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ty44
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8 Posts
2/06
Posted - Feb 23 2006 : 3:00AM
http://lukeford.com/main.html

This one might be good, and I mean really good!

Remember the remake of PLANET OF THE APES with Marky Mark from the funky bunch?

WELLLLLLLLLLLL, one of the 'female' stars of the movie made a naughty sex tape and it's now making the rounds to various porn companies. Word is that someone is ready to place cashola in escrow to secure a viewing of the tape and make a purchase! And it's not the company you might think!

Assuming this is real, are we looking at a Helena Bonham Carter porn tape? Hope she's not with Tim Burton. That could be scary.

Lost Horizon
Deactivated User

675 Posts
6/05
Posted - Feb 23 2006 : 4:50AM
It wouldn't surprise me. HBC has long been trying to throw off that MerchantIvory innocent-English-rose image that still hangs over her. I can't stand the woman myself. I think she's an abysmal actress; her presence made Fight Club virtually unwatchable for me.
Haze
Deactivated User

769 Posts
7/04
Posted - Feb 23 2006 : 8:31AM
didn't HBC get an Oscar nom for something?
Derek117
Senior Member

1605 Posts
1/06
Posted - Feb 23 2006 : 8:43AM
My hope is Candian model/actress Estella Warren, who was in "Planet" as well as "Kangaroo Jack"--and appeared in a nude innocent/sexy Perry Ellis clothes ad campaign. Also did Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue a few years ago. Blonde hair, big boobs, long legs. A couple of years ago she almost got thrown out of a Scores in NYC for doing a topless lap dance for her boyfriend, competing for his attention with the house strippers.
rc7394
Senior Member

1109 Posts
8/04
Posted - Feb 23 2006 : 12:44PM
Was it Helen Bonham Carter?
 
DrFate
Member

39 Posts
7/05
Posted - Feb 23 2006 : 1:48PM
I doubt this is Helena Bonham Carter.

This could be Estella Warren as mentioned above, or maybe Lisa Marie, who was Tim Burton's former girlfriend and has guest roles in all his films. She's kind of wacky and weird and has posed nude before.

Robbie
Member

884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Feb 23 2006 : 2:22PM
Doesn't do it for me!

Helena




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