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Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 11:49AM
Anyone got a list of some really funny porn scenes that really made them laugh? I remember my friend once let me borrow a scene by Barbii Bucxxx in one of Max Hardcore's movies. It was by far the funniest porn i've ever seen in my whole life. This girl was completely out of her mind rolling around on the floor naked saying all kinds of weird things and repeating max's name in the funniest voice. She started pretending to cry like a baby when he started fucking her ass, and she spit at the camera and said things like, "My father likes FAT whores!".
I seriously couldn't jack off properly because i was in a fit of laughter throughout a good portion of the vid. Anyone else have an experience like this?
Double Vag Lover
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2/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 12:02PM
Euro Bloopers
nightowl
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51 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 12:04PM
a lot of ron jeremy's stuff is pretty funny. i remember one with him dressed up as a teacher and some starlet in her school uniform going on about how tough her exams are and him replying 'yeah, a lot of things are hard around here'. there one peter north scene i remember from quite a while ago. two women are sitting on their settee talking about their fantasies and how they'd like to seduce someone really nerdy. the doorbell goes and there's north with some really badly taped together glasses and a bible looking like a complete nerd. he says 'i'm from the church on the way down the road and i'm here to tell you the story about moses and the burning bush'. she says 'well both of us have got burning bushes and they're very, very hot'.
Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 12:11PM
lol, those are pretty good. I'm looking for more stuff like that, or even anecdotes like nightowl's.
RobertRath
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49 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 2:15PM
Pretty much anything out of England. Or maybe thats just my opinion because Im English. But a realcouples.co.uk scene with Michelle Thorne made me laugh years ago "Do u wonna fack ma kant?!?!" "Yeah orite"
Classic
 
monkey power
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Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 8:04PM
Montana Gunn banged some fans a decade ago in the series where they did that. ("It Could Happen To You" ??? Something like that.) And they found this amatuer who spermed off with the funniest over-acting performance I've ever seen from a naked person. It was a deeply ridiculous 90 second orgasm that had Montana busting up.
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 8:41PM
Funniest thing I've read all day. I love English accents but you've got a point. It's really impossible (especially for an English male) to say anything with that accent and make it sound really authoritative. I think English women are sexy with those accents but the men just sound kinda, well, I don't know.
I saw one where the guy goes -
"Right, then. Tayke thohse kneekas awwf!"
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 8:53PM
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 8:57PM
I seen a title not that long ago but the name escapes me just now..anyway the girl in the movie starts talking dirty to the guy and says to him "Do you like my kitty" while she stroked her pussy for some reason i just burst out laughing.I guess i am easily amused..
redhead
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Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:01PM
I agree with the British accents thing. I laughed my ass off during 'Twin British Milfs'. The dialogue goes something like this - imagine a hilariously british accent..
'Oh Alicia! I'm such a dirty girl! Treat me like a dirty girl! I'm filthy! I'm filthy! Oh I feel like so dirty! Fuck my aaaarse, Alicia!'.
It is quite funny.
Also, in Katja Kassin's FUCK ME, in one of the scenes she lets out a big burp after pulling away from a cock and looks quite surprised.
Jaktarn
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4798 Posts
5/05
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:25PM
Most scenes with Dave Hardman are really funny.
ma meeshka
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3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:34PM
you have to remember that there's no such thing as an 'english' accent, there are tons of different dialects.
backdoorman
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2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:44PM
The Desiree Cousteau enema scene in "Pretty Peaches" I think was funny as shit. No pun intended. I don't even know if the scene is in the version sold today.
Far_Q_holmes
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żGot G's on My Shirt Like GINO?
65 Posts
12/07
Posted - Apr 13 2008 : 9:58PM
There was this one scene in cream filled milf's 1, Don't know the stars name but she just kept saying "oh my god" over and over again it got annoying then passed that point and just made me laugh for ages. (redhead)
Edited by - Far_Q_Holmes on 4/20/2008 11:58:29 PM
Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 4:12AM
Hmm...from the looks of the replies i'll have to check out some british porn when i'm in the mood for comedy.
 
ma meeshka
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3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 6:44AM
as opposed to oh my god? or is that a typo?
machoman RS
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12/07
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 1:29PM
I saw a clip on the erotic networks where two guys were pretending to be mentally retarded and fucking some chick. It was gold, the chick could not keep a straight face throughout the entire scene. I think it might have been from a JM movie. There's another scene in Down the Hatch 19 (it might have been 18) Where after the two chicks swallow and swap the last of the man yogurt, Chico Wang asks them to say "tapdance". The chicks get real confused, and after repeated requests, Wang screams at them, "JUST SAY TAPDANCE!". Finally one of the chicks says "tapdance", and Wang immediately swings the camera to the far side of the room where one of the male talent (I'm almost positve it was
Tony T) was standing with his back to the camera wearing nothing but shoes. Then the guy just breaks out in the funniest tapdance/shuffle/jig/diddy. I was rolling.
