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prigger
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151 Posts
9/07
Posted - Apr 9 2008 : 2:28AM
Just watching a scene and I have to say sometimes I wish the director would tell some of these guys to shut the fuck up. Some of the stunt cocks should realize that we want to hear the girl moan and scream and make slurping sounds, we don't want to hear you validate your existence by talking so much. Some guys like Nacho and EE are pretty good most the time and let their dick do the talking.. but others just don't know when to shut up. Here are the main culprits.
Wesley Pipes - Remember that guy from Goodfellas that always said the same thing twice? well I would bet my house that Mr. Pipes loves the movie Goodfellas. He needs to shut the fuck up and concentrate on keeping his hard on.
BEN BRAT - Please stop talking? Your actually a good performer but you ruin your scenes by acting like everyone wants to hear what you have to say. And your also very bossy! Stop bossing people around in your scenes. Not everyone wants to "taste it" all the time.
MARK ANTHONY - SHUT THE FUCK UP! And while you're at it. When your in a orgy. Pay attention to the girl your fucking and stop nosing around in what everyone else is doing. Yes the guy next to you is getting a Blow job... and he doesn't want to answer your questions, so shut up. And your bad jokes are not funny!
Shorty Mac - This guy could be having his balls licked by 10 girls at the same time and still can't stop talking. I would be in a coma yet he still wouldn't shut the fuck up. He ruined Roxie West's only good scene to date with mindless yammering.
MARK DAVIS - This guy needs a ladder so he can get over himself. I seriously think he thinks he's god. He should do all his scenes with a muzzle on. For now on all his scenes should just feature him alone with no girl... he can sit in a chair and wrap himself in saran wrap and put a flesh light on his dick and twist it like he makes all the girls twist on his dick and he can just sit there for 40 minutes and talk to the camera and slap the cameras chest. I bet he would think it would be just as compelling.
John Dough - He would always shout orders at the girl in this low military style voice that was annoying and cock softening. He would say things like "suck my cock" "lay down" "turn around" "open your legs" he was one guy that seemed like he was never enjoying himself. He was one of the only lucky guys to nail "Peaches" when she was in porn and I swear during the scene he looked like all he wanted to do was go home and watch the ball game.
PLEASE LISTEN
Brandon Iron is an example of a guy that talks during a scene and does it well. You see he's trying to add to the quality of the scene, not just make himself look good, you see he realizes that if the scene as a whole is good then everyone including the girl the director and the studio looks good. It seems to me that all the above people only care about making themselves look good.
And I'm black so I have a personal grudge with this.
ALL BLACK GUYS IN PORN - FOLLOW SEAN MICHAELS,AND FRANCOS LEAD AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
There is nothing more annoying in a black gang bang then listening to these guys yammer on and tell jokes during the whole process.
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK!!!!! NO BODY THINKS YOUR COOL!!!! JUST BE LUCKY YOU DO THIS FOR A LIVING AND SHUT UP!!!!
Did I miss anyone?
Lonborg
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114 Posts
1/03
Posted - Apr 9 2008 : 2:51AM
You do know John Dough is dead right?
EBastard
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^The only one keeping it real.
636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Apr 9 2008 : 5:36AM
As messed up as it is,
Also, where's Mr."AHH! DROPPIN LOADS! YEAH!" Manning on that list?

Edited by - EBastard on 4/9/2008 5:38:37 AM

BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Apr 9 2008 : 5:48AM
Sometimes Brandon's 'daddy' talk is frankly creepy. That's fine in a Jake Malone flick, but not in regular gonzo.
prigger
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151 Posts
9/07
Posted - Apr 9 2008 : 7:22PM
Yes I know he's dead. And yes I respect the fact that he's deceased and wish his friends and family well.. However that doesn't mean his long body work is not up for critiquing.
 
