I'm willing to bet that I'm not the only guy who scans through porn star databases to find girls who look like girls who I want to fuck in real life.
Right?
Example… there was this girl at work who looked and acted A LOT like Jenna Haze.
I might even say that this girl was hotter because she had nice, straight teeth.
I'm happy to say that I had three different "fucking around" sessions with her thanks to some outside-of-work events... and beer.
That is, I "made out" and even got as far as a "partial blowjob." (We got interrupted in a public place.)
I'm PISSED to admit that I was never able to "seal the deal" and suffered endless blueball torture as i had to stare at her all day long..... every day. Dammit.
Luckily I found Ms. Haze who seems very happy to act as a substitute.
So I got to thinking that it might be fun to have a sick, twisted forum area where guys like me (probably most of us) could post a photo of a "real life" girl that they've not had enough luck with… and then all of the other "experts" in the forum could help one-another find adequate celluloid stand-ins.
What think??
Granted, if the real-life girls somehow found out, it probably wouldn't be difficult to trace the photos back to whoever took them.
But whatever. Fuck 'em if they can't take a fuck.