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| threadman80 Member 130 Posts 10/07 |  Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 12:42PMFrom visits to stores, online forums, and watching porn I've learned: The most unpopular female seems to be Audrey Hollander for some reason. The most unpopular male seems to be Lee Stone. However, both stars videos sell and rent well. Guys with big dicks seem fare better than guys with super dicks. Ramon seems to be the exception. According to the manager at my local video chain- transvestite porn not only rents very well, it sells off the charts. European porn doesn't do so hot, despite often times having outstanding quality. A surprsingly number of white men purchase all black cast dvd's. And women are starting to rent more porn as it becomes mainstream. Actresses can make close to a quarter of a million dollars a year. Almost all of these do so by feature dancing, and use their movie performances to brand themselves. People rip on bbw's. Yet the dvd's rent at an astonishingly high rate. Porn has always be genre driven. Shaving was a big deal in the 80's when I began watching. Followed by european, IR, anal, barely legal, gangbang, gonzo. We are now in the milf/cougar phase. It sells so well, producers are classifying women in their early 20's as milfs. And of course the availability of online porn is killing the rental business. The aforementioned manager also told me business is down 40%. What have you learned? [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 12:59PM [Link] |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 1:02PM [Link] |
| Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 1:02PM Girls respond positively to guys they haven't met coming up to them with a camera and, after a few minutes of small talk, asking them if they'd like to have sex. Most women considered MILFs have add-ons. With so many women begging for guys to cum on their faces, and so many guys obliging, it's amazing that the species has been preserved as long as it has. More people have sex in a garage or on the kitchen floor than in a bed. The number of attractive women who will have permanent, commercially available records of them doing all sorts of things with all sorts of people is just amazing. You would think that the number of women who would do the same -- or, hell, tamer -- things behind closed doors with a much lower degree of visibility and a much higher degree of deniability (i.e. escorting) would be at least as great. My experience over 15 years belie that notion. The most common method for a male to achieve orgasm is by jacking off on the face of a woman who looks like a young bird awaiting food from its mother. Seven words you'll never hear in porn: "Fuck me with that big white cock." [Link] |
| melt Pornstar Diplomat The pride of Manchester 3763 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 1:54PM ^ All I can add is  [Link] |
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killbillvol69  All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 3:23PM 2.There is not a woman on the planet who doesn't want - nay, need - to be choked during sex. 3.Some directors shoot one girl for the close-up of the pussy getting fucked, and another girl for the close-up of the 'ooh it's so good' face shots. Well, I have to assume they do, as those are the only two angles you see, and the camera never pans from one to the other. There must be a reason. 4.If you're a white girl, then having vanilla sex with a black dude is far less desirable than getting pounded double anal by thirty straight white guys, all of whom slap the shit out of you, pinch your nostrils closed while you're deep-throating them, cum in your ass and choke you unconscious. 5.Once no one will hire you any more to get pounded double anal by thirty straight white guys, all of whom slap the shit out of you, pinch your nostrils closed while you're deep-throating them, cum in your ass and choke you unconscious... you'll have vanilla sex with a black dude. 6.Eighteen year old girls dress and act like seven-year-olds. 7.Couches are the ultimate aphrodisiac. 8.People on porn forums don't understand the words "please obey the image policy". ;) [Link] |
| Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 4:35PM 2. A woman's lower intestines are coated in candy flavored, um... stuff. 3. During sex, the female should provide more commentary than a sportscaster at a basketball game. 4. There is no subject so well documented that twenty more films can't be made about it. 5. There was once a species known as homo hairy-butt. [Link] |
| veronica moser Member NYC 208 Posts 9/06 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 5:05PM 1. every woman will have sex with another woman, and there are no evident complications when good female friends have sex with each other, in a three way with the boyfriend of one, or with a bunch of dudes. 2. there is a substance extant known colloquially as "ass juice." 3. this substance will be voraciously slurped up by one of the aforesaid women very shortly after the aforesaid male removes his "ass juice" covered penis from the prone woman's rectum. 4. women will insist upon drooling the male's recently produced sputum in their friends mouths. 5. women believe the taste of another woman's rectum is akin to sweets: i.e. "ass tastes like a peach"—L. Phoenix; "like candy"—A. Evans on a less snide note… 6. porno companies produce parodies of film and TV properties long after doing so would be judged too late in the larger culture: i.e. Seinfeld, Punk'd, Brady Bunch. Shouldn't they be on to the Hills or Gossip Girl or John and Kate + 8? 7. porno gals can't just wear good-looking street wear —shorts, tank-tops, tees, t-shirts— as much as they must wear, ahem, "slut-wear." [Link] |
| Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 5:32PM [Link] |
| Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 5:37PM Fucking half the male population of California one at a time with no cameras present and being paid for it is a bad thing. [Link] |
| Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 5:51PM It is not uncommon for women to have sex while wearing shoes; usually it's stripper platforms, tennis shoes, or thigh-high latex boots. Edited by - Pete Zaface on 6/23/2009 5:52:14 PM [Link] |
| jettyman Member No matter what size the tits are....play with them.... 732 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 6:49PM Girls from planet porn never have a headache and always, yes always give blowjobs. [Link] |
| ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 7:02PM [Link] |
| threadman80 Member 130 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Jun 24 2009 : 11:53AM These comments crack me up, 18 year olds have lollipops and pigtails- funny stuff. As for going up to a woman in a store, I was just thinking of that at the grocery last night. A very attractive woman in a short skirt was bent over, to pick up some potato chips. I thought, if this was a porno, I'd just go up to her and fuck her in my car. The few times a moment like that has actually happened in my life, I've thought, *this is some porno shit*. Of course the girls looked much closer to Ava Divine, than Audrey Britoni or Aira Giovvani. [Link] |
| realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Jun 24 2009 : 1:07PM I'm liking this thread though. Some things I've learned from porn are: 1. Guys who shave their body hair are no longer at risk of ridicule and asswhippings from other guys. In fact, every guy does it now. 2. There is no such thing as a missionary position. 3. Having a girl suck you off to climax must not feel as good as jerking yourelf off into her mouth. 4. The standard time frame for sex is 15-20 minutes. 5. No matter how many times you slap a girl during a blowjob, or ram your dick repeatedly down her throat, she will still never bite your dick off. 6. "Squirting" has disproved biological science by showing that males are not the only ones capable of ejaculation. 7. Any white girl who fucks a black guy will get killed if her father finds out. 8. If a woman acts like she's being raped on film, then some people will complain that she must be really getting raped. 9. Contrary to popular belief, it is women who are always horny, are always the initiators of sex, and who always have to convince men to have sex, never vice-versa. 10. While most sex in real-life occurs at night, porn sex only happens during the day. [Link] |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jun 24 2009 : 1:46PM [Link] |
| Gunzo Senior Member 1377 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Jun 24 2009 : 2:40PM [Link] |
| Unferth Member 277 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Jun 24 2009 : 3:09PM 1) the ok for sex 2) ok to go bareback 3) a specific admonishment against cumming inside of her Then you cum inside of her anyway, the only thing that will happen is she will give the "pouty" face then sit in a squatting position while digging the cum strings out of her pussy with her 3" french manicured fingernails. An "i'm sorry", will usually suffice. Edited by - unferth on 6/24/2009 3:15:11 PM [Link] |
| Dread Senior Member Latex and boobs 5085 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Jun 24 2009 : 3:45PM [Link] |
| Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Jun 24 2009 : 11:49PM -Plumbers and maintenance workers never finish the job they get hired for. -The only tool said workman come around with specifically, is their penis. -Unattractive men can very easily fornicate with attractive women with little or no seduction needed. -The best way for a man to receive a blowjob is upright, chest out and one hand on the hip. -With an exercise workout, feigning injury leads to sex. -"Let me taste my ass!" is a popular saying, amongst cool people. -Girls like very large, foreign instruments placed inside their rectums. -All lesbians are attractive. [Link] |
| fu_q All-Star Member Marv Montag (@PornOfYore) 2506 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jun 25 2009 : 11:31AM What I've learned is that: -porn stars are always clean and never need to shower, as they can have spontaneous sexual encounters anywhere and feel "minty fresh" -women who call computer and / or t.v. repairmen generally do so b/c they have forgotten to plug the computer and / or t.v. in (or turn it on) -having a penis does not necessarily mean that you are a man -having a vagina does not necessarily mean that you are a woman (Buck Angel, for instance) -some people on Videobox do give Audrey Hollander and Lee Stone a bad time -as long as there's a chick present, it's cool (in a straight way) to "rub chubs" with another dude -the term "inter-racial" is very narrowly defined to designate only sex between a black male and a white female -old, balding dudes really can score an 18 year old -- with ease -all inanimate objects have been designed for sexual purposes, with their nominal / purported uses simply being a cover