Brandon Iron
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3832 Posts
3/02
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 4:25AM
I hear you. I get so burned out sometimes that I am trying to go places I haven't been in my mind. Never mean to bore or offend anyone. Some scenes go much smoother than others, of course, and not as much effort is required. Others require a great deal of concentration or perversion....at least for me. Regardless, I try to make sure anyone I work with is not too creeped out.
Bree Olson did me a huge favour by requesting me for Bree's College Daze. I did my best to be a good robot but the most fun was had off camera. We were both ourselves then and really talking horribly dirty things to each other. I was outmatched to say the least. She must have been a sailor prior to getting into the business.
Good times.
Edited by - Brandon Iron on 4/10/2008 4:27:05 AM
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 4:42AM
Thanks for the response Brandon, you have to be the classiest pervert I've ever met.
Edited by - BlackSix on 4/10/2008 4:43:24 AM
shellshock91
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663 Posts
1/05
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 11:37AM
Two words: Brian Pumper
alfan
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443 Posts
6/06
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 2:38PM

ALL BLACK GUYS IN PORN - FOLLOW SEAN MICHAELS,AND FRANCOS LEAD AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK!!!!! NO BODY THINKS YOUR COOL!!!! JUST BE LUCKY YOU DO THIS FOR A LIVING AND SHUT UP!!!!
Did I miss anyone?
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Dude, you are spot on WESLEY PIPES is a non starter for me and all that Shane Diesel talk during his vids annoys the hell out of me.
I just bought Azz and Mo Azz Orgy and did not read the notes to see who is in it other than the babes and just as the Orgy was picking up I heard the running of mouth of WP and it just killed it for me.
I will not buy a product if mouth of porn...Wesley Pipes is in it and producers should start to see that this guy is a DRAG on the product. I wish the guys would stop all the talk and do the damn scene...lucky fucks that they are.
machoman RS
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114 Posts
12/07
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 3:41PM
C'mon!!! You don't like it when he goes, " awwww yeah, put it on me, put it on me" like sixty thousand times in a row?
I have to disagree with EE. That guy moans waaayy to much. Even when he's gaping some chick, he's all, "ooooooooooo oooooooooooohhhh my god".
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 7:29PM
Any chance you got that on BTS? Or maybe an audio recording? Capture it on a cell phone? Anything?
RFrog
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396 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 8:20PM
I wish the women would speak up. :)
Yes, the guys should quiet down. But I dig talkative women.
Specifically, I like it when women smile, giggle, make eye contact, talk dirty and sass the guy trying to make him cum.
I don't like those porn scenes with the cocky guys high-fiving each other, "Hey, this is my boy!"
I don't like those scenes where the guys are making obnoxious jokes and the women are not talking.
If anything, ask the women to talk obnoxious or sassy. For example, a cute blonde is giving a BJ and her girlfriend is sitting right next to them, "This chick is a trip! I met her in college. She started sucking dick when she was 19 and hasn't stopped!"
Encourage the women to speak and make sexual innuendoes.
Royal Tee
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665 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 9:02PM
I have a lot of Evasive angels movies's and Mark Anthony is in most of them. I'm sorry but he rarely ever talks. Only time he ever talks is during the tease part or when giving direction. And as far not paying attention to the girl in a orgy Brian Pumper is the king of that shit. In one of the Orgyental movies a woman had to forcefuly his head away from starting at this guy's ass.
satchman23
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1906 Posts
12/06
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 4:42AM
I have to agree that the guys need to be quiet and say very little if not nothing at all. Nothing ruins a scene for me more than a guy who talks too much and won't shut up.
ToneBone
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176 Posts
8/07
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 6:13AM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Tone Capone yet. The guy makes Wesley Pipes look like a Mime! In a recent episode on some website, the producer actually apologizes in the scene description for this idiot's non-stop yapping. Who the hell hires these guys?
 
