various items on their own time. It is very, very difficult work to write a negative, level-headed review. I tried with Girls of Havasu. Simply, it's very hard to put in a good effort about something you do not believe it.
That said, an honest review will hopefully guide readers in making more successful choices in video selection. I bought the Havasu DVD based on someone's "that vid has the sorta action you're talking about" comments. It turns out that it really wasn't what I was looking for and I was motivated enough so that others would not be similarly disappointed due to lack of info/detail about the title.
The worst reviews tend to be "it sucks" or "it's great". The lack of details and communicatio make these type of reviews useless. Oh well, now we're way off topic...
The game is called exploitation right?So I don't blame RLD for grabbing this,I would classify it as a logical move for a porn company,not a GENIUS move.When I first heard of it though,I just rolled my eyes,because it seems like a cheap,desperate move.I would expect any fly by night company to try and grab some limelight and cash,but for a major porn company to suddenly buy this pre-existing footage seemed kind of cheap to me.Imagine if Evil Angel,with their high quality,decided to put this out!I'd have the same reaction,why EA,why?
As I said,famous people should know better than to let themselves be videotaped.It just can't lead anywhere good.That said,I don't see Paris as a victim,perhaps she was emotionally hurt initally,but this cements her 15 minutes and she'll never be worse the wear for it.
Yes,I do have a problem with opportunistic wanna be's like Rick.I do have a problem with the MTV/Jimmy Kimmel mindset that props guys like this up like they are just as legitimate a celeb as any current entertainer.Do we really need to hear any more from this idiot?I'm sure alot of the frat mindset are thinking"Hey good for him!"
Perhaps I have my head up my ass(again...)but if I remember correctly someone from Redlight,in their gushing preview of the Paris tape,also mentioned they were negotiating with Rick on future endeavors.I got the impression that Rick is banging another celeb and hoped to have a tape of that soon.Two things here:Any woman,unless she wants her 15 minutes,would be stupid to let herself be taped by Rick at this point.And also,if this was indeed the case,to me this proves what kind of class Rick(and by default RLD,although as I said,it IS exploitation)lacks.
cv, I've seen Paris Hilton called a 'rich bitch', and a 'slutty little cum dumpster', right here on ADT, all because she made a private video with her then boyfriend, not unlike thousands of other people have done. The moderators didn't have anything to say about those remarks above, which I can only assume means that they were okay to post.
With respect to writing reviews of films that you end up not liking, I think it is worthwhile to pen a few paragraphs with just enough information about why you thought a scene, or an entire film, wasn't up to par. It will keep someone else from wasting their time or money on it. Plus, people should know that the same movie can get a high rating from one type of fan, but a poorer rating from another, due to the range of likes and dislikes out there.
Paris is victim??? Ha ha. Hilton is one of those people who feeds on attention. She's like the only one who enjoys being with paparazzi, posing in front of the cameras, and her friends usually drag her by force from them. Women don't usually go out without underwear by accident. And I wouldn't be surprised if this whole tape thing was her idea to begin with.
Zoid, you are probably closer to the truth than anyone else who has commented on this thread. People assume so much. I would venture a guess that no one who has commented on how Miss Hilton is being "exploited" has actually spoken to Miss Hilton to get her true personal feelings on all of this. There is a school of thought,(mostly among the Christian Right) that all girls who do porn are being exploited and that surely they must be coerced and drugged or how could they be doing these things of their own free will. There are a huge number of people who are fascinated by celebrity and who want to see the Paris tape. Red Light provided them the chance to see it,(and a bunch of cool Red Light stuff). Find a need and fill it. It's called free enterprise. No humans were hurt in the making of this film. And in the immortal words of Larry Flynt," Relax, it's only SEX!"
So how would this work if Paris was not a celeb? Like for example a guy shoots a movie with his girlfriend and then sells it to some company to release it but the girlfriend is against it. Could the company still release it because the guy who shot the movie is also the owner?
