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| ChickenFriedSteak Member Cypress, Texas 8 Posts 10/00 |  Posted - May 4 2002 : 4:06PMI don't know art. I certainly don't know porn! Good art is like good porn... it's in the...ahem....eye of the beholder. HoustonDon sings the technical merits of Wicked often enough to make me curious and last night I watched INSIDE PORN. There was a lot to delight from the TV Guide look-alike cover art to the Inside Edition parody. I laughed out loud at the jokes and enjoyed most everything about the movie except for one HUGE turnoff. Please, please don't spit in the crack as a means to lubrication!! Uck! Gross! Gimme-a-break!! Spit, by it's very nature, is a show of contempt, not lust! Good God, why not just blow your nose on your hand and rub THAT on the clit! Hey, why not hoc up a nice loogie (sp!)or perhaps just a tiny barf would be as effective? The only thing worse would be for a gal to let loose with a wallpaper removing fart capable of causing temporary hearing loss when the guy is going down on her! I found the Temptress a nice looking gal, with gorgeous hair, but far too much eye makeup for my taste. Less is best. I liked the "boing" sound effect from the "page". Jay Ashley is yummy! Randy Spears was fun-knee!! Sylvia Saint is cute...Ihateher. Kaylynn is not cute, but my God she is an acrobat!! She could stage her own version of Cirque du Screwli to sold out crowds! Adriana Sage does NOT belong in Porn...she is far too attractive and intelligent....which is not to say the other ladies are dogs and dumb, but the character that Temptress plays is not anyone's idea of bright. My favorite part was probably The Making of "Inside Porn" as it amused me to see a guy having his dick sucked while he is drinking bottled water. Hey, these guys really are GOOD! They obviously don't feel a thing! Methinks they must come with ON/OFF switches! No wonder they have to spit in the cracks! So, bottom line, spit belongs on the sidewalk, NOT in the bedroom! Tenderized, battered & breaded in Dixie... [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - May 4 2002 : 5:37PM [Link] |
| HoustonDon Member Houston 561 Posts 11/99 | Posted - May 4 2002 : 10:37PM That said, keep in mind that in a Wicked Pictures release, the spit is 110% cleaner and better looking than in your average porn company's release. [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - May 6 2002 : 7:18PM I agree completely that Adriana Sage is attractive and intelligent, which is why I'm only too happy she's in porn. Hardware [Link] |
| Dr. Mabuse Member 261 Posts 4/02 | Posted - May 6 2002 : 8:37PM Yes, outside the context of porn spitting is usually considered “a show of contempt” but so would many other elements (i.e. facials) if you removed them from the environs of their porn setting and applied them to the real world. I guess what I’m trying to say is: In porn the act and perceived intent aren’t necessarily aligned. At one time I felt the same way as you do, but perhaps I’ve been desensitized or have come to a better understanding of how spitting is used in porn. BTW - If you decide to watch another Adriana Sage flick I heartily recommend Lexington Steele’s Heavy Metal directed by Jules Jordan. Edited by - dr. mabuse on May 6 2002 [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - May 6 2002 : 9:33PM I also felt as you do as little as 18 months ago. Since then, I have witnessed acts so gross and depraved, that it makes spitting seem... almost romantic, really. Wrote Dr. Mabuse: I agree. The problem is, these things tend to 'spill out' into real world, by people who don't make the separation. [Link] |
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