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| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jun 25 2009 : 3:21PM [Link] |
| fu_q All-Star Member Marv Montag (@PornOfYore) 2506 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jun 25 2009 : 4:03PM -porn stars need to be careful with the political statements that their bushes are making -there are no germs in the asses of hot chicks -women are afraid of showers, as they often take them in pairs [Link] |
| celiswhite Member "your brother was in here whinging cause your dad was a mong" 373 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Jun 25 2009 : 8:41PM -no matter how filthy the public toilet is ANY girl when presented with one or more cocks through holes with ATLEAST suck them off if not hike up the skirt and take them in the pussy/ass -asian men (with the exception of naitive japanese) do not have sex EVER [Link] |
| wraithlead Member 264 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 12:27AM 2 - the best response to seeing a hot woman is to stare at her silently until she either A) gets tired of it and has sex with you to make you stop, or B) doesn't notice but still has sex with you. 3 - the best way for a guy to get laid is to wait for your friend to leave then go to his house, pretend you're looking for him, and ask to wait for him inside. on the couch. then repeat no. 2 above. 4 - No. 3 also works with friends' sisters and girlfriend/wife's friends. 5 - having sex with everyone you know because you're lazy, bad at your job or failing school is should always be the first option. 6 - regardless of your gender, having an affair NEVER results in divorce. It does, however, result in your partner screwing your best friend right in front of you. 7 - never, EVER, cock block, walk out, or hit your friend when your partner tells you she's going to screw your friend. Sitting there with a cheesy angry look is the only acceptable response. 8 - all women are bi. 9 - spilling things on people always leads to sex. 10 - all teachers are hot. 11 - showing a girl your cock always leads to sex, so stay hard since you never know when you're gonna need it. [Link] |
| dexington steele Member 816 Posts 12/07 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 2:04AM 2. Policewomen take a real "hardcore" approach to the criminal element [Link] |
| juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 7:19AM Best jobs ever according to porn. [Link] |
| realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 12:32PM 1. Contrary to popular belief, anal sex is not at all painful. In fact, women love it so much they beg for it. 2. Like the metric system and football, American blowjob positions differ from European blowjob positions. Whereas American chicks kneel when giving a BJ, Euro chicks squat. 3. A woman who has sex with young adult men is a MILF or a cougar. But a man who has sex with young adult women is a creep or a pedophile. 4. It is impossible for a black guy to have sex without constantly reminding his partner that he is indeed black, lest she ever forgets that fact. 5. When getting a blowjob, it is always necessary for the guy to be completely undressed. 6. If a guy coerces or blackmails a girl into having sex with him, her resistance will disappear after about 30 seconds, at which point she will forget that she didn't want it, and begin to love and enjoy it. 7. Women are completely unaware of the male anatomy, as they are apparently always shocked to see that men have something called a penis when he unzips his pants. 8. If you have a pussy, you never have to worry about paying bills with money. 9. No man in America has a foreskin. 10. Men have absolutely no problem licking pussy, ass, and feet, but are apparently all allergic to going anywhere near a woman's breasts. [Link] |
| Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 12:38PM [Link] |
| fu_q All-Star Member Marv Montag (@PornOfYore) 2506 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 1:14PM [Link] |
| Gunzo Senior Member 1377 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 2:15PM [Link] |
| Killergram Senior Member Anjali Kara - THE LADY BOSS/OWNER OF KILLERGRAM. 3343 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 2:56PM - Top marks for this thread. xxx www.killergram.com - BRAND NEW PIC'S POSTED! [Link] |
| GFFMegan Member 37 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 6:07PM Maybe i should do a top 10 things i learned from porn ... Hmmmmm .... What would my #1 be? 1. Make Up Sponges are NOT just used for Make up! [Link] |
| Piotr Nikolaievitch Member 6 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 9:52PM I've learned that when porn stars date amateur guys(i.e Can He Score),regardless of how bad the date is, he still gets laid. I've learned that every single guy in the world cheats. I've also learned that when a girl does ATM, it never tastes funky. [Link] |
