Porno Pet Peeves

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SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 4:03PM In no particular order 1) Outdoor sex scenes. The lighting is just never right. 2) Lack of eye contact. Female performers who rarely make eye contact either with the camera or their partner. Women who close their eyes, especially during facials. 3) Overuse of close-ups. I enjoy & require close-ups as much as the next guy, but I feel that the majority of pornos over-use them. I always anticipate the fuller body-shots (of the girl). Close-ups of the girls face and all of her expressions are under-used. 4) Story lines. I think every guy is with me on this one. A little fantasy set-up is ok (like picking a girl up off the street and seducing her), but anything more involved than that is unecessary and gives that fast-forward button a workout. The only people to require more story or make for more couple-friendly viewing would be from the few women viewers of porn. 5) Camera tricks and lack of overall continuity. I really dislike when directors infuse "camera tricks/effects" into their flicks. I also dislike when some directors change shots/positions in the blink of an eye with little transition. I like to be able to follow the events that take place. It's very important to always showcase the first penetrating shots, whether that be oral, vaginal, or anal. Show the girl move from position to position, don't just clip to when she's already there. 6) Poor cum-shots/cum-shot duds. This is a huge pet peeve of mine. After sitting through an entire scene, I expect a climatic payoff. I love to see a sexy girl get totally blasted by a huge load, the kind of volume that the girl is stunned and blindsided by, so I am extremely dissapointed when all a guy can manage is a few spurts or drops. There are some male performer's who's penis's seem to be incapable of long-throwing ejaculations. A good two examples of some more popular performers are Vince Voyeur, and Erik Everhards chode. Watching a girl get boffed by either and you can usually expect a weak finish. 7) This brings me to my next pet peeve. I cannot stand scenes involving male performers with larger than average sized penis's. Why? Because they can't bottom out! Perfect example is Lexington Steele, who's tool is too long to fit anymore than halfway into most girl's hole's. Another good example is Erik Everhard, while not his length that is cumbersome it's his gerth. This guy's wide load needs too much play before it's able to be shoved inside a girl's lubed up holes. 8) While the majority of male performers have capable sized unit's, there's one noteable performer who does not. Ed Powers. This guy must have the smallest weiner in the business. I'd be surprised if the women he's with even feel it. Must be like a pin-prick. I like to see a girl get fucked! With a pencil dick that size, it's more just like a tease. 9) Scenes with more than one man. After many pornos viewed, I've decided that I'm not into scenes with more than one man bangin' away at the object of desire. Don't get me wrong, scenes with more than one man are good for drowning a girl's face in load after load of jizz, but in the midst of the action camera angles become very limited and shots of the girl in action become too obscured. Besides, who really wants to see dude's balls slappin' up against eachother's when they're DP'ing a girl? I'll pass, one-on-one is where it's at, or more specifically one man with one or more women. 10) Porno's where condoms are used. I know it's extremely important for performers to stay safe, that fact having been reinforced by the whole HIV outbreak, but truth of the matter is viewer's like myself demand alot from their porn, and I simply don't like it when condoms are used in porno, sorry, it's just lame. 11) I truly find 'violent' sex extremely distasteful. I know there are alot of twisted guys out there who are going to disagree with me on this unfortunately. I am not a fan of male performers who manhandle their women and direct degrading talk towards them. A few good examples would be choking, hard face-smacking, degrading talk directed towards female performers, and just an overall demeaning and dominating overtone. A few more well known offenders would be male performers of the likes of Max Hardcore (one sick fuck that doesn't deserve to breathe), Brandon Iron, and Nacho Vidal. I despise those mother fuckers. Vince Voyeur has been known to scare a few girls right out of the business, but on film he generally appears to keep that more on the down-low. Now listen, I understand that some amount of general pushing and cohersion is necessary to get sexy girls to do things that they normally wouldn't. Honestly, if we let women be the boss from the very start, there would never be things like deep throating, anal sex, or facial cum-shots (some of my favorite things) because they'd admonish the act after the first hint of discomfort. I simply tend to prefer directors/actors who worship, study & marvel women and their bodies all the while keeping the sex hardcore, because this way at least they leave room to believe that some of the women may actually be enjoying it. To know that both parties involved are enjoying the act makes things more of a turn on for me personally. With directors/actors who do nothing other than dominate and abuse their girls, the porno actresses's well-being is not even part of the equation. 12) Ass to mouth or "ATM". ATM seems to be all the rage these days, and while I wouldn't necessarily want to see a girl refuse to suck a cock after it's been in her ass, I don't see the value in making a girl suck a cock after it's been in her ass just for the sake of it alone. I find it rather distasteful and it doesn't do anything for me in and of itself. Besides that it just breaks up the continuity when a guys pulling his cock out and bringing it up to the girl to suck it every other minute. 13) Woman to man ass eating. While I'm sure this feels great in real life, it doesn't come across so well on-screen. Seeing a girls face buried in a guy's hairy asshole isn't exactly something I want to see. 14) Foot fetish scenes. Occasionally otherwise general porn tapes throw in something for the foot fetishist. I am not one of those people so it gives that fast-forward button a work out. I guess I don't mind it altogether, but what really urks me is when they waste an otherwise good cumshot on a girl jerking a guy off with her feet. To me that's just lame. Also, please, no more scenes where the man finish's into the girl's shoe! 15) Cleaning up between shots. This really bothers me. I am a big fan of hot sweaty nasty messy sex. If a girl starts to sweat profusely during a scene, I want to see her continue to sweat. Many times I've noticed during sweatier scenes a girl will be sweating up a storm then next shot all of the sudden she's wiped dry...I hate that! I also dislike it when in the midst of sloppy blow jobs, next take half of it's been cleaned up. After a cum-shot if going for a second round, leave it, don't clean it up! Continuing to fuck a girl after there's a huge load on her face or on her body is sexy as hell! That's something you rarely ever see in mainstream porno. The messier the better! Don't let the girls clean up until after filming is complete! 16) This is especially for the buttman (like myself). Directors who seem to avoid showcasing the true gerth of a womans ass by shooting nothing other than "bending" shots. To view the true gerth of a womans ass one must shoot her standing straight or laying straight. I find most tapes lacking these shots unfortunately. "Buttman" John Stagliano is notorious for filming women with great asses but failing to deliver the shots that true buttmen desire. Edited by - SexDriven75 on Aug 16 2004 Edited by - SexDriven75 on Aug 17 2004 [Link]
rrankin Member London, England 87 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 4:51PM Porno music [Link]
neondon Member 134 Posts 5/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 5:09PM And too short one and half hour videos. [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 5:43PM neondon wrote: And too short one and half hour videos. Click to expand Actually, I find all these new dvd's over 3 hours to be rather irritating. Good for purchase I suppose but a little too time consuming for just a rental. That and flick's over 2 hours are tough to dub to video tape haha. [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 5:54PM Female overactor's (fakers). Screamer's, everytime there's a scene with a screamer I have to turn the volume down because I'm afraid someone's going to hear it. [Link]

Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 6:03PM blowjobs [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 6:23PM Zoid wrote: blowjobs Click to expand I like blowjobs, but only when they're done right! Which is like 20% of the time, and that figure is being extremely generous. Most girls don't take a cock down far enough (I can't stand BJ's where girls work on nothing but the helmet), and most girls give BJ's which are far too dry. What's a good blowjob you ask? Deep, balls deep, no hands, making eye contact, extremely wet and sometimes sloppy/messy, uninhibited. [Link]
Bones Member 50 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 7:01PM Totally agree with #9 and #13!! One other one for me is the constant barrage of anal. I like a little bit of it, but I don't think it needs to be in every scene!! (slight exageration I know...but there is a TON of it!) [Link]
obsessed27 Member 43 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 7:06PM I couldn't agree with you more about 2, 3, 5, 10, 11, and 13. Re: scenes with multiple men and one girl. That's something I wouldn't do in my personal life, but I find it inexplicably arousing on video. I'd never do a DP, a DVP or a DAP, I'm just not interested in rubbing my dick with someone else's, but it can be hot to watch. Maybe because I don't focus on the dicks, but in the hot girl with two dicks in her. Some of my pet peeves: - When the performers don't plan about what they'll do and what they won't. It can be such a huge turn off. It sounds so simple, right? So why don't they do it? Two examples: a) when the guy goes for the kiss and the woman it's frozen or moves her head away from him. That's a turn off for me. Jeez, why can't they say "No kissing" before filming? b) when a guy tries to force a cream pie. I've only seen it once. The guy said "You want a creampie?" The girl said "I want in my mouth" And the guy kept saying "I'll give you a creampie." The girl kept saying "No, in my mouth." It was a good scene, but that completely ruined it for me. - Scenes where the girl has great tits, and the guy doesn't touch them at all, doesn't suck them, doesn't caress them. I mean, are you BLIND?? (it's another matter if the girl didn't want to). [Link]
neondon Member 134 Posts 5/04	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 7:10PM Try the Panasonic DVD Recorder DMR-E85 with a built-in hard drive and buy DVD-R blanks. Can record longer than VHS tapes. I can watch the beginning of a 4-hour Olympic show while it is still recording the current program. Best of all, I can FF across the commercials. Try it. You're like it. [Link]
Montreal Member 121 Posts 9/03	Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 10:10PM 1) facials where the guy pulls out of his partner, positions himself over her face, and jerks off. I much prefer a good creampie, or a last minute pull out and spurt on her tummy. 2) porn movie music -- leave the sound natural 3) the current fascination with anal -- I much prefer pussy 4) fake breasts and fingernails -- again, natural is almost always best [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 12:08AM Too many tattoos. It can be done tastefully, but apparently not in porn. Too many bad implants. Too many skanky looking guys. The prop doesn't need to detract from the scene. The threat of Ron Jeremy still being out there. He is potentially in any scene. Bad camera work - cameras unfocused, pointed the wrong way, close-ups to the point where it could be any woman, etc. Not enough use of a wider angle shot. Lack of use of the covergirl. Back in the day of the feature, the featured porn star was in two scenes. Of course, back then it was very predictable. Five scenes, one of which was anal, another a lesbo scene. Lack of use of veterans. The focus on new women does little for me if they don't look good, and they don't all look good. I'd rather see many scenes of a performer I'm into than dozens of just passable women. [Link]
JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 12:15AM Zoid wrote: blowjobs Click to expand I'd have to agree that the majority of BJ's given nowadays are pretty lame and way too long. If you're going to eat up 15 minutes of film - do it right! A great BJ, though, is almost always worth the price of rental. I especially love the ones where the woman has done such an extraordinary job eliciting cum from her partner that he doesn't have to resort to the 'ole "pull-out-and jerk." Scenes where the guy is taken by surprise and cums before he thought he would are super hot!!! "Corruptio optimi pessima..." [Link]
Mr_Magoo Member SoCal 48 Posts 4/04	Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 12:35AM ditto on the outdoor scenes, I have yet to see one that was shot in proper light. (((d))) [Link]
JohnBlaze Member 22 Posts 4/04	Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 11:38AM SexDriven75 wrote: Zoid wrote: blowjobs Click to expand I like blowjobs, but only when they're done right! Which is like 20% of the time, and that figure is being extremely generous. Most girls don't take a cock down far enough (I can't stand BJ's where girls work on nothing but the helmet), and most girls give BJ's which are far too dry. What's a good blowjob you ask? Deep, balls deep, no hands, making eye contact, extremely wet and sometimes sloppy/messy, uninhibited. Click to expand That's what I'm screaming. I like to see a girl who's into the cock. I like to see the girl voluntarily gag herself on a big cock because she's so fucking horny. [Link]

ExperimentalGuy Member UK 191 Posts 4/04	Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 4:27PM Zoid wrote: blowjobs Click to expand That was a joke, right? To say u don't like blowjobs, full stop is lame. I love the look of a girl sucking cock, getting it wet, deep throating etc. I hate a girl spitting on it or if gobs of spit are hanging off it - makes me feel sick. Don't play with it - fuckin' suck it! ___________________________________________________________ Keep jerking it like that darlin, and it might go off in your face. Edited by - experimentalguy on 8/17/2004 4:32:46 PM [Link]
Spew Deactivated User Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus! 334 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 4:35PM guys jacking off. hellloooooooo, theres a GIRL RIGHT THERE TO DO THAT SHIT!!! [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 4:59PM ExperimentalGuy wrote: I hate a girl spitting on it or if gobs of spit are hanging off it - makes me feel sick. Click to expand Guess different guys like different things. See I absolutely LOVE that wet messy sloppy stuff - makes me hungry! The messier the better I say, when I see that kind of stuff incorporated into a blow job scene, it automatically up's it ten-fold to me. Edited by - SexDriven75 on 8/17/2004 5:00:46 PM [Link]
munkey Member 67 Posts 4/04	Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 10:40PM The 4 I hate the most are.. #1 100% nude -- rather see a skirt, knee highs, socks, etc. #2 Little or No Groping/Foreplay -- I'd like to see a girl getting rubbed up against from behind, pressed against a wall of an elevator/alley/room from behind and breathing hard. More time spent on building up the scene in a sexy way not through some stupid plot voiceover or conversation. Like a guy pressing up against her from behind, she's shocked but happy as he slides his hand down her pants into her panties as the camera zooms in on the rim of her panties rising above her skirt/or pants as they come unbuttoned/unzipped. #3 Dry Sex -- I'd like to see more squirming around, hip rolling, ass pounding, kissing, and dirty talk from newer porn stars. #4 100% Nude Reverse Cowgirl -- the most boring and most used position there is. She just ends up getting lazy and leans back and you see her flabby gut hanging out. [Link]
Recondite2 Member United States of Debauchery 81 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 6:00AM I also dislike when some directors change shots/positions in the blink of an eye with little transition. I like to be able to follow the events that take place. It's very important to always showcase the first penetrating shots, whether that be oral, vaginal, or anal. Show the girl move from position to position, don't just clip to when she's already there. Click to expand This is public enemy numero one for me these days. I don't know if its just a bad season for porno movies, but this menace is showing up more and more, much to my chagrin. I applaud companies like Zero Tolerance and their "innovative" series Drive Thru. No transitions, no takes, just sex as it happens. [Link]
Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04	Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 8:26AM ExperimentalGuy wrote: To say u don't like blowjobs, full stop is lame. Click to expand Huh? Why is it lame? Fellatio is the most overused sex activity in the history of porn .. ever. If you dismiss lesbian and specific fetish extraordinaire titles, I don't think you'll find a straight porn video WITHOUT BJs. I am not expert on porn, but from movies I've seen (from 70s to current gonzo), I haven't seen a single title where a girl doesn't give head in some form. I have seen smut w/o vaginal sex (only anal); I have seen videos w/o pussy eating, but so far none w/o cock sucking. Add to that (what folks have said already), that 90% of BJs are boring to watch and far too long, it's always FF>> for me. If you know of "normal", straight porn titles w/o a single BJ, let me know because I must see it. [Link]
KSEXPJ_Wankus KSEXRadio.com 192 Posts 4/04	Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 11:20AM I just hate LONG ASS scenes. Ten minutes of fucking in the same position does nothing for me. Especially LONG oral scenes before the sex. A little oral, a little sex a POP and we can all cum together! LOL [Link]
JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04	Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 2:10PM A little oral, a little sex a POP and we can all cum together! LOL Click to expand LOL! Now thats a catch-phrase! Someone oughta write a jingle around that! "Corruptio optimi pessima..." [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 4:29PM munkey wrote: The 4 I hate the most are.. #1 100% nude -- rather see a skirt, knee highs, socks, etc. #2 Little or No Groping/Foreplay -- I'd like to see a girl getting rubbed up against from behind, pressed against a wall of an elevator/alley/room from behind and breathing hard. More time spent on building up the scene in a sexy way not through some stupid plot voiceover or conversation. Like a guy pressing up against her from behind, she's shocked but happy as he slides his hand down her pants into her panties as the camera zooms in on the rim of her panties rising above her skirt/or pants as they come unbuttoned/unzipped. #3 Dry Sex -- I'd like to see more squirming around, hip rolling, ass pounding, kissing, and dirty talk from newer porn stars. #4 100% Nude Reverse Cowgirl -- the most boring and most used position there is. She just ends up getting lazy and leans back and you see her flabby gut hanging out. Click to expand This is again an example of how men apparently don't all like the same things. I completely agree on #2 and #3, though completely disagree with #1 and #4. I love to see a girl completely nude, partially clothed scenes annoy me to no end. And reverse cowgirl is great for buttmen like myself, it gives a nice view of the girls rump etc. I agree with KSEXPJ_Wankus on unecessarily lengthy scenes in any one particular position. [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 5:57PM I spew on my face wrote: guys jacking off. hellloooooooo, theres a GIRL RIGHT THERE TO DO THAT SHIT!!! Click to expand I don't really agree with this one. Problem is chicks don't know how to jerk guy's off. Like the saying goes, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself. [Link]

BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04	Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 1:27PM SexDriven75 wrote: I spew on my face wrote: guys jacking off. hellloooooooo, theres a GIRL RIGHT THERE TO DO THAT SHIT!!! Click to expand I don't really agree with this one. Problem is chicks don't know how to jerk guy's off. Like the saying goes, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself. Click to expand Which is why we're all jerking off to porn Seriously though... NOTHING is hotter than when the girl sucks and strokes the stud off herself (preferably onto her face and into her mouth)! What if porn actors and actresses did a little research before a scene so that the girl knows "how" her stud needs to be handled when he's getting ready to pop? Watch a couple climaxes from his other scenes. Does he stroke it? Fast or slow stroke? Does he hold it? At the base or at the tip? You all get the point. What I do know is that every cock needs to "have it their way." Completely agree with the need for more one-on-one scenes. We need a whole lot more vaginal fucking too! I am so sick of anal and DPs. Let's watch the actors having sex again instead of seeing how many plates (cocks) the girl can keep spinning at one time (like the Ed Sullivan vaudeville acts). I've seen some scenes where