Sean Renaud
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181 Posts
7/07
Posted - Apr 14 2008 : 2:31PM
I can't recall the title but it was some teen flick and they have this guy singing throughout the entire scene, and everytime you start to let it drone into the background he starts dancing and doing spirit fingers or they turn up the volume on the song to remind you that it's still there.
To this day whenever somebody suffers a particularly humiliating defeat me and my friends will reference that song since it mentions anal sex. It's hiliarious.
boywunda
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13 Posts
3/07
Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 2:38PM
not really funny more whats the point? kind of thing
i think it was a british porno, a g/g scene lots of foreplay / oral the first girl is in doggy getting it good and hard from the other girl (or so you'd think by her moans) when the camera moves down to show her face then you notice shes holding the cock thats ment to be in her pussy but making it look like shes rubbing her pussy
her talent is more in mainstream acting than porno
blowfish
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874 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 7:37PM
Rodney Moore screwed the this one girl who pretended to be mentally ill. She also screamed random sayings or just scream in general.
Jesse Midnite
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522 Posts
2/08
Posted - Apr 15 2008 : 9:39PM
2 scenes. The Kelly Wells/Tyla Wynn cum snorting scene in Lick Her Ass Off My Dick, complete with credit card cutting cum lines....ya think they might have done that before?????
And one from the "Federal Five", Ass Clowns 3. I popped in the infamous Osama scene with "Veronica Caine" being kidnapped in a cave and severly abused at a bachelor party and it is my consistently most remembered and requested scene from my ridiculous collection. It's hard to find, but those who have seen it would either strongly agree or disagree at its humor, nasty sex, and funny ending.
horndogger
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8/04
Posted - Apr 16 2008 : 2:29AM
Speaking of Rodney Moore ... what about when he would sit in that 80's folding lawn chair with the vinyl straps (we all had them) and as you all remember your ass would sink down. Well Rodney had girls go under the chair and give him a rim job as he sat in it. Funny as hell
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Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 16 2008 : 9:05AM
LOL! I'm going to have to found out where to find this clip of the retarded guys screwing the chick. You think you could find out the title please?
And Jesse Midnight, yes i've seen the Veronica Cain scene you mentioned. It's absolutely hilarious; i espicially loved the beginning part where the "terrorist" runs out wearing a diaper and a turban and kidnaps Veronica the reporter.
Leeroy Magic
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178 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 16 2008 : 10:34AM
I'm surprised nobody mentioned any DVDs from Kick Ass yet. Most of the ones I've seen from them have been pretty funny and sexy at the same time. I like the Grrl Power! series but if you are just starting out with them, I'd start with a compilation on one of your favorite pornstars.
john lyons
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1/08
Posted - Apr 16 2008 : 10:57AM
I'd second that. That is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a film. No kidding!
 
Hypermastia
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248 Posts
6/07
Posted - Apr 16 2008 : 5:14PM
In his younger days, TTBoy always made the most rediculous high pitched sounds during coitus and also when he was about to squirt.
Very Funny
redhead
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Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - Apr 16 2008 : 11:35PM
In 'Interactive Sex with Shay Jordan', she is lying on her back and you see a midshot of her torso and head and she's rolling around moaning for ages.. but because she's got black hair and is lying on a fully black background, it totally looks like she's bald. It's a crack up. In a cancer-ish way.
Also in 'A Tranny Fucks my Husband', this really hairy assholed guy is getting reverse cowgirled by a tranny and holy crap, I had to stifle a few giggles.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Apr 16 2008 : 11:46PM
Bamboo and Pascal in "Kung Pow Kitty." He's acting all rough-sex, macho man and she's just laughing at him. It's hilarious.
Pagoda
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Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 5:23AM
I can't remember the titles, but one involved Kami Andrews and some Pop Rocks. Another was from a recent Playgirl movie. The two lovers do it in bowling alley, on the ball-return. Justin Magnum is straddling it, and any minute a 12 pound bowling ball could roll out and smash his junk.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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9/07
Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 5:49AM
That scene is in the version sold by ABA.
All the scenes that came to mind for me are also from Alex De Renzy, the best director of comedies in 'classic' porn:
The orgy at the end of "Pretty Peaches" where John Leslie discovers he is inadvertently fucking his daughter.
The scene in "Babyface" where the main guy is wrapped up in saran-wrap and almost has his dick cut off by an enraged mother (he had sex with her underage daughter); he tries to escape from her by hopping away with his dick flapping around. Unforgettable.
