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David-J
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155 Posts
8/02
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 5:22AM
Have you noticed that the porn biz uses a different system of measurements from everyone else?

For example, the PORN INCH is used to measure male porn stars' cocks. One Porn Inch = approx. 3/4 of a normal inch, so:

12 Porn Inches = 9 normal inches
8 Porn Inches = 6 normal inches
6 Porn Inches = 1 Max Hardcore.

Then there's the PORN YEAR. This is used to measure girls' ages. Porn Years start at 18 and stay at 18 for about 5 normal years. After that, 1 Porn Year = approx. 3 normal years.

Then there's the Porn Hour. This is used on box covers to measure the length of movies. For example, 4 Porn Hours = about 3 1/4 normal hours, and 3 Porn Hours = just over 2 normal hours.

I expect readers can think of other examples!

Endorphin
Luminary

1185 Posts
3/00
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 6:14AM
I always wondered about the porn hour. I think they count time searching for features and assume you look at the still for 2 minutes each.

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cubesnake
Senior Member

3858 Posts
10/02
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 6:30AM
Hi,
Hmm... quite interessting ... how did you find out about these things ? :)

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Kimi Lixx
Senior Member

2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 12:25PM
Let's not forget girlish measurements. I don't fib about mine (sometimes you get little bio forms to fill out), but I have noticed that what I write down on the bio form has nothing to do with what gets put into the DVD.

For example, in the Vivid Interactive DVD "Fortune Cookies" it is reported that I live in Miami (I live in Cleveland), my favorite food is chili cheese fries (I have never had them, and probably never will.), my favorite movie is Snatch (I'm torn between My Fair Lady and The Breakfast Club), and my waist is 23 inches (25 or 26 is my usual).

I looked at some of the other bios on that DVD and noted that they changed the other girls info, too. Including one gal who has very small (absolutely lovely and perky) breasts, who they said was a 34C.

The real kicker was Jessika, who is from the Czech Republic, that they said was from Boston. At the time the DVD was shot, she barely spoke any english, and her accent was VERY noticable.
Who do they think they're fooling? And why do they do this?

aybesea
Senior Member

Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie!
1485 Posts
5/02
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 12:28PM
You mean your favorite food isn't chili cheese fries???

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vanish_062
Member

146 Posts
1/03
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 1:04PM
my favourite is '100% jill kelly!' being one scene on a four hour disc.
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14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 1:46PM
That must be why we hear so "Fuck me with that big dick!" so often.



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