Paris Hilton

Was not impressed with her performance.

Second-

That's because there is no "performance" to speak of. It's a celebrity sex tape. It was not a porno. So, I am probably expecting too much.

Honestly, the brilliant Selena Silver described Paris Hitlon's tape best in the Teagan or Britney Spears thread in the Polls forum.

Selena said:

"Did you see the Paris Hilton video from Red Light District? I watched it last night. Paris freaked out any time that her guy said the most common things.. like the word "pussy". When he said he wanted to see her pussy, she yelled in disgust and told him never to use that word - when he kept it up.. she ran and hid in the closet. She told him she "didn't like sucking dick; it was gross". For all her sex image, she doesn't strike me as the girl that is going to let you fuck her in the ass and suck your dick straight of it. She doesn't seem like the kind of girl who is going to eagerly set up an orgy for you for your birthday and gladly fuck and suck everyone there."

Exactly. For all of Paris Hilton's SHIT, the actual prove shows that she is more talk than walk.

That said, I felt bad after watching the video. As Paris is sucking his dick, Rick says, "How did I get to be so lucky?" Her response is, "Because you're hot." Then, after a pause, she emphatically says, "And you're my boyfriend."

I am not her boyfriend. I got so lucky because Rick Solomon sold the tape to Red Light District. Doesn't feel right. Regret having watched it.

Kelly

Edited by - tscfan317 on 6/22/2004 1:11:59 AM

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-PornoPunK

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Still though it was far better than most of the other celebrity sex tapes, more action anyway, but still it was lackluster as sexual entertainment.

Edited by - Linus TR fan on 6/22/2004 6:27:13 AM

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hey Paris, if you ever read this thread, what will you think?
I hope you get a kick outta this shit.

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cheers, waterproof

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