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Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99
| Posted - May 9 2001 : 9:13AMstory herei found it originally on lukeford [Link] |
Diesel Member
516 Posts 3/00
| Posted - May 9 2001 : 10:16AM
Thanks, Steph...Gosh! This is a terrible tragedy which afflicts society! What can I do to help? Volunteer my services? Watch even MORE porn? Diesel
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Zatoichi Member
Sunny California 414 Posts 1/01
| Posted - May 9 2001 : 10:41AM
Oh man that is funny-I think I almost hurt myself reading it. I'm sure Diesel speaks for almost everyone here-surely the members of this forum would be willing to step forward & help these women in their time of need... [Link] |
Endorphin Luminary
1185 Posts 3/00
| Posted - May 9 2001 : 5:41PM
Ya know ladies...we are not just sex objects. Us men want to be known for other things than our dicks. We have brains and hearts. Ah, who the fuck am I kidding. I'll volunteer my dick.I'll make love to you in your sleep, and Lord knows you'll feel no pain, cause I'm a million miles away, but at the same time I'm right here in your picture frame --from Voodoo Chile by Jimi Hendrix Endorphin's Lair FREE THE WEED  [Link] |
dumblonde Senior Member
2352 Posts 7/00
| Posted - May 9 2001 : 7:09PM
I can't access that story (same problem I have with avn.com). What does it say? Can someone give me the Reader's Digest version?Still fully on the horny, Blondie  [Link] |
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astroknight  Questionable Moderator
Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99
| Posted - May 9 2001 : 10:55PM
The Onion is always a riot to read. [Link] |
2dvd Senior Member
Trading DVDs 1447 Posts 12/00
| Posted - May 10 2001 : 1:54AM
LOL!!!! Thanks Steph. I would donate my services. [Link] |
Trunks Member
89 Posts 4/01
| Posted - May 10 2001 : 12:51PM
LOL. :D. That was fucking hilarious. LOL. :D. LOL. :D [Link] |
-lunacy- Senior Member
1081 Posts 4/00
| Posted - May 10 2001 : 2:15PM
For Blondie's Sake Nations Porn Stars Demand to be Fucked Harder WASHINGTON, DC--Seeking to reverse a "decades-long trend toward shamefully inadequate underfucking in our nation's adult-entertainment industry," a coalition of U.S. porn stars gathered in the nation's capital Monday to voice their demand to be fucked harder. "Uggh! Come on, give me that cock, jungle stud. Fuck me! Fuck me harder!" said Jenna Jameson, co-chair of Porn Stars For Being Fucked Harder and star of Wicked Pictures' Up And Cummers #10, #11, and #17. "Deeper! Deeper! Oh, fuck." The D.C. summit arrives on the heels of years of complaints from disgruntled female sex-industry workers, many of whom had repeatedly argued that, as cock-crazed nymphomaniacs who can never get enough, they weren't receiving the deep-dicking they needed. "Give it to me! Oh, God, give it to me harder," said PSFBFH spokeswoman Christy Canyon, bent over the press-conference podium. "I fucking need it so bad." Canyon's sentiments echoed those of many PSFBFH members, who are such nasty sluts that moderately hard fucking is not enough to satisfy their constant craving for hot fuck action. As living embodiments of unrealistic male fantasies, porn stars, experts say, possess extraordinarily high libidos that cannot be satisfied by anything less than full-throttle, no-holes-barred banging. For these women, being such fantasy objects comes at a price: the near-impossibility of attaining the level of full-on pussy pounding they desire, even when lustily worked over by one or more trained professionals. "The sexual frustration of many porn stars," said noted porn expert Bob Guccione Sr., "is further complicated by the fact that their desires often go beyond traditional vaginally penetrative sex to include a heartfelt need to be repeatedly pounded in the ass, as well." Tiffany Mynx, PSFBFH co-chair and America's Anal Princess, agreed. "Oooh, baby," read Mynx's testimony before Congress during recent hearings on substandard fucking within the U.S. porn industry. "I want you to slide that big, hungry dick of yours all the way up my tight asshole right now." According to congressional sources, meeting the porn stars' demands will not be easy. "Quite simply, no man alive could give it to these wet, horny bitches in the manner they require," said Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott (R-MS). "They represent a fictional, media-created standard of sexual appetite that nobody, male or female, can possibly satiate." Despite such skepticism on Capitol Hill, the porn stars remain fully committed to their cause. "Fuck me!" said porn star Asia Carrera during a recent demonstration in downtown Washington. "Goddamn it, I said fuck me harder!"  [Link] |
Magnet12 Member
488 Posts 1/01
| Posted - May 10 2001 : 3:18PM
God Damnnnn. Please fuck me hard too! I can't buy at all that Jenna Jameson was Co-chairman for this campaign. Magnet12Edited by - Magnet12 on May 10 2001  [Link] |
spesedy Member
Germany 238 Posts 8/00
| Posted - May 10 2001 : 4:30PM
Hi Dumblonde,you've got mail ;) Just sent you the webpage, so you can take a look at the whole thing incl. a pic of Jenna talking :-D
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dumblonde Senior Member
2352 Posts 7/00
| Posted - May 10 2001 : 10:17PM
Thanks Luna & Spesedy, and Dallas. Is this for real? LOL!!! [Link] |
Electric2k Member
State of Confusion 13 Posts 7/00
| Posted - May 19 2001 : 11:45PM
No. The Onion is a very funny parody news site, written in the style of AP news. [Link] |
dogzcatcher  All-Star Member
Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round! 1551 Posts 5/09
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