And finally, the scene in "Summer in Heat" when Jack Wrangler is tied up and literally 'corn-holed' by some crazy hillbilly women.

Edited by - BlackSix on 4/17/2008 5:50:20 AM

Cerebral Jedi
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1067 Posts
12/04
Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 12:04PM
I'm a lil sketchy on the details, but it was a scene with Ron Jeremy and if I recall correct he was in a Santa suit doing this chick on some stairs doggy style. At some point in the scene I think the chick sneezed and then went right into a coughing/choking fit. Or maybe she just started off with the coughing, either way it was funny as fuck. At one point Ron while still fucking got a "little" concerned and asked if she was ok, she was coughing so bad. And she gave one of them teary eyed, not so convincing yeah she was ok answers. That had me in tears it was so funny. I mean Ron in a Santa suit fucking was amusing enough, but to add the chicks coughing fit sent it way over the top.
machoman RS
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114 Posts
12/07
Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 3:35PM
Naturally Perverted:
I saw this clip at least ten years ago, so that may help with a time frame. It was part of X-clips on Satellite TV ( gigantic dish, 900 channel satellite). One of the male talent was the guy that's in like damn near every gag-factor scene. He's short and not very well endowed, but he's also a total assclown. The other guy was a talent that was around then, but I haven't seen him recently. He looked like an older, more harry Otto Bauer, and every scene I saw him in, he would cum multiple times. It was a weird trick. He would pull out, and without touching his dick, he would pop off a couple of shots, then go back at it and do it again ten minutes later. He was in the "Hans and Franz American Anal Adventures" series. In the scene the two guys kept doing the "slap your hand on your chest" gesture, mimicking retarded people. They kept saying "Sook my fwends dick" and things along those lines. The girl in the scene was this red-headed chick who was the tiniest porn actress I've ever seen. She weighed like 80 pounds and always did real hardcore scenes where she never
looked comfortable taking cum to the mouth or face. I'm almost positive it was a JM movie. I saw this scene before
I had resources to study and memorize and take a general interest in Porn altogether, so sorry I can't be any more help. I used to have it on vhs, recorded from my friends dad's satellite subscriptions and the clip started in the middle of the scene on the tape, so I didn't even have a chance to see the title.
rambo99ca
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3/06
Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 3:42PM
Deepthroat this #20, Rayveness takes 3 huge loads in her mouth, swallows and burps.
She laughs and says "cum burp"
Priceless
Daddy Fat Sacks
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114 Posts
12/07
Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 4:13PM
Yeah I remember that scene she was saying "Oh my god".
melpster
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582 Posts
5/05
Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 11:33PM
You know I have seen so much incredibly hilarious stuff go on in porn that I could probably list a different scene every day and the well 'o funny would never run dry. Porn is intrinsically funny when you really think about it. Luckily I try not to think about it too much. But sometimes I can't help but laugh, no matter what frame of mind I'm in approaching the scene.
The other day I was re-watching I'm Your Slut and there's a scene where Manuel Ferrara and Steve Holmes play a gay couple, and the actual sex scene is Manuel's nightmare of him and Steve having sex with two women. At the end of the scene Manuel is supposed to wake up with a start, sitting up in bed, and Steve asks him what's wrong and Manuel says with quiet horror "I dreamt we fucked girls." The Steve soothes Manuel, kissed his forehead and tells him to go back to sleep. And it's a cute scene, but there's a blooper reel in the BTS where they show Manuel trying over and over again to say "I dreamt we fucked girls." while staring at Steve with a straight face, and he breaks up laughing every single time.
Another weird, funny scene on the same disk has Franco Roccaforte and another guy running through the snow carrying a giant painting of an African prince yelling "We are looking for our grandfather!" If that wasn't a David Lynch moment.
 
melpster
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5/05
Posted - Apr 17 2008 : 11:37PM
I also forgot to mention that Roccaforte and the other guy were stark naked.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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9/07
Posted - Apr 19 2008 : 2:01AM
The I'm Your Slut scene sounds great, I'll have to check it out.
jayo All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 19 2008 : 2:19PM
I have a pro-am VHS of a lady who taped herself masturbating and sold it. The tape is a compilation of these scenes. In one, she's set the camera up in front of a big chair, the kind that looks like a clam-shell on a pedistal, and she settles back to work herself up. While she's doing this, her cat shows up, rolls onto its back under the chair, and starts batting at a piece of fringe that's hanging down. Very cute but distracting. Shortly, the girl opens her eyes to look at the monitor, sees what happens, giggles, stops, gets up and stops the tape. And suddenly we cut back to her in her chair back at work. I guess the cat is probably locked in another room.
Stuff like that makes me laugh.
