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| BlackDog Member 19 Posts 4/06 | Now that Britney's little sister has announced she has been knocked up and has a bun in the oven I wonder if 2008 will see an up and coming porn starlet calling herself Layme-Lynn Spears or Jamie-Lynn Rears. I'm sure the porn industry will likely feast on the fluffer material the recent news has brought them of yet another Spears sister on the train wreck path to immoral destruction. Coincidently the boys over at X-play have 2007's greatest timing award with their recent release of the much hyped, critically acclaimed "Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo". Released a few weeks ago, its first scene has Jamie Elle poetically playing, you guessed it, Britney Spears little sister Jamie-Lynn, a sex crazed nymph after she sucks on the aphrodisiac lollipops called Britney Pops that turn innocent suckers into sex freaks. How's that for perfect and ironic timing. In the scene little sister Jamie-Lynn goes on to get double teamed by two tv crew members oogling her. You'll have to watch the entire scene to find out which or if both of the spunkers forget to pull out in time and if she prophetically proclaims (with a mouth full of cum) which or if both will be the baby’s father. I wonder if Jeff Mullen and Will Ryder are already working out the plot for "Britney Rears 5: Trailer Trash Whores ye'all" in which Hilary Scott (Britney Spears) and Jamie Elle (Jamie-Lynn Spears) perform the inevitable trailer trash sibling hookup and strap-on fuck each other for that career saving DVD release. Mama Lynne taping it all with her iPhone camera and then seen cashing the check from Ok Magazine. I'm sure there will soon be a porn starlet squatting a variation of her name. Any suggestions on a name? Hilary Scott gives another great performance as Britney and Jamie Elle does an outstanding job playing Jamie-Lynn doing some nasty cocksucking and teasing us with her filthy mouth. On the set Jamie Elle as Jamie-Lynn in Britney Rears 4 http://www.gramponante.com/GPImages/GPnewspix/jamiebrit1.jpg http://www.gramponante.com/GPImages/GPnewspix/jamiebrit2.jpg http://www.gramponante.com/GPImages/GPnewspix/jamiebrit3.jpg Edited by - BlackDog on Dec 21 2007 [Link] |
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