At any rate, I'd rather watch a beautiful woman smoke a pole than a cigarette. I guess I never did get the 'smoking a cigarette substitutes for sucking a cock in the movies' thingie.
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| danl Member 436 Posts 3/05 | Be forewarned, this is a lengthy rant against adult film producers, directors and editors, out there, for failing to recognize something their main stream Hollywood counterparts have known for decades---an attractive, well-built woman, smoking a cigarette, can be intensely erotic, as well as a highly effective visual tool, to accentuate many female character roles. As one can tell by this opening statement, I am one of the millions of men, "turned on" by beautiful women who smoke cigarettes. Especially, for me, however, its in porn film scenarios, where so-called "bad girl imagery" is such an intricate part, that smoking is so desired, and, sadly, so rarely seen. Judging by my enjoyment of seeing, and visiting personally with porn star feature dancers over the years, well over 80% of these ladies are smokers, in their personal life (Marlboro Lights, usually),-- Wow!, what a gimmick for a cigarette commercial, will never happen, btw. Yet, at the same time, and after well over two decades of being an avid adult film patron, I would guesstimate that only about 8% (Eight per cent??) of all the adult films produced today, contain scenes of sexy women, with cigarettes danglng from their mouths---What a discrepancy between reality and my sexual fantasy! I specifically mention "dangling," to stress a very important aspect of the cigarette smoking fetish--an attractive woman's lips, are especially appealing, along with her beautiful, well-manicured hands--the two parts of a woman's body most involved in lighting, holding and smoking a cigarette. In fact, just the mere sight, of a good-looking, shapely woman, lighting up and inhaling deeply on a loooong all-white cigarette projects an intense oral sexuality for we of the "smokerhood,"--the coined term for our brotherhood of smoke fetishist. Or, to put it in somehwat cruder terms, its the image of "blow jobs dancing in our heads,"-- a whole lot bettr than sugar plums, btw. Let me state here, I know all the health/nusiance factors involved in smoking, and in fact, as a life long non-smoker, especially applaud non-smoking ordinances in restaurants, theatres and sports arenas. This, may seem like a contradiction of purpose, but our smokerhood contains just as many non-smokers as smokers--Opposites, definitely do attract, when it comes to the smoking fetish. It was Hollywood's silver screen, btw, which gave birth to my fetish, and no doubt, millions of men, years ago. For, who among we smoke fetishist, will ever forget, Anne Bancroft's over-powering "smoking" seduction of clean-cut, Dustin Hoffman in "The Graduate," (What, a wonderful MILF porn scenario, btw), or Sharon Stone, crossing her lovely legs, while lighting up a cigarette during a police interrogation by Michael Douglas, and several other officers. I can't even recall the title of the movie, (think it was Fatal Instinct) but will "never forget" the sexual impact of that filmed scenario. It was, of course, not only in the above scenes, but through "thousands" of Hollywood films, from the l930's to the present day, where so many sexy femme fatales, forever doomed and always smoking, thrilled our libidos, that our original smokerhood was created. It was only natural then, for us to expect, even more "scintillating" women smoking scenes, from the adult film industry, because, while Hollywood, could only "hint," at sexual fireworks following some siren's seduction, in the Valley, sexual reality would replace our imagination. This was not to be, however, and it is especially frustrating, according to so many forum posts on various smoke fetish sites, that sexy filmed smoking scenariors rarely occur, even in behind the scenes porn DVD segments. Adult film directors and BTS camera operators, surely realize, or at least they should, how very simple it would be to incorporate scenarios of women smoking, in the DVD format--such as during cast interviews, or, especially after an explicit sex scene, where, the sight of an attractive, "sexually satiated," woman, lighting up a cigarette would be so perfectly natural, and highly erotic, I might add. In conclusion, I realize this rather long "rant," will likely get few supporters, only detractors, either critical of the length of this diatribe, my "comma kill," or by anti-smoking members of ADT. There is a reason for this lack of support. Most of our smokerhood, "gave up" on the porn community, a long time ago, when it became obvious, that they had about as good of a chance seeing an attractive woman, smoking a cigarette on the Disney Channel, than as some sexy female character, in an adult film. Also, with the thousands of smoker friendly web sites "innundating" the internet daily and presenting pictures or streaming video of sexy smoking women, the vast majority of smoke fetishist, devote their energy and time to those locations. I, however,on behalf of our smokerhood--even larger now, and ever-growing-- (thanx to so many "antis" today) will continue to strive to introduce the adult film industry to that loooong all-white cigarette and the dynamics of its intense sexuality, between the sensual lips, or within the beautiful fingers of a "luscious" lady, such as a Jenna Jameson, Julia Ann, Janine, Jessica Drake, Stormy, Lesley Zen, Tiffany Minx, "ad infinetem." [Link] |
