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mrpeepers
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81 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 10:56AM
I read this and this is true and funny at the same time.

COCK BLOCKERS

Let's start out by defining the term COCK BLOCKERS or if you prefer CB. A person who stands between a man when he is trying to deliver the dick to another person. In the case I'M referring to a man trying to get a girl but her male friends won't take a hike.

We all go out to have a good time. Some of us define a good time many different ways. Whether to just hang with friends, to dance, maybe even hook-up or at least have the chance too. Many times we can't achieve this goal because someone decides to step between the dick and the pussy.

All you guys who hang with a lot of girls in the club and refuse to get out of the way when another man is trying to get his groove on is COCK BLOCKING. In the words of a great poet Chris Bridges a.ka. ludacris "move bitch get out the way get out the way" unless you want the dick. If that's the case try a different venue perhaps EXIT or Chip-N-Dales. Note to self boys if she chilling with you in the club chances are you are not getting that BUSH.

If you are a female and wants to get the dick before your friend its cool. Both of you can get it at the same time. There is enough wood here to put in two holes. For any reason you find yourself getting COCK BLOCKED call your wing man. If he's a real pal he will take one for the T. E. A. M. Don't have a wing man dial 1-800-wing-man.

But the main focus here is male COCK BLOCKING. If its a guy COCK BLOCKING you call your wing man over to distract him with meaning less sports talks perhaps about cry babies baseball players or about what a horrible season the knicks are going to have.

All I'm saying is men we all must stick together in these tough times. With all going on in the world. For instance more and more females deciding to stick together and I don't mean go shopping. There is enough pussy to go around if we are just work together.


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SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 11:09AM
Hmmm Interesting post Mr Peepers.

I have a mate, lets say his name is "Nick". Now Nicks an alright guy, he hangs out with us when we go out drinking in town and can be a good laugh sometimes, but when girls get into the picture, he's the biggest pain in the ass I have ever come across!!

Anytime I am trying to get "in there" with a young lady, he will rear his ugly head and either start talking to her or try and get in there himself. This is the most irritating thing ever.

Another time, I had a party and an Ex of mine turned up, and he had never seen her before, and he was around her like a bad rash, as she's a good looking girl. Anyway I wanted to spend some time with her and have a chat as I hadn't spoken to her for a few months, but no, he had to keep hanging around. Even when I offered to walk her home, he had to tag along.

I have told him not to do it again, otherwise I would not be resonsible for my actions. I think the guy is just too dumb to take the information on board.

The guys a complete cockblocker, but unintentially so.

SQUID

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mrpeepers
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81 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 11:40AM
HAHA sounds like you have been a victim too. If you are trying to get with a girl who has girlfriends with her, they will almost for sure do the same thing. Why don't they get out of the way? I guess that's where the wingman comes in, unless he's doing the Cock Blocking!
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lindi
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12345
3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 1:56PM
We travelled for a *couple of weeks* in Ireland with a relative of my husband's who wouldn't take a hint, and stayed in our room talking as late into the night as possible to make sure I couldn't keep my eyes open any longer and eventually fell asleep.

When my version of tactful didn't work, I got pretty nasty about it. It got a bit ugly, and my husband was kind of annoyed or dismayed with how I handled it, but he couldn't think of another way that would have worked.

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mrpeepers
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81 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 2:12PM
That's a good one Lindi! This is for couples also. When it happens, it does make you really mad.
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superfly skywarrior
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England
180 Posts
6/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 2:16PM
years ago i had this "friend" that introduced me to this hot chick who he shared a house with. anyway, after she met me she asked him to ask me out for her. well the fucker cockblocked me. he told her he'd asked me, but said i wasn't intrested, he never even told me she liked me he didn't tell me till years later. she was well fit, aswell. i always remember her saying that "if a man pleased me sexualy, i'd do ANYTHING for him"

he's not my "friend" anymore

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SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 29 2002 : 10:16AM
Superfly,

This guy sounds like a right wanker. You should have twatted him when he told you those years after!!

SQUID

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lindi
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9/02
Posted - Aug 2 2004 : 2:09AM
I was just thinking of this thread today, so I had to bump it!

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Arethusa
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Enjoying Sweden
99 Posts
8/02
Posted - Aug 3 2004 : 2:49AM
I just have to say, sometimes its on purpose. If I go to a club its usually with some male friends as well as female friends. The purpose of bringing the guys is often to get in the way of any guy that is paying too much unwanted attention. We even have a signal worked out. So don't always blame the guy. It's possible the girl just doesn't want to sleep with you.
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skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Aug 3 2004 : 3:00AM
Argh.

It was at the end of a party.
Someone I had enjoyed a fling with showed up and unexpectedly, she got drunk and became very amorous, so we started making out. The door was closed!

And not once but twice people walked in on us! Damn. Totally snapped her back to her senses, and away she flew, while I beckoned and beseeched. Never got another shot like that one (though, oddly enough, she is an occasional employer). It's too bad. We had a great vibe sexually and she was whip-smart. Still is. Glad I'm over it. But, still -- argh!

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