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DaveRules
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14 Posts
11/01
Posted - Dec 7 2001 : 11:20PM
First let me say this post might belong in the polls forum - I'm not sure

With the upcoming Jenna Jameson action figure soon to be released, its rumored that Jenna is the first in a series of 6.

So who would be your choices for the next 5?
Here are my choices in no particular order:

Tera Patrick
Stephanie Swift
Kylie Ireland
Jewel De'Nyle
Jill Kelly

Dweezil
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87 Posts
2/01
Posted - Dec 9 2001 : 1:48PM
In case you are unaware of what the figure looks like:

There are plenty of ladies I would love to see get the action figure treatment but they aren't big names so there is a snowball's chance in hell I will see those figures. Here is my 5 that actually have a realistic chance of being made.

Ginger Lynn
Nina Nartley
Dyanna Lauren
Tiffany Mynx
Houston

M.B.
Senior Member

1679 Posts
2/01
Posted - Dec 10 2001 : 7:55PM
I don't know about anyone else, but that figure looks absolutely nothing like jenna. Not one thing about it looks like her, body, face, tits. The only distinguishable thing on her are the tattoos. It is not a very good likeness of her at all.
They should have got Todd Macfarlane to do these figures. Now that would have been good. He's done Alice Cooper, Metallica, Ozzy, the characters from Resevoir Dogs, NFL, NHL, they look really cool.
DaveRules
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14 Posts
11/01
Posted - Dec 10 2001 : 8:20PM
That picture is the protype that was shown during the San Diego Comic Con over the summer. I'm guessing there will be a much better face sculpt when the final product is released.
Planet Sex
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1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Dec 11 2001 : 4:56AM
What´s the name of the company?

And yep, I have to agree, it doesn´t look like Jenna AT ALL. I don´t think that any serious company would show a prototype so poorly done.

BTW, I don´t see any joints. It´s more like a statue, not an "action" figure.

 
astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Dec 11 2001 : 8:50AM
Hmmm. I thought it was all 6 Jenna figures. One for each surgery (6 is enough isn't it?)and the "ultra-rare" pre-surgery Jenna.
yungturk
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44 Posts
9/01
Posted - Dec 11 2001 : 11:44AM
Planet Sex is right. These aren't "action" figures at all!
Too bad they can't get HASBRO to work on this...they could use their G.I. Joe action figures as a starting point. Those things had so many damn joints and sockets on them! You could do ANYTHING with those!

[It's late at night in a porn director's office. He's trying to come up with ideas on how to make the sex in his upcoming movie hotter. In frustration he picks up his trusty Cobra Commander figurine and after crumpling it in his hand for a few seconds, throws it against the wall. It lands on the floor nearby, in a bizarre contortion...]

Director: THAT'S IT!!!

DaveRules
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14 Posts
11/01
Posted - Dec 11 2001 : 12:02PM
Yea maybe its 6 variations of Jenna coming instead of 6 different stars. I suspect that if Jenna sells well (and it obviously will) there will be others made. Yes its to bad McFarlane, Mezco, N2, etc... didn't have the balls to make these instead of some start up, but hopefully the final product will be something better than that prototype picture.



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