I need porn companies to stop giving pornos names like Cumfilled Asshole Overload or Cumshitters or Cunfart Cocktails. While I enjoy these titles they are not girlfriend friendly. My girlfriend probably won't watch the porn but if it has a title like Cumfart Cocktails it may freak her out. I alredy had one incident which is why anything really dirty I have to download off the internet and then change the title of or shorten the title.
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Posted - Jul 13 2005 : 8:47AM
Haze, at the risk of stating the obvious, if your girlfriend is scared by the titles I can guarantee she'll mortified by the content.
Why is Vivid considered so girlfriend-friendly? Is it that women like boring, mechanical, by-the-numbers sex? Do they crave annoying music? Do they enjoy lazy, routine camera work? Are they especially turned on by slipshod, heat-killing editing?
Or maybe starting off the porn-watching by having to fast-forward through phone sex ads adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the evening's entertainment.
I keep hearing that Vivid's improving, but I haven't seen it. I still see a lot of contempt for the viewer.
You should let her pick out a porno to see what type of stuff she is in to..work her in to the the more twisted stuff slowly, that way shes not freaked out.
Hi Kinzie! I'm a big fan, just wanted to let you know I love ya!
And I agree, communication is the key. Ask her what she would like and be supportive and understanding, she will definitely appreciate your patience and you'll get your just rewards eventually.
Its really not that big of a deal watching porn with your girlfriend...my girlfriends into it but we never watch it together...we would rather just cut to the chase.
Agreed, I don't think it's necessary to watch with your G/F or wife. If they're okay with it overall, then why the need to share it? Just enjoy it as your own hobby!
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Posted - Jul 13 2005 : 6:27PM
Listen carefully, grasshopper, so that you may learn. There is a whole world of porn that the two of you can enjoy in the comfort of your own home and if your g/f isn't repulsed by sexual pleasure then here's what you do. Buy or rent lots of Japanese porn. Japanese porn is very vanilla by western standards. Anal, although not unheard of, is rare. There is lots of toy play and foreplay. The Japanese do love their toys. Sometimes it will go on for a half-hour. Most of the time it's one man/one woman so multiple partners isn't common either. There isn't lots of facial cumshots, more of a pull out and spray on her belly or pussy. Some Japanese porn even has the crotch area of the participants pixeled out. It's just one step above cable porn. It's simple and straight forward. Besides, most Japanese men are, well, smaller down there than what you might see from the major leaguers like Mandingo, Diesel, or Lexington Steele. Your woman will appreciate the fact that you are larger than the ones she sees on screen. Pretty clever wouldn't you say?
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Posted - Jul 13 2005 : 9:23PM
Because girlfriends like the thought that other girls need implants to be considered sexy?Bukkake? Um... that's the capital of Japan. (If you want to see a pun in there, here's a tissue.)
You just spent three seconds of your life to read this. You wanna fuck me
I was in a sporting goods store the other day, (internally) laughing my ass off as a guy was trying to get his girlfriend to buy a gun. She was mortified and hated the idea. Yet he and the inept (to selling to any women) were badgering her and pointing out guns that were right for 'her' (ones he thought were cool. Totally wrong for beginners).
You don't push people and you don't get the more extreme stuff for somebody who is reluctant or has a negative viewpoint. I think, honestly, I would start with TonyC's (Comstock) stuff and go from there. Of course, now that women can start admitting they like sex, more women are comfortable exploring. Or admitting they like porn.
The meal may good and tasty but if it's called "Rolled up balls of cold dried snot stuffed with mucus producing slugs served on a bed of slimy hair freshly pulled from the shower drain and finished with a dribble of cat's piss jus" it's not going to make my mouth water, truly it won't. But then again the meal may taste as repellent as it sounds.
Somebody mentioned the top 100 best selling films at adultdvdempire -- the titles sound pretty unsnotlike.
The title of a porn flick is supposed to appeal to the basic, animal instincts of the male viewers, ot is it not? Therefore we have these titles that you would not normally put on your table in the living room when your mom is visiting. However, they describe the contents pretty well and are often funny.
My wife likes pron and she could not care less about the titles. If the sex is good that's all she needs. So if your girl has problems with the title she will have problems with the content and then you should better not share this flick with her.
