About a year ago, I was watching "The Great American Squirt Off", which, if you haven't seen it, is a video where six squirters compete in various challenges like who can squirt the furthest and who can fill a beaker up the most, ect. It was a lot of fun to watch and it reminded me of an old movie I found in my dad's porn stash when I was a kid called "the Wide World of Spurts" or something. It made me think that someone should make a movie called "The XXX-Games" or something that has a lot of various competitions like what guy can blow his load the furthest and what girl can deep-throat a dildo the most or a massive orgy where the last guy to shoot his wad is the winner and such. After a while, I forgot about the idea.
Last night, though, I was looking up some Euro babes on IAFD. It's amazed me for years how many ridiculously hot babes have come out of the Czech Republic and Hungary. I thought "someone should do a movie that's Czech girls vs. Hungarian babes". That's when I remembered my XXX-Games idea, but with a twist. Instead of just a bunch of pornstars competing with each other, it could be like the Olympics. You get a guy and a girl from all the major porn countries (USA, Canada, Brazil, Japan, England, France, Italy, Spain, the Czech Republic, Hungary, Sweden, and Russia) to compete. So, for example you get Bree Olson and Randy Spears to represent America, Lanny Barbie and Erik Everhard from Canada, Liliane Tiger and George Uhl from the Czech Republic, Nacho Vidal and Rebecca Linares from Spain, Rocco and Claudia Antonelli from Italy, Mark Davis and Angel Long from England, Monica Mattos from Brazil, Maria Ozawa from Japan, Katsumi from France, ect., ect., ect. Those names were just off the top of my head, but you get the idea. You can get prominent directors from different countries to be judges.
There used to be something very cool about the Olympics and having people from all over the world competing with each other. I think a movie that collected some of the best porn stars from all over the globe would have that appeal. Thanks to the internet, porn has become global. We've all become more aware of what other countries are producing and most of us have our favorite Japanese girls and Brazilian babes and Eurochicks. Seeing them come together in one flick would be fantastic. Plus, I figure a movie like that would sell well globally.
It did occur to me that a movie like that would be a logistical nightmare to put together, but then it I noticed that the vast majority of countries that produce porn are in Europe, so if you filmed it in Prague or something, it might not be to bad. It also occurred to me that there are a lot of Europeans and probably some Brazilians working in LA, so it probably wouldn't be too much of a hassle to film it in California. I'm not a porn producer, though, so I don't know how difficult it would be to put something like that together.
So, what do you think? Is it a good idea? A bad idea? Is it too economically unfeasible? Am I the only one that wants to see something like this? Or, does something like this already exist and I just don't know about it?