| redhead Member Not so redhead these days... 718 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 11:33PM Assholes are not brown. They are pink and hair free. Always. [Link] |
| wraithlead Member 264 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Jun 27 2009 : 12:07AM [Link] |
| solidsnake Member Dying To Live 266 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Jun 27 2009 : 2:31AM 2.) Porno Mags from the book store have a 'new car' smell of there own. 3.) You can be a guy who looks like shit and pick up a hot babe. Wait thats real life. 4.) Hustler is the best source for politics. 5.) Pay porn sites are usually like comp films from the 90's. The exterior rocks. What's inside sucks! 6.) Women only wear thongs and g's. 7.) Pile driver position is comfortable as hell. As well as fuckin on the stairs with a step in your back. 8.) All women secretly have sex with each other. I knew it! 9.) It's super easy to walk in on a women masturbating. 10.) Women want to have sex all the time. 11.) It is cool as hell to be a pervert. Women love it I tell ya. Edited by - solidsnake on 6/27/2009 2:34:02 AM [Link] |
| UnkwnUsr2 Member 443 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Jun 27 2009 : 1:48PM Edited by - unkwnusr2 on 6/27/2009 1:50:41 PM [Link] |
| TedtheBellhop Member 767 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Jul 1 2009 : 10:44AM - Breasts come in two sizes, A and DD+. Take your pick. - Pubic hair comes in two varieties, shaved and good luck finding it in there. - Sexuality exists in two forms: bisexual women and heterosexual men. Nothing else ever exists. - Women come in two ages, teen or milf/cougar. [Link] |
| The Ghost of Cal Jammer Senior Member 2207 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Jul 6 2009 : 2:18PM The girls and women in porn are the hottest, sexiest, coolest, most beautfiul women in the world. No one else comes close. I would marry a pornstar. I would be one of those guys. I would let her make have sex with other people, as long as I could come home from work at the end of the day and hang out with her and eat her pussy and cuddle. I dated a dyed-in-the-wool slut for almost ten years. She fucked bodybuilders and bikers and I didn't care because she was so fucking hot that I just considered myself lucky to be around her. [Link] |
| dxhound2003 Member 32 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jul 6 2009 : 3:31PM [Link] |
| wraithlead Member 264 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Jul 6 2009 : 4:06PM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jul 6 2009 : 5:16PM So that by the time the guy says "suck my dick," she's already been sucking his dick for like 5 seconds. So what you get is people constantly telling each other to do things they're already doing, which reminds me of my last boss. [Link] |
| the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Jul 7 2009 : 3:35AM 2. A woman's vagina and anus both contain some kind of natural sand repellant. Go ahead and fuck all day on the beach she won't be the least bit uncomfortable. 3. All nurses uniforms are made out of rubber, vinyl, or latex. 4. Whenever you go to a bar and put your hands, elbows, or ass on a barstool, table, booth, or the bar itself you are putting your hands, elbows, or ass on a spot where someone has had sex on. This also applies to office desks at work. 5. Anytime a woman goes out in public without panties she can be reassured that at least she is wearing the shortest, tightest miniskirt in her entire wardrobe. There is also some kind of inverse proportionality mathematical equation involving this circumstance and her ability to keep from dropping her purse or car keys on the sidewalk. [Link] |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | Posted - Jul 7 2009 : 3:37PM [Link] |
| bsl69dp Member 54 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Jul 7 2009 : 9:56PM Maybe it's sad but somewhere along the line I began enjoying porn more for critiquing all the ridiculous stuff instead of the sex. [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 8 2009 : 12:20AM [Link] |
| Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jul 8 2009 : 9:42AM The liquids secreted by the vagina, on the other hand, are not sufficiently flavorful to the male palate, for you never hear a man say, "Your pussy tastes good." [Link] |
| jettyman Member No matter what size the tits are....play with them.... 732 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Jul 8 2009 : 5:49PM realtip wrote: 10. Men have absolutely no problem licking pussy, ass, and feet, but are apparently all allergic to going anywhere near a woman's breasts. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Good observation realtip, absolutely spot on, look but don't touch, even in breast themed movies. To me, something this important would have come in at number 3 or 4, but each to their own. Good thread!... [Link] |
| mindee Member If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun! 717 Posts 10/06 | Posted - Jul 8 2009 : 9:10PM [Link] |
| Johnothan Pedak Senior Member Catastrophe 1594 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Jul 8 2009 : 9:53PM [Link] |
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