Naturally_Perverted
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215 Posts
5/07
Posted - Apr 19 2008 : 3:27PM
Seems i'd have to do alot of research to find this scene, but i'll check on JM videos in case i get lucky. Thanks for the help. Anyone seen Porn's Most Outrageous Outakes? There's some really funny stuff on that release.
machoman RS
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12/07
Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 1:51PM
NATPERV-
The other day I was falling asleep at work and was woken up by a dvd being placed on the counter. There she was, her name is Dynamite. And if I could make an educated guess what title it was, it was probably one of the Perverted Stories. I'm gonna' research some more and find it, because now that I've been thinking about it, I kind of want to see it again. There's another scene that I was thinking about with Max Hardcore that had me crying. It was pretty subtle and somewhat banal, but I guess that's what made it all the more funny for me. There was this chick sitting with her back to an outdoor whirlpool, and the screen kinda did an edit cut, where you could tell they paused it and re-arranged stuff, and then Max rises out of the whirlpool vertically with this shit-eating grin on his face, and for a feint second, you could spot a look of sheer disgust on this chick's face. I don't know why this cracked me up. Just the way he rose up out of the water like a cartoon was priceless.
wcw43921
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Look Into My Eyes--
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4/08
Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 2:04PM
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Thsi is the funniest porn movie I've ever seen. Amber Lynn and Nina Hartley each claim they can make a man cum the fastest, so they set up a competition. Lots of athletic-type training scenes, and some really dumb jokes that made me laugh anyway--
AMBER: "Isn't that Peter Long?"
TRAINER: "Yes, I'd say twelve inches at least."
AMBER (Glares at TRAINER): "I meant Peter Long the porn star."
And--
AMBER: "I can make a man cum in thirty seconds."
NINA: "I knew a guy with that problem."
If the jokes don't do it for you, you still have Amber Lynn and Nina Hartley at their 1980s best--definitely worth the price of admission.
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machoman RS
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Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!!
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12/07
Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 2:10PM
Man Amber was proof that the 80's could make anyone ugly. I was a kid then, so I can't really relate to that decade sexually, but to me, the 80's was definitely the dark age of porn.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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4/08
Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 2:31PM
^I don't know about that, I mean of course it's all about what age you came up in, but there was some seriously hot (although usually unintentionally funny) porn coming out in the 80's. In fact Amber Lynn is the very first porn girl who's name I remembered, when sneaking quick peaks at my dad's porn collection when I was a kid. I still remember the first hardcore vid I had a chance to watch all the way through: Perfect Partners, starring Amber Lynn, which I must've seen in about 1987 (when I was 10). I fuckin' loved that flick.
[edit: left out a word. oops.]
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 4/20/2008 2:33:05 PM
machoman RS
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Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!!
114 Posts
12/07
Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 2:50PM
To me, she look's a lot better these days without the fluffy hair and guady make-up. But hey, it was a sign of the times.
machoman RS
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Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!!
114 Posts
12/07
Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 2:51PM
One thing that really fucked 80's porn up for me was the guys. WAAAYYY too much Randy West and Mike Horner.
Yankey Doodel
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283 Posts
11/05
Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 3:46PM
FM Bradley in the Pillowman.
backdoorman
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Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 5:10PM
The 80's the "dark age" of porn? DUDE !
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 6:38PM
I'm not too fond of late 80s porn but I'd have to say the real nadir for porn had to be the 90s, especially the early-to-mid 90s (with an honorable exception for John Leslie's work).
For example, it is pretty sad to find that Alex DeRenzy went from his great, transgressive porn comedies to the monotonous 'Rex Borsky' anal videos. I use to pick up the Rex Borsky videos, not knowing who Alex DeRenzy was, because they always had nice ass shots on the cover but the videos were so horrible it turned me off porn for years.
wcw43921
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Look Into My Eyes--
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4/08
Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 11:51PM
Well, for me, the Eighties were the porn I "grew up" with. Women like Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Amber Lynn, Candie Evens, Kristara Barrington--these were the women I adored and of whom I could not get enough. They had the greatest bodies, they acted like they were having the time of their lives--and they had the best hair. Whether it was all teased up like Ginger, Amber and Christy, or Lois Ayres' sleek, close-cropped New Wave 'do--if there were such a thing as fuck-me hair, it was the hairstyles worn by Eighties porn stars.
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bamaredwingsfan19
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3/04
Posted - Apr 21 2008 : 1:30AM
I watched an edition of down the hatch #4. The money shot at the end with a girl named Kacey, was so funny. The guy was really straining to cum, an farted. Kacey started laughing, it just really cracked me up.
machoman RS
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Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!!
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12/07
Posted - Apr 21 2008 : 4:30AM
Natperv--
More info: one of the guys in the scene was johnny thrust.
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