Campaigning for Jenna J to sign my copy of High Times
Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart
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| David-J Member 155 Posts 8/02 |  Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 5:22AMHave you noticed that the porn biz uses a different system of measurements from everyone else? For example, the PORN INCH is used to measure male porn stars' cocks. One Porn Inch = approx. 3/4 of a normal inch, so: 12 Porn Inches = 9 normal inches Then there's the PORN YEAR. This is used to measure girls' ages. Porn Years start at 18 and stay at 18 for about 5 normal years. After that, 1 Porn Year = approx. 3 normal years. Then there's the Porn Hour. This is used on box covers to measure the length of movies. For example, 4 Porn Hours = about 3 1/4 normal hours, and 3 Porn Hours = just over 2 normal hours. I expect readers can think of other examples! [Link] |
| Endorphin Luminary 1185 Posts 3/00 | Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 6:14AM Campaigning for Jenna J to sign my copy of High Times [Link] |
| cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 6:30AM cube [Link] |
| Kimi Lixx Senior Member 2012 Posts 6/01 | Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 12:25PM For example, in the Vivid Interactive DVD "Fortune Cookies" it is reported that I live in Miami (I live in Cleveland), my favorite food is chili cheese fries (I have never had them, and probably never will.), my favorite movie is Snatch (I'm torn between My Fair Lady and The Breakfast Club), and my waist is 23 inches (25 or 26 is my usual). I looked at some of the other bios on that DVD and noted that they changed the other girls info, too. Including one gal who has very small (absolutely lovely and perky) breasts, who they said was a 34C. The real kicker was Jessika, who is from the Czech Republic, that they said was from Boston. At the time the DVD was shot, she barely spoke any english, and her accent was VERY noticable. [Link] |
| aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02 | Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 12:28PM I'm devistated! I'll never be able to whack off to you again. [Link] |
| vanish_062 Member 146 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 1:04PM [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 1:46PM [Link] |
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