Knuckle Kids
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287 Posts
4/08
Posted - Apr 11 2008 : 2:11PM
I agree, someone really ought to serve a lot of the guys mentioned a big frosty mug of "shut the fuck up!" Esp that black as night black guy,(think it might be Wesley Pipes) that spends all his time tell the girl to get nasty. Or even worse, the guys who won't shut the fuck up and also seem to shove their ugly mugs into the camera viewfinder. AAAh, guys, in case anyone hasn't told you, the girl is the featured attraction, you aren't. I mean you don't see too many "Wesley Pipes Greatest Mush Mouth scenes" compilation disks out there.
Brandon Iron
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3/02
Posted - Apr 12 2008 : 1:59PM
Sorry, no. I was only the talent in the production trying to hold on to the bucking bronco everyone knows as Bree Olson.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 12 2008 : 2:08PM
^She really is a force to be reckoned with, isn't she!
wheat
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1131 Posts
4/06
Posted - Apr 12 2008 : 2:41PM
Not a fan of the guys talking all the time either, sadly a lot of male porn stars just don't seem to get the fact that they are simply a prop in the movie and not the star of the show.
They need to do their part and that's it, although even more annoying has to be the directors who just won't stfu during a scene.
The guy who shoots all the vids for realitykings is a perfect example, not only does he have the most annoying voice you can imagine, he just won't shut up through the whole scene.
wheat
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1131 Posts
4/06
Posted - Apr 12 2008 : 2:42PM
Oh and you guys might want to check out manojob.com(handjob site) one of their selling points is that the girls do all the talking.
Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 11:34AM
God how i wish Bree Olson would do DP's. How can a girl who is so into talking dirty shy away from DP's?
Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 11:38AM
I have a problem with Erik Everhard sometimes. Don't get my wrong, he's a top male performer on my list; he fucks like a real man should. However, i hate it when he keeps saying "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!" about a gazillion times in a scene.
LOL! Agree on 100% Don't forget about when he keeps saying "Make it nasty!"
Edited by - naturally_perverted on 4/13/2008 11:40:20 AM
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 7:27PM
A 'real man'? Come on, EE's theatrical style of pounding wouldn't get off 90% of women in real life.

the dark knight
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1/08
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 3:59AM
I acually find Pipes funny there is a great scene in(i think) black on black crime 7 where him and cuntree are doing a black british babe the babe and pipes get into a semi argument mid fuck with her getting into a strop and him still shooting of his mouth all the while they are still at it great stuff.
Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 4:05AM
There are alot of women out there that love rough sex, you'd be surprised.
 
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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9/07
Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 12:26AM
I know some women like rough sex, but all women like clitoral stimulation. EE gives you porn sex, not real sex.
prigger
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151 Posts
9/07
Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 12:38AM
Dude, you are spot on WESLEY PIPES is a non starter for me and all that Shane Diesel talk during his vids annoys the hell out of me.
I just bought Azz and Mo Azz Orgy and did not read the notes to see who is in it other than the babes and just as the Orgy was picking up I heard the running of mouth of WP and it just killed it for me.
I will not buy a product if mouth of porn...Wesley Pipes is in it and producers should start to see that this guy is a DRAG on the product. I wish the guys would stop all the talk and do the damn scene...lucky fucks that they are.
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Yeah. He ruined a scene with Tia Tanaka and Tony T that could have been a classic. He wouldn't shut up the whole time.
prigger
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151 Posts
9/07
Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 12:52AM
I find him to be very annoying. And in alot of the gang bangs on Brazil Bang, he never seems to shut up. Brian Pumper is just as annoying though, agreed.
Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 16 2008 : 9:10AM
Agreed, but who says you can't mix in both to make one hell of a spectacular fuck?
Leeroy Magic
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178 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 16 2008 : 10:31AM
I agree, I don't like the guys to say much but one thing that annoys me in porn is when the girl says "that pussy is so tight". I'd rather her say that dick is so big than compliment her own pussy, it just seems so arrogant. If you are going to give the guy one line, let him say that the pussy is tight.
Lately I've been more annoyed by the cameraguy talking too much during sex. I've seen scenes where the sex comes to a complete stop in the middle so the cameraguy can have a conversation with the pornstars. That's really annoying!
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 3:53AM
Man, are you ever overthinking things.
TheVulture
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114 Posts
5/08
Posted - May 8 2008 : 6:28PM
Yeah I'm with you there. It raises any anal scene up a notch for me when a girl says "Fuck my arse" whilst taking a back door pounding. Some girls can be a bit too talkative/feisty though. Angel Long being a good example. Bit too much. I still love her though.
Lauren Phoenix is a great talker. Jennifer Dark also. Got one of hers recently where she says "You fuck me so good" when taking anal and you know she means it. Brilliant.
Guys? Yeah, moans and groans are obligatory....silence makes me think they're just doing it routinely, punching the clock (I'm thinking David Perry of late)....but talk should be kept to an absolute minimum.
prigger
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151 Posts
9/07
Posted - Aug 11 2008 : 8:49PM
Yeah. He ruined a scene with Tia Tanaka and Tony T that could have been a classic. He wouldn't shut up the whole time.
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Oh my god! I was just going to post that! I was so happy to watch this scene with Tony T and Tia Tanaka and when I'm ready to watch it who do I see? The fucking Pipester! Instant deleted file...



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