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| John Pype Member I adore sluts 779 Posts 9/03 | Danl, you might like to try this paysite: When I was a member they had pics of Jodi Moore smoking a cig with her vagina. I saw a similar act live in a club in Amsterdam many years ago. The girl used a cigarette holder and she was able to 'inhale' enough smoke to blow smoke rings. It was not faked - I was right in front of her. She even offered me the remainder of the cigarette when she'd finished! |
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| danl Member 436 Posts 3/05 | Please understand, I am not seeking every scene in every porn flick to have some lady light up a cigarette--too much of a good thing (like a woman's breast) is too much of a good thing. What I would like to see much more of in adult films, however, is the natural aspect of an attractive woman smoking, to accentuate a particular, sexy character role. As I mentioned in the original post, ever since the l930's, Main-stream Hollywood directors have used that smoldering cigarette, in a beautiful woman's mouth, as a most valuable prop, to build on some particular character portrayal, or plot emotion, yet adult directors, rarely utilize such techniques. For example, I always hearken back (in frustration) to an adult film a number of years ago, set in a brothel. In the opening scene, the camera, from a distance, slowly begins to close in on several, scantily-clad women with, what appeared to be, cigarettes dangling from their lips. Since the movie's very sexy promo box cover, pictured the gorgeous Asia Carerra holding a cigarette, I was beside myself with anticipation. But then, ####*** the camera zoomed in to Asia and the other ladies, to show, they weren't smoking cigarettes, they were sucking on lollipops!!! Now, I ask anyone reading this, what would five, scantily clad women in a brothel, be more likely to have between their lips, cigarettes or lollipops??? Then, as I continued to watch the film, there was not a single lady smoking in the entire presentation. That, sexy box cover smoking scene, was just a deceptive promo, to "snare," we smoke fetishist into the trap, and I might add, a ###*** "bait and switch," used quite often in the adult film industry. Probably, the sexiest adult movie box cover of all time, pictures a side view of Samantha Strong, dangling a lit cigarette and wearing a "Sin City" company logo tattoo on her arm. This scene was "never" was shown in "Sin City The Movie," nor was the lady smoking in any of the film's scenarios---just another horrific example of this unscrupulous business practice, still used by practically all adult film companies. I mention, the above story for one reason, to illustrate the simple fact, that the sexuality of women smoking, has been long known in the adult film community, and yet, just as long, largely ignored, by producers, directors, camera operators and editors. I guarantee you, if a film's original running time is too long, female smoking scenes, considered expendable, will be the first to go. A bit off the subject of porn here, but yet not, since nothing, imho, looks sexier than the longer, more slender feminine style cigarettes, which are becoming increasingly popular, btw. What a pleasing contrast, aesthetically, from the sight of a woman, trying to handle some bulky, brown cigar, and looking more awkward, than sexy, in the process. This, I assure anyone, after spending countless hours on various smoke fetish newsgroups, is the "overwhelming" opinion of the vast majority of we smoke fetishist, for the cigar, was intended for men, just as feminine shaped cigarettes, were specifically designed for women. I close with the suggestion, for anyone doubting the enormity of our fetish, which includes millions of men, of all ages, go to www.smokesigs.com, one of the oldest smoke fetish sites on the internet, or www.smokingfetishforumII, where all aspects of the sexuality and glamour of smoking are displayed, with even a section for those men, who are attracted to cigar smoking ladies. For, if there's only two things, years of following the internet have taught me about the smoking fetish, it is, first, that of its huge popularity in numbers, and second, the cigarette's unique adaptability to practically any other fetish, one can name--add a 100-120mm all-white cigarette, between the lips, or in the hands of a beautiful woman, and that other fetish, whatever it might be, is significantly enhanced!
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