Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Jul 25 2010 : 2:17AM
Classic dream last night. Playing pool with Jesse Jane, Angelina Armani and some other girls and guys. The girls were using us guys' cocks as pool cues. Some interesting positions ensued on the table to implement such actions. Apart from a quick stroke each turn, no sex ensued.
A few nights ago I was in some weird blown out building like you'd see in war, playing Poker with Olivia O'lovely and two other dudes. It was odd. ----Dread----
I had a Gauge dream last night, though it was fleeting. She was in the nude a few feet away and I was semi-occupied tweeting or something such, which is odd because I've sent out maybe four tweets in my life.
I just had this dream last night, kind of unusual, I dreamt I was watching television and commercials were on, I saw Steve Holmes in some kind of febreeze/air freshener ad where he was just kinda loafing around on a couch for some reason, and the very next commercial was some make-up commercial with Sophie Dee, I thought the 2nd one was nice, the first was a little bizarre, lol
I've had two dreams where I was dating Amy Reid and she always looked smoking hot but I could never explain to mom and dad what she did and no sex ever happened.
OK so I'm bumping this because i just had the craziest dream where Julia Ann was some black ops agent like La Femme Nikita. It was hot and awesome. ----Dread----
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Oct 31 2010 : 6:56AM
I was feeling a bit ill last night/today and slept for about 18 feverish hours. I had an extremely long dream set in a post-apocalyptic world. Courtney Cummz was the leader of some bizarre cult of nomads. No sex, but I did spend some time playing with the feet of another girl.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Nov 6 2010 : 12:27AM
Well, I finally hit the jackpot. Last night I dreamed that I was performing in a football themed porn movie. The first scene we shot was a b/g/g/g with me, Jenna Haze, Bree Olson and Tori Black in the middle of a football field with a packed stadium cheering us on. The scene ended with a Peter North-style facial for the three girls. The next day (in my dream a whole week passed by), I was in a locker scene b/g scene with Kayden Kross. A few days later I had a b/g scene with Sasha Grey. The ultimate kicker was that each day after filming I went home with my 'girlfriend' - Holly Madison! I have never had so much sex in one dream in my life. BEST DREAM EVER! It is funny, because I have always had extremely vivid dreams. In the past month or so they have been getting even more vivid - in fact, disturbingly so. I have endured stabbings, shootings and falling from great heights in the past month, and on each occasion I have woken up in actual physical pain from these dream encounters. So last night's dream was very sweet indeed. Needless to say, I woke up exhausted!
Had a dream about Olivia O'lovely shaking her booty in my face for no other reason because she could. Had on this awesome outfit too. Then it switched and a group of like 10 people were out for dinner, her included. Another in the line of weird non sex pornstar dreams.... ----Dread----
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Nov 20 2010 : 2:12AM
Last night I dreamt that I was having sex with Kayden Kross on a large bed. Some guy walks in and says: "You are boring. Get out of here!" So I left. I get no respect - even in my dreams.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Nov 21 2010 : 4:23AM
Carl Jung would have had a fucking field day with me. I have the most vivid, intricate, dreams every night. And for the past few years there has probably not been a night when I haven't suddenly woken up because I dreamed (or sensed) that someone (often many people) was in my bedroom watching me.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Nov 22 2010 : 5:07AM
Another long, meandering, dream that took up about five weeks in "dreamtime". Attending a series of conventions and industry dos and running into Phoenix Marie and Jenna Haze. No sex ensued.
I only dreamed Wiska. And too funny that I was double anally fucking her with an unknown guy. At last I came in her mouth... I don't know why I dreamed her despite I am not a great fan of her like some others.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Dec 26 2010 : 11:42AM
Haha, AEE must be right around the corner. Two absolute corker dreams. On Christmas morning I dreamt that I was at a party at a work colleague's house and everyone was hooking up and going into different rooms. I hooked up with Andy San Dimas and we were going at it in some kid's bedroom. The house owner's husband and kids come home early and Andy and I scramble to get dressed but get sprung in the kid's room. I explain we were just smoking weed; which everyone seems to accept, even though I am standing there with no pants on. On Boxing Day morning I dreamt that I was at a porn convention and asked Katsuni and Kayden Kross what their next DP movie is about. They then proceed to re-enact the movie with me. Good times ...
Woke up from my Saturday afternoon nap and Jamie Janes, but no sex to it. She was at the Mall and waved at me and said,"That is so cool." The dream was about this newfound ability I had, that I could skate like fucking Hans Brinker with my worn out Crocs on. I mean fly like the wind skating on these Crocs down the street, in the Mall, wherever. Then I came to this realy steep dropoff, lost it and was tumbling out of control and woke up. You asked, so there it is.
