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All Forums > Sex Talk > Sex Talk Forum Page 53 > Pleasing gone too far??

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Su2sexi Member The Mother of all balls 106 Posts 3/03	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 1:30PM Okay... for the guys this may be a bit squemish, so hold on. I was talking with a friend of mine who happens to be an ER male nurse at a major hospital and he enlightened me of some of his eventful evenings (without breaking confidentiality). Just this past weekend, he had a guy come in with an nasty, nasty problem between his sack and anus.... needless to say it had gone untreated for sometime. After he refused to answer medical questions, they thought it would be best to either x-ray or ultrasound his genital area. My friend was shocked to see that this guy had inserted a #2 yellow sharpened pencil into his penis and never removed it. He said it was so that his wife could have more pleasure. Now I dont know about anyone else, but I dont see any pleasure for her and there certainly would be none for him. He was rushed to surgery where the pencil was removed and sent home the next morning. Maybe he was unable to obtain a script for Viagra or just a "softy" when it came to pleasuring his wife.......... I dunno [Link]
Flash Golden Age Classic 11018 Posts 5/01	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 2:24PM Ouch! Just thinking about doing that hurts! Never in a million years would I consider doing that to myself, no matter how many sexual problems I had. How did he urinate with that kept up there? [Link]
-lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 3:04PM Yikes! I can't help but that this man was disturbed to do something so self-destructive and painful to himself. However, I do see your point about the new obsession with "performance". It seems there are Viagra (for men and womnyn) advertisments everywhere anymore. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 3:46PM Was he lacking fingers and a tongue, or simply imagination? This seems very odd to me, but then people are, you know. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 4:26PM That's an old school method, documented (exact same story) in the 1960s ER tell-all "Intern," by "Dr. X." Made fascinating reading for me as a 6-year-old in 1964, lemme tell ya. Su: U R 2 Sexiiiii!!!! Nice avatar! [Link]

YogaGrrl self-removed user 757 Posts 12/01	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 5:04PM Just a hunch, but the part about wanting to please his wife strikes me as a cover story. I wouldn't be surprised if there's something else going on with him that he's not willing to admit. Enlarging the diameter of the urethra is a traditional (if not exactly common) Tantric practice, however. I'm not recommending it; I'm just passing along a bit of trivia. The idea is that the aperature of the penis is made large enough to accept penetration by the clitoris and to suck up feminine secretions--the ultimate version of the "reversed act." The enlargement is normally achieved with drugstore catheters, though, not with a pencil. So what do I know? Maybe he was trying to give his wife a different form of pleasure. [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 5:16PM OMG. I've heard of a lot of strange stuff, but never that. I don't think it would work either, for giving his wife more pleasure. DenverDon [Link]
ziniaraya Member London 194 Posts 4/03	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 5:41PM Gives a whole different meaning to going for a #1 or #2. Z. [Link]
Mythsong Member 306 Posts 8/02	Posted - Aug 25 2003 : 12:10AM He was rushed to surgery where the pencil was removed and sent home the next morning. Click to expand The pencil was sent home? <grin> [Link]
Su2sexi Member The Mother of all balls 106 Posts 3/03	Posted - Aug 25 2003 : 8:00AM I did not ask for more details of what the guy's story he gave to the ER docs.. I was in shock that someone would actually do something like that in the first place, but IMO he was either drugged out of his mind or totally insane. I just can't imagine how he left it in there for an entire week..let alone for 10 seconds. I did not speak of this story to make fun of anyone who has or had impotence problems, so I apologize to anyone who might have been offended. I am all about pleasing your partner... (more than you'll ever know), but now that the tables have turned... I'm going to come first in that department, but I would NEVER ask someone to insert a #2 pencil in hopes that it would give me a moments pleasure. I guess I don't see the sense of it. I mean to me all it would do is keep it straight... it certainly wouldn't keep it hard and thick, but what do I know. skronker: t.y. [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Aug 25 2003 : 9:16AM he was either drugged out of his mind or totally insane Click to expand All three maybe? DenverDon [Link]
Beaver Member 137 Posts 11/01	Posted - Aug 28 2003 : 11:52AM That's BS. I don't belive it for 1 minute. In fact, I don't think it's even physically possible. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02	Posted - Aug 28 2003 : 12:00PM Beaver wrote: That's BS. I don't belive it for 1 minute. In fact, I don't think it's even physically possible. Click to expand Well, I'm not going to try and prove you wrong! [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Aug 28 2003 : 1:13PM su2sexi wrote: "I would NEVER ask someone to insert a #2 pencil in hopes that it would give me a moment's pleasure. I guess I don't see the sense of it. I mean to me all it would do is keep it straight... it certainly wouldn't keep it hard and thick, but what do I know." [my italics] Click to expand Methinks you know exactly what you need to know, and plenty more besides! [Link]
lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 28 2003 : 1:32PM That's BS. I don't belive it for 1 minute. In fact, I don't think it's even physically possible. Click to expand Ahem. Cytoscopes and catheters are pencil-diameter objects inserted into the urethra for medical reasons. Medical references about men who insert foreign objects into their urethras. For some reason, this site assumes that only gay men do this, but doctors even see young children who have pushed things up there. excerpt: The inserted objects fall into the following categories: animals or parts of animals (coyote’s rib, dog’s penis, leech, snails, animal bones, etc.), plants and vegetables (slippery elm, grass, cucumber, pistachio shells, etc.), sharp and lacerating objects (pencils, pins, needles, etc.), wire like objects (cable, catheter, rubber tube, etc.), and fluids and powders (nasal mucus, glue, cocaine, etc.). Click to expand Edited by - lindi on 8/28/2003 1:34:27 PM [Link]

Su2sexi Member The Mother of all balls 106 Posts 3/03	Posted - Aug 28 2003 : 10:40PM Beaver wrote: That's BS. I don't belive it for 1 minute. In fact, I don't think it's even physically possible. Click to expand Whether or not you believe it is totally up to you, but I know the fact that my friend wouldnt make up some dumbass story!! I could get the x-rays if I wanted to see it for myself, but I'd rather not even think about it. [Link]
EagleSpirit Member Somewhere Doing Something Stupid 439 Posts 7/03	Posted - Aug 29 2003 : 4:34AM I was recently in a store that sold items specifically intended to be inserted into a man's penis. The mere thought of it scared the shit out of me and made me cringe. But as the owner told me it was for hardcore sadomachoists and was supposed to make for a large orgasm. I personally don't see this happening but since someone went through the trouble of making these tools and there seems to be enough demand for them, OUCH. But after viewing these tools I did make a mental note that NONE of them were as large as a #2 Pencil!!!! [Link]
Su2sexi Member The Mother of all balls 106 Posts 3/03	Posted - Aug 29 2003 : 8:26AM Eagle, I was hoping since you have seen these things.... you could be the first one (and probably ONLY one) to write a review ......Just kidding [Link]
EagleSpirit Member Somewhere Doing Something Stupid 439 Posts 7/03	Posted - Aug 30 2003 : 8:49PM su2sexi wrote: Eagle, I was hoping since you have seen these things.... you could be the first one (and probably ONLY one) to write a review ......Just kidding Click to expand Hehe, I would never write a review on something I haven't tried and since I have no intention of trying this bizzarre act a review is out of the question. But I could photograph these strange instruments and email the photo to ya!!! [Link]
YogaGrrl self-removed user 757 Posts 12/01	Posted - Aug 31 2003 : 7:43PM Perhaps you were looking at urethral sounds? [Link]

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