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James Jameson
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114 Posts
5/06
Posted - Jul 12 2006 : 12:49PM
LMAO, there nothing like great fun story like that, can be gross if left in the movie but readed its so funny...

I know that personally i would never do anal with a girl, because you can't control too much when something enter, after all thats what they do when you are sick and can't shit, you have to put something in your ass. So i would not take the risk personally...

Eric381
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What are you looking at? It
2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jul 12 2006 : 1:04PM
How can you compare your dick to a suppository?
James Jameson
Member

114 Posts
5/06
Posted - Jul 12 2006 : 1:05PM
lol if the girl shit everywhere on you, then it have the same effect as it...

Eric381
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2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jul 12 2006 : 1:37PM
"if"...same effect maybe, not the same cause.
 
cal444
Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com

927 Posts
10/01
Posted - Jul 12 2006 : 6:03PM
It's not porn but the biggest production horror story I personally witnessed was on a Energizer Bunny commercial. I was working for a company called Neotec, a electronic set design, low voltage special effects house. We got a gig for Energizer doing the blinky lights in a mad scientists cave. The story was the mad scientist had this huge laser cannon device that came up out of the mountain and as the bunny came by drumming the mad scientist would blow the bunny to smithereens. Well of course the scientist used brand named batteries to shoot the cannon and the entire cave went down when he went to shoot the bunny. There were three commercials in this particular series, one of the others was King Kong climbing the Empire State Building but I digress. Frank Oz (of the muppets\ fame) was the director and Alan
Davia (Speilbergs guy ET The Color Purple etc etc) was cinematographer, my job was to be on set to baby sit the electronics in case anything went down. In these situations I like to get as close to the bosses as possible without being an interference to learn from the masters. In this situation I got to hang in a directors chair directly behind Oz and Davia, I could even listen in on their personal little whisperings and shit, pretty cool. Well shooting had been going on for the better part of a day and we came to the end of a 1000 ft ,mag of 35-mm film, the mag probably had 5 hrs.of shooting time with a bunch of takes on it. Well to make a long one even longer, The Panavision was up on the stage that was dressed as the mad scientists cave, the camera was on a dolly and on that dolly were three risers so the camera was pretty high off the ground. Well all these cam ops and cam assists were reaching up to take the camera off the high hats and someone zigged when they should have zagged and Panavision and mag came tumbling down BOOOOMMM on the set, BOUNCE off the wooden set right onto the concrete of the stage!!!!!!! CRASH!!!!
I've never experienced the air getting sucked out of a room as fast as that, instantaneous vacuum. SILENCE. There was a bit of a fowl stench in the air because of all the camera people messing themselves knowing they'd never work in this town again. The ad execs shut up in unison on their permanently imbedded cell phones. Oz stood up and went to a corner of the stage and stared at the wall Davia found another corner to do the same. The camera crew was frantically checking the mag simultaneously dismantling the camera looking for damage. Panavision was immediately called for a replacement camera. Lucky for those responsible the mag was good to go. The camera was up and running before the replacement arrived. The most amazing thing to me through out this whole potential disaster was Oz, and Davia, never
broke a sweat or once lost their cool. Now, that's truly professional.


Cal444
Somewhere thinkin
A little long winded huh? Even got to be a name dropping muttha.


Edited by - cal444 on 7/12/2006 6:13:07 PM

Edited by - cal444 on 7/13/2006 5:20:42 PM

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Jul 13 2006 : 6:09PM
babe are you bumping your own thread waiting for people to jump on your once mainstream jock?
Im kidding I thought it was a great read!
Gentleman Jon All-Star Supporter
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1881 Posts
6/05
Posted - Jul 13 2006 : 7:21PM
The Energizer Bunny cast his aura onto the set, allowing the cameras and especially the film magazines to keep on going and going and going. Okay, so it's not as funny as if the commercial were for those watches that take a licking and keep on ticking, but I work in an Energizer factory and it does bring me a small bit of joy whenever someone mentions Energizer and the Bunny.
Ricola
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Mars
66 Posts
4/06
Posted - Jul 13 2006 : 11:38PM
When I was playing music on the road I used to tell groupies that I was like the Energizer Bunny, except that I was wired backwards. I keep coming, and coming, and coming, and coming! ;)
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