Not gonna lie. Asa Akira and Kristina Rose have invaded my dreams. Avy Scott as well. Those are the only ones I can think of in recent memory. I don't even know why Kristina was in one. I rarely interact with her. It very rarely happens though. *****The Dr. of Nasty*****
Kristina Rose was in my dreams last night. There was sex I think, but I can't really remember. Me and Stoya hung out on my neighbor's driveway in a dream last week. I signed a release form or something because I was going to get to shoot her. We hung out and had a killer time and then had awesome sex. Best dream in a loooong time. Sure beats the reoccurring 'Overflowing Toilet Dream' I have a lot. Eek.
Without having to dig through Sasha Grey's thread to see it, I'll recall my dream of her, me, and Skronker. We were hanging out in a nice apartment or something and she wanted some coffee. In the dream she liked her coffee creamer (liquid) heated up before it was put in the coffee. Skronker was just kinda hanging out while I microwaved some Irish Creme Coffeemate creamer for her. I told her about it on here years ago and she laughed and said she didn't like her creamer heated up...or something like that. It was a while back and i forgets.
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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!" 2145 Posts 5/10
Posted - Jan 19 2011 : 10:51PM
I was having a dream the other night that I was in bed with Hayden Winters and she wanted me to break her anal cherry. Just about the time I was about to sticks it in her butt, my wife nudged me a told me to quit snoring!
I'm such a digger and dug it up. I had a dream the other night that Tricia was sitting next to me at a table and I turned to ask her something. I've been meaning to email her with an idea anyhow.
Damn. You're pretty good at digging. haha. Hard to believe that was 2+ years ago. It was cool that Sasha responded too. I miss Sasha being here on ADT.
Oh I'm such a digger. And I agree on Sasha. Stoya though. She's still popping on! I love the beard photoshops on her thread the other week. I just saw them this morning. Very cool. I might hopefully dream about a star tonight. I vaguely remember something else recently but I just can't bring it to the surface.
I had a strange and bad dream last night. I dreamed that I was a professinal basketball player. During a practice, I made a comment or remark which offended Kobe Bryant. Apparently I played for the Lakers. Anyway, after this remark, I was in trouble and was informed that I would be benched until I could be traded. It was a bad day. To console myself, I decided to pick up an NBA-groupie. In the lobby of my hotel, I found Carmella Bing (which is weird because I have only watched one of her scenes.) I thought she would do nicely, and so we headed to my hotel room. The clothes come off and we are making out on the bed. How could this be a bad dream? Well... I try to play with her boobs for a while and she says I am pinching her. A little while later, she says 'God, this is boring.' I decide that I'd better end the foreplay and get to the main course. I am about to put my weenie inside her, but then realize that I'm not wearing a condom. She acts irritated and startled that I would forget. So, I reach for a condom off the bedside table, and after putting it on, I notice that it's way to big and it falls off. I grab another one. This one has a lot of special lubricant in it. But it is a very thin and runny liquid, and it all spills out when I try to put it on and makes a mess. Carmella is getting more annoyed and impatient with each of these miscues. I finally put on a condom which fits, and I get in position. But, before penetrating her, I ejaculate in the condom. Not a good dream, eh?
I dreamed that Tanya Tate walked into my home office while I was happily wanking to one of her videos, causing me to go into cardiac arrest. But I woke up from the dream before she had a chance to give me CPR.
I dreamt about Alexis Texas last night, which was odd cause a) I have not watched any of her scenes recently and b) i dont dream about pornstars that often. Needless to say Im in the mood to watch Alexis today
And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09
Posted - Mar 9 2011 : 8:11PM
Last night I dreamt that Isis Love was my girlfriend. Subconscious was cheating on my real-life girlfriend, but I did find it quite thrilling. No sex was involved though... Lexi Belle and Rebeca Linares also featured somewhere in the dream (along with another performer girl - I think... can't remember). Again, no sex. Odd. I haven't dreamt about porn stars for aaages, then like buses, 3-4 come along at once.
It's very strange, but I don't think I've ever actually had a dream about one. I used to daydream like 20-25 years about a few years ago, but even that stopped. I did just have a recent hot, but very brief dream about Beyonce recently, which surprised the hell out of me. Especially after the alarm clock work me up just when it was getting good.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Apr 17 2011 : 5:32AM
Been a while, but last night had a scorcher about Phoenix Marie and Julia Ann. No actual sex, but some lap dancing and deep French kissing in the context of a long complex story involving international espionage and super heroes. I slept/dreamed for nearly 15 hours straight. But that was after a three day bender:)