Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09
Posted - Jan 1 2013 : 7:34PM
Buck Rogers in the 69th Century No idea on cast but was softcore porn on TV in the 80s, and would make a great parody. Is a thread here - Buck Rogers Porn Spoof?
THE CLOTHED COLOSSUS!! RULER OF FEMALE FLESH!!! 296 Posts 3/12
Posted - Jan 18 2013 : 3:48PM
BOOTYSHIP. A group of powerful aliens arrive on earth. And they aim to take over. But its up to a hot/horny naval officer. Along a crew of equally hot/horny specimens. They use their sexual prowess to save the planet. And the aliens ships [Instead of the peg cannons]. The cannons fire explosive dildos.
ARROW! Any number of people could take the lead male role. Deen, Corvus, although I think Bill Bailey best fits the description but I haven't put much thought into the male star. As for the females: Thea Queen-- Riley Reid Laurel Lance-- Maddy O'Reilly The Huntress-- Melina Mason or Chanel Preston Felicity Smoak-- Sarah Vandella, Anikka Albrite or Tasha Reign Moira Queen-- Nina Hartley The girl from the island (Shado)-- Dani Daniels China White-- Asa Akira (just imagine her with that white hair!)
YES...in my mind I keep seeing Lexi Belle as Babydoll. In Sucker Punch it was left to your imagination of Babydoll's sexy dancing. But Lexi can go all out with that. I'd love to see Amy Brooke as Rocket.
Tastefully treated, the "The Reader" will be a very good parody. You need not change the story line.... just may the same,,, Get Northwest Edited by - getnorthwest on 8/2/2013 12:08:38 PM
Dr. Strangeload or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Popshot A non-swallowing, Forty-something sexologist, frustrated with the taste of her past and current lovers' semen, is reaching a mid-life crisis. She fears the world may be coming to an end, given North Korea's race for nuclear arms, and doesn't want to leave the face of the earth without truly enjoying the bliss of gulping down a spectacularly tasting load. Her mission heretofore is to create something adult men can ingest to deliver primo tasting splooge. Her research leads her to believe the fluoride added to the drinking water supply has caused this rampant case of junk spunk in American men. She then sets out in her basement meth lab to create a concoction that will be bigger than both Jesus and Viagra combined. One night whilst asleep after sampling a 10mL dose of population pudding a test donor deposited into a beaker, she envisions a strange looking disaccharide molecule with a cowboy hat riding a wiggling sperm cell into her wide open mouth. The next month she patents an anti-fluoride pill that yields a caramel colored money shot that surprise, surprise, tastes just like a cola flavored soda pop. The public eats it up literally and figureatively, and money is made hand over cock. Fast forwarding a number of years, our lovely Dr. Strangeload, now having catapulted herself financially past the one-percenters and is not content with being a one-half percenter, yearns for even more wealth and fame. She gets the prophetic idea of altering the pill formula just a bit to give her portfolio the deisred boost. The new launch is heavily hyped and marketed. For example, the ad space she buys on Benevolent Devil DVDs drastically lowers the consumer price to practically nothing, causing porn dogs worldwide to see this as the second cumming. Regional ADT groups stage orgies while drinking cups of the old formula dissolved in Kool Aid. The day finally arrives to unveil the new and improved formula, simply christened "New Load", to the sexed up public. In a bizarre twist of fate and a classic example of history repeating itself, the new pill bombs and women worldwide (along with some men) begin spitting semen out by the 55 gallon drum size. Dr. Strangeload tries too late to invoke damage control by reworking the formula, but alas sees her market share taken over by rival company Pepti. The not-so-good Dr.'s fortune dwindles, leaving her having gone from the penthouse to the flophouse. The final scene has her blowing a john deep within the ghetto for a finski to pay for a new seat on her wheelchair. Cumming soon from Stroke Films. Legendary director, Gregory Dark, is at the top of a very short list of possible directors, but for some reason insists that the film be a period piece set in 1985. I guess it's time to check out what The Plugz are up to musically. Open casting is set for a TBA location deep within the San Fernando Valley next month.