I think the titles to a lot of porn flicks are just fucking hilarious to a bunch of 'executives' at certain porn companies who never got beyond Animal House. That, and the cocaine...
I suspect that, depite Vivid's faults, you're unlikely to find too much double-anal, rough sex, choking, spitting, slapping, double-vaginal, F>M strap-on-action, trannies, ass-to-mouth, foot-on-head action and so forth in their films unannounced.
I hear that apparently some chicks aren't into that, strange as it may seem..
it's a "safe" porn thing, nothing too out-of-the-ordinary besides, say, the obligatory lesbian scene, but that's ok since as we all know, all women are secretly (or not so secretly) bisexual.
But the sex scenes are so damn boring and the phone sex ads and other filler crap are so annoying . I find that boredom and annoyance aren't very conducive to getting turned on, let alone actually getting off!
My remote control has magical buttons that make boring crap go past faster. And, to me at least, scanning past inoffensive but boring stuff is less of a turn-off then scanning past Mark Davis deciding to suddenly choke some poor girl midway through a scene I might have been watching and perhaps even enjoying.
I'm not suggesting that Vivid's product is the ideal for couples porn or for women, because it isn't. I'm offering reasoning as to why people suggest it as "safe" content.
I've seen plenty of Japanese porn where girls are damned near drowning in cum. Practically SUBMERGED in it. Cum and piss. And I didn't have to go looking too far for it.
I get that you may be referencing couples type porn settings and one on one encounters, but even with that, sometimes some strange things show up in Japanese porn. I was watching a straightforward Japanese sex vid once, with this teacher and schoolgirl scenario. The teacher guy fucks her, then pulls out and nuts all over the girl's face. No big deal. All of a sudden, this door swings open and in comes a busload of naked guys who proceed to cum all over this girl while she was sprawled on the teacher's desk.
Went straight from soft focus Vivid to full-on bukkake in the blink of an eye without so much as a warning.
I don't believe in hiding, I think it's better if your girlfriend knows what you're watching, and WHY. She doesn't have to like it, but she could at least try to accept it... I mean.. would you freak out if she was watching hardcore gay porn?
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Posted - Jul 15 2005 : 3:32PM
Some of the nastiest bondage footage found anywhere is Japanese. They can take it to the extreme. The bukkake movies they make let you know that's what you're going to get. Most mainstream Japanese porn is just regular sex with lots of foreplay and even some toyplay. They don't choke or spit and many of the Japanese ladies just let the guy have his way with her. You're more likely to see a man cum in a Japanese ladies pussy and watch in ooze out than in anything the western porn producers film. For the most part it's one on one and more like filmed lovemaking than the gaping, choking, spitting, anal rammings, double penetrations, and facial frostings the Americans or Europeans like to make and watch. Most Japanese porn is more couple-friendly. Not all certainly but most of it is. Besides, Japanese men have small tools and his lady might appreciate his larger pecker than if she sees Mandingo and his foot long hotdog.
I have a tough time seeing many women liking the titles or enjoying the kind of films you mentioned. Is it strictly the names your worried about or the content too? You can pretty much find anything your looking for in porn if you're willing to take extra time looking for it. I know companies like Elegant Angel used to or still do make truly nasty/dirty films with somewhat friendlier titles.
Why not let her pick? Sure if may not be a nasty or filthy as you'd prefer, but at least she'd be watching with you.
I bet Burn Ward Suck Off would not make a girlfriend feel comfortable. I saw the movie advertised in the back of a porn mag I found in the trash out back.
Actually, I keep a copy of something that you can't find very easily, around under the couch for those really "special" moments when she comes over, and I make the chai with lemon and honey and soy milk, and I rub her feet with saffron oil I buy for $46 an oz. at the Lotus Shop. Once we are all mellow and the "Suave Incubus" incense has her in a tizzy, I bust out my secret LOVE weapon.
...at which time she none too gently places one of her recently softened tooties in the vicinity of your goulies whist brandishing the burning torch of the "Suave Incubus" incense stick threatening to have your eyes out if you don't launch Skin Graft Gang Bang into outer space pronto.You relent and promise to make it up to her in unspecified sex slave-like ways. Makes for an intriguing evening's entertainment.
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Posted - Jul 13 2005 : 8:42AM
