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Jaktarn
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Posted - May 6 2009 : 5:47AM
Why havent someone come up with this great idea. It would be freakin awesome.
Britney Amber, Amia Moretti, Danni Cole, Holly Sims, Missy Stone, Sasha Grey, Tanner Mayes, Eden Adams would be great in it. Of course I forgot Carlie Banks that would be so good as Lauren.
John Strong, Emma Starr, Dick Nasty would be great aswell as parents. Please make it happen!
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Monstar
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1154 Posts
4/04
Posted - May 6 2009 : 6:18AM
give it a minute, they are almost there. :)
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Jaktarn
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4798 Posts
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Posted - May 6 2009 : 6:30AM
Serious? Thats awesome you know who they have casted???
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Jaktarn
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4798 Posts
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Posted - May 6 2009 : 5:34PM
Morgan Layne would be a great Whitney Port.
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Ibrox
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Posted - May 6 2009 : 9:03PM
Personally, I would rather see Sasha Grey straponfucking Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montagg, Audrina Patridge and Whitney. That, and having those four fucking broads do WiredPussy, DeviceBondage, the Training of O, Hogtied and WhippedAss, and then tossing them in a tag team match with Vendetta, the Adriannaconda, Syd Blakovich and Dia Zerva on UltimateSurrender.
Seriously, Isabella Soprano has more character and likeability in her little finger than the four See You Next Tuesdays of The Hills.
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Monstar
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Posted - May 7 2009 : 6:43AM
no, no I was joking, I just meant with a show that popular someone would do it. New Sensations has been knocking out the more recent TV shows (albeit NBC ones) show maybe them?
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xayhoundb
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11/08
Posted - May 15 2009 : 2:33AM
This would be interesting. I'm sure there's actually some girls in the biz that maybe know the people from "the hills".
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Cuddly Wombat
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Just another bare bum in the shiower
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12/04
Posted - May 15 2009 : 8:38AM
I have to find something at least remotely stroke-worthy about a show before I am interested in a parody of it. The female cast of that show have been brain-dead since episode one.
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Jaktarn
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5/05
Posted - Jun 2 2009 : 11:57AM
Its really weird noone does this spoof when they even do a pornspoof on hells kitchen. Thats weird.
Emma Starr and John Strong/Billy Glyde would be perfect as LC:s Parents
Audrina Hill would be great as herself (Cody Lane with boobjob was probably the perfect audrina)
Morgan Layne could be whitney
Kenzi Marie (as blonde) could be Lo
Britney Amber might work as LC I sure would love to see her in feature work because she has a way of really delievering cheesy pornlines!
Any suggestions for Heidi? She should be one of the easier one considering her "pornish" look.
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Ramsey
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Posted - Jun 2 2009 : 12:16PM
Porn should stay original instead of trying to imitate crappy MTV shows. It's better that way.
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absynth
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Posted - Jun 2 2009 : 10:11PM
At least we know that the acting would be a lot more proficient in the spoof!
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Dr. Nasty
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Asa Akira.....Damn!
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Posted - Jun 2 2009 : 10:15PM
This Ain't The Hills XXX
*****The Dr. of Nasty*****
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Jaktarn
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Posted - Jun 3 2009 : 3:12AM
Dr. Nasty: Was that a suggestion or a title in production?
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Dr. Nasty
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Asa Akira.....Damn!
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Posted - Jun 3 2009 : 8:20AM
Just a joke but I wouldn't be surprised if there was one coming out.
*****The Dr. of Nasty*****
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Jaktarn
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Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 8:12PM
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Dr. Nasty
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Asa Akira.....Damn!
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Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 9:04PM
i'd her
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Jaktarn
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Posted - Jun 7 2009 : 3:52AM
Who wouldn't Heidi is a hottie!
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Jaktarn
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Posted - Jul 26 2009 : 6:44PM
Gracie Glam would be awesome in this kind of setup
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xayhoundb
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Posted - Jul 27 2009 : 2:34AM
Yea, Heidi is complete now. With the big boobs.
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Jaktarn
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Posted - Jul 28 2009 : 8:26AM
Come on Heidi got implants years ago.
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xayhoundb
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Posted - Jul 28 2009 : 1:44PM
Yea, I know.
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Jaktarn
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Posted - Aug 8 2009 : 4:47PM
Jaktarn
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Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 12:38PM
Taisa Banx would be awesome as Adurina now that Audrinah Hill has retired!
Allie Haze would be insanely good on it she is a great actress!
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Stud_Rob
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Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 3:12PM
Good idea, it'd be a good premise for a parody actually. Plenty of potential to have some really hot girls in it.
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Jaktarn
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Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 5:33AM
I like the setup two consist of two gangs of girls
Brunettes
Tiffany Tyler
Madison Parker
Tanner Mayes
Taisa Banx
Amia Miley
Tori Black
Tiffany Star
Melanie Jayne
And the blondes
Britney Amber
Kenzi Marie
Ally Kay
Jessica Lynn
Allie Haze
Amy Brooke
Mckenzee Miles
most girls featured on fuckedhard18 actually fits the bill quite good!
Would love to see John Strong, Emma Starr, Tabitha Stevens, Dick Nasty as parents to some of the characters.
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Jaktarn
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Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 5:36AM
And of course hungarian hottie Aliz would be incredible good...
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Stud_Rob
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Posted - Mar 31 2010 : 4:41PM
Jessica Lynn could soooo do it, perfect pick
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