If you google "Dr Who porn" this is the third hit: Dr. Screw. Also high on the list in that google search is a small article from 2011 in which Eli Cross says he is working on a Dr. Who porn flick. Guess it never happened.
I'll fucking dye my hair brown and get extensions to play Kat Dennings' role if somebody makes that parody!
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Posted - Aug 16 2013 : 3:50PM
"Rizzoli & Isles" Scenes: Maura & Angela, Jane & Maura's mom (Hope I think), Maura & her Asian lab assistant (Susie or something), Angela & the mother of her grandchild, Jane & Maura's younger sister, and of course... Jane & Maura Give me some money and I'll make that shit happen.
Shameless (Showtime show) Modern Family (heterosexual sex only.....no offense) Happy Endings
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117 Posts 5/06
Posted - Nov 3 2013 : 12:44AM
A parody of the movie, "That's My Boy". Donnie fucks the grandma, sister fucks her brother, and Phil finishes what he starts at the strip club. Maybe mix in another scene with the sister and brother fucking throughout the house without getting caught.
Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09
Posted - Nov 8 2013 : 4:37PM
And I'll fucking buy that in a heart beat! :D I would love to see that, see you in her grubby yellow waitress outfit with your amazing cleavage busting out of that top! Plus too much bright red lipstick all over your sexy lips and beautiful smile! The tease scenes alone would be insane! Just caught two minutes of an ep the other night and apparently is a regular homeless guy, love to see you give him a BJ in the alley (perhaps with the blonde girl watching disinterested from the kitchen doorway in the background.. dunno why but think that would be hot) and a customers table blowbang in uniform with all the guys cumming all over your/her tits, with the blonde girl prepping the guys before they explode all over your spectacular rack, which afterwards she loving licks clean. Edited by - draghixafan on 11/8/2013 6:09:28 PM
Usually, I am not a big big fan of parody... Maybe they could try something new in parody, something like ''Final Fantasy'' or the ''Naruto'' series could be fun.
Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09
Posted - Dec 5 2013 : 9:02PM
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Mainly for Ramona Flowers, wow! Make a pretty cool alt-porn feature and keep the movies kind of comic book style too for something completely different.
^ Yes, Svetlana made a pair of movies, Miami Spice 1 and 2, starring Amber Lynn and a host of other lovelies (I believe Stacy Donovan and Sheri St. Clair might have been included, but I'm too lazy to look it up). As I recall, they weren't too bad.
^ Thank you! I knew I read it in one of Robert Rimmer's books, and he is quite favourable in his review, praising Svetlana and noting the high production values (shot on 35mm, and all on location in Miami). As for MIAMI VICE GIRLS, Rimmer opens with "If you're looking for Miami and vice, you won't find it here. It was shot in New York City." Lol. Amd you're right - Sheri St. Clair is in the original and Stacey Donavon is in the sequel. Edited by - Gore Gore Girl on 12/7/2013 1:22:08 PM
Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09
Posted - Dec 8 2013 : 1:40AM
A couple of movies that I remember from my youth that I mistakenly thought were porn that could make great parodies or essentially porn remakes.. Great opportunities for lots of voyeur vision eg bathroom peeping of solo or even couples, and plenty of glass work eg. breasts / butt pressed against glass. Great opportunities for schoolgirls and dirty old pervs, and lots of outdoor and dogging too.
Now that my memory has been jogged, I remember a great sex scene in Miami Spice 1 (and even looked up the participants: Sheri St. Clair, Amber Lynn, and Randy West). It takes place in a swimming pool (and the diving board as accessory) and I seem to recall is oral sex only, but was incredibly sexy. One of those sizzling scenes that merits repeated viewings. I think I need to dig around in the boxes of old movies in my closet and see if I can find it.
Maybe Final Destination. All of the deaths could have a sexual element, like slipping on lube, someone cracking their skull on a headboard, being electrocuted by a malfunctioning toy in the tub, etc.
Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09
Posted - Feb 24 2014 : 6:59AM
Time to re-ignite this idea if cool with Ava and whomever could perhaps be involved, as think it would be awesome! Posted here - Busty Ava Addams - Superstar