Since I don't hobknob with celebs,obviously I will never know what's REALLY going on.From the lifestyle she lives,and durn near every comment that pops out of her mouth,Paris Hilton is not like the rest of us.I have no problem imagining her getting some type of thrill and "bad girl"status among her friends.Wouldn't surprise me,I like what she said to Letterman about having to drive a truck with a trailer attached"It was so difficult you know,because I'm used to driving a Porsche."Me too honey,me too.
As I said,in the game of porn,we shouldn't set the standards for class and respect for others very high.It's that I have a problem with people who try to use the demand for something to deflect criticism.I don't care so much what Redlight does to make money,I'm just tired of our modern culture being so,oh,blase'(?)about people like Monica Lewinsky,and Rick Soloman(sic).Everything is ok,no one is to be judged or even spoken ill of anymore.It's like I would not at all be suprised to hear on some tv show"Notorious Paris Hilton sex tape "director"Rick Soloman is getting several offers from Hollywood."Really.It's like the whole Monica Lewinsky thing,everyone made her the poor little victim and they couldn't get enough of her-"Hi I'm Monica Lewinsky,I fooled around with the President of the United States!Be sure to catch my new talk show on FOX this fall!"
And yes,I do realize crying about exploitation and class,on an adultdvd forum,with a name like DP Jones,my soapbox is very short indeed....still.
I find this all rather cheap and beneath me.Now if you will exscuse me,I'm going to go jack off to Nicole Ritchie in the Simple Life.
Your not the only one who likes Nicole. Damn, I hope she is next on the celeb porn making. Maybe Paris can give her some pointers. I love that girls ass and would pay big time to see her do anal.
clips from this movie were shown during a segment of a paris hilton special this afternoon on cnn. they noted the title as well as credited the clips as coming from red light district.
Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00
Posted - Jun 20 2004 : 1:05AM
I agree with pretty much every word from DP Jones on this thread.
I'm not a fan of Paris Hilton- but does anyone deserve to have a supposedly private moment shown to the entire world?
I've never been about "finding the opportunity". I've always been about finding the things I believe in, and always will be. And the things I believe in don't include making a quick buck.
Pity they cut Taylor Rain's Bonus scene , maybe they could have cut some of Rick going down on Paris instead, that shit was better than rohypnol !!
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bigbadwolf16669 Deactivated User
387 Posts 6/04
Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 4:01AM
The Paris Hilton Sex tape is realy boring and the last 10 minutes are not too bad but not that great she does not suck cock that good,she needs blowjob lecons lol,it sucks more than the pan andersons tapes.even pamela is not much of a good cocksucker
I watched 1 Night in Paris last night, with a mate of mine, and we both enjoyed it. I had no interest in getting the disc, as I had seen her on TV a few times and she had done nothing for me. That was until I saw some footage my brother downloaded....then it caught my interest. It was the scene where you see Paris, lounging on a sofa, wearing only a bra. Man, I thought she looked really cute, much prettier than I had ever seen her on TV, where she always seems to have make-up plastered on. There isn't too much dead space on the disc, none of the "rocket scientist" conversations that one reviewer complained about. The only segment that runs too long is the pussy eating scene. Contrary to what one reviewer said, it seems that Rick (he comes across as an asshole, but fortunately, he doesn't take up much of the running time talking himself up)falls asleep a couple of times and not Paris, who is very quiet during the eating out, but I never thought she feel asleep, or was totally uninterested, which is what I presume the reviewer was getting at.
The best segment is of course the last 10mins - the Paris BJ. Sure it's not up to the standards most of us are used to, no deep throating here, but I think she does a good job;-) and she displays some technique when finishing off Rick, putting her hands to good use.
The only other thing on the set I've watched so far is Teagan's scene, and very nice it was too! I look forward to checking out the rest, especially Monica Sweetheart's scene.
I think RLD are going to make a killing with this set. Loading the 2nd disc with trailers was a great marketing idea, RLD novices are in for a surprise!