Toni Ribas, just finished two movies for red Light District, they both were filmed in Europe,Both have Anal, Cumswapping,and much more in them, I need to name these titles, any input would be greatly appreciated.
I used to work as a part timer in a Metro-affiliated store in Massachusetts, where I passed along some ideas for titles to Metro's corporate headquarters, but they apparently didn't use this one.
Not sure about this one but if you ever do one with just french girls I have one for you that should do well with it's double meaning. The title? "Fuck the French" I'm sure it's a sentiment many of us here can get behind. For this one how about, RLD's Continental Tails or EurHo girls.
I like the one that Cyberchicken suggested: Asses Over Europe. Also, Pornopro suggested Anal Cumswappers, which I would simply add "European" to the front of so that it would be European Anal Cumswappers.
"total euro sex" "give euro-chicks some cum" "being in a tizzy" "all the ways to cumming in Europe" "cum in Europe" "visiting the best places in Europe" "discovering Europe's best sex dolls" "examinating girls secrets" "yes for all" "1 continent , many holes" "all the reasons to cum in Europe" "rise of all pleasures"
Thanks Tommy, Those are great names, I really appreciate your input, but I kinda like " Extreme Crackheads" what do you think of that title? put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
News flash, Dion - Not with Extreme no mo! "You been away for a while,maybe they didn't tell ya - I don't shine shoes no more." (Joe Pesci - Goodfellas)
Evolution checks will NEVER bounce, or "I'll eat a bug" (Cal Worthington. And his dog Spot.)
Seriously though, BOUNCED CZECHS is actually a pretty good title,if you think about it! Or howza bout CZECH IT OUT.
I actually came up with a lot of the more creative titles when I was with Extreme, including ASSHOLE-O-MIO,(Italian) SQUIRMIN'GERMANS,LUSTWAFFE,SQUIRT 'ER WITH YOUR FRANKFURTER,DEPRAVITY IN DEUTCHLAND,(German,obviously) etc.you get the idea.
I've found that whatever the region the talent is from makes it easier to come up with titles. For example, when Looch went to Prague to do a FACE DOWN,ASS UP I came up with PRAGUE DAY AFTERNOON as the subtitle.(clever,huh?)
See where I'm going with this? Rhyming works, pop culture references,(I thought WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION was fuckin' BRILLIANT! Wish I'd come up with it.) anything that catches the eye and maybe gives the customer a smile!
The problem is, EURO and WORLD have kinda been done to death.It has the potential downside of getting lost in the mix of EURO this and WORLD that.
Here's one that I think hasn't been done - If the girls are Hungarian, How about HUNGARY FOR COCK?
Hope this helps. Since I'm moving out to your neighborhood next week, (Chatsworth) let's do lunch!
Yeah, sorry I don't any suggestions, but I just wanted to throw my 2 cents in on something T.Byron said, with regards to WOAD. I too thought that was brilliant, especially with the demise of Mr.Hussein recently. I saw on one of Jules Jordans' boxes it said "Bunker Busters", and I just fuckin cracked up laughing at that. I think that was brilliant too!
Tommy, Hungary for cock, that is very good, I agree with you, Euro and World are played out,on the real side, I'm very proud of you for doing your own thing, as long as it really is just you, something tells me Rob is still involed with you, I really do hope you do your own thing, just do some of that stuff you did with Cumback Pussy #6, that was one of the best videos ever, I would'nt mine selling your stuff, I think a Tom Byron Directed video Distributed by Red Light District, would be a no brainer, I look forward to having lunch, If I can be of help, please ask, good luck.
You're not the only one who has suspicions. To tell you the truth, I really don't blame anyone for being leery, what with all the goofy games we've played on everyone, from the Rob Black stroke,to the puppy snake feeding incident, "Turd Ferguson" buying Armageddon, and on and on... Basically just motherfucking the industry from without and within.
I suppose another reason some people are doubting is because there is absolutely no acrimony to the split, and that Rob and I remain close friends.
I simply came to the decision that I could no longer continue to produce the kind of movies I knew I was capable of, because we at Extreme had lost sight of what it was about - making great porn and making money and have fun doing it. And I say WE because I was just as much to blame as anyone, including Rob.
I'll elaborate more on the particulars when I do the Rog interview. I will be COMPLETELY forthcoming! I think everyone's questions will be answered.
Thanks,D. If shit doesn't work out, you're on top of a VERY short list of people I would consider. You've always been nothing but a complete gentleman who's treated me with respect, and I don't forget shit like that.
Until lunch... T. P.S. What's good to eat in Chatsworth? Been a while since I was in that neck of the woods!
Unfortunately, you guys then proceeded to completely fuck up some really great European titles with those moronic voice overs.
I have a few of the European versions of those movies on PAL DVD's. The original actors speaking Italian, German or whatever, is better than what you guys did to these movies.