Nah, the facial and the jerk to completion are just stupid. And if you're so bad at making porn that the guy has to jerk himself to completion during a hand-job, then you should just pack it in and go find another job.
Suburbia stop pushing, i know what im doing. 204 Posts 8/10
Posted - Feb 27 2011 : 3:50PM
Me and my gf have great sex just like porn. we have done anal, facials, tit fucking, milk enemas/ball play ala jay Sin, anal creampie, big toys, spit play, just about everything and anything cuz we dig it. We are one in a million match sexually and otherwise. We been together seven years. Her pussy is bald and she dresses up like a porn slut when we fuck, so for me porn and sex have melded into one big party.
Okay, way off topic, but to follow up on the above comment. A few years back I had the wonderful opportunity to view a lot of marvelous ceramics from the Moche civilization, which existed in northern Peru up until around 700 AD (IIRC). Much of Pre-Columbian art had a corporate style that allowed for very little individuality, but the Moche were highly personal and expressive in their images: instead of head after figure's head all looking pretty much the same, as was so common elsewhere in the region, faces and bodies in Moche art were very recognizably individuals, and were shown not in stiff, stylized poses but going about everyday activities. Including sex. Lots and lots of sex. I mean, there is tons of this pottery with very graphic sex portrayed on it. People fucking, giving head, anal -- especially anal, which clearly had major significance to them (you can find some fascinating papers online investigating this issue), etc. All the wonderful variety of human sexuality was there. Just goes to show, there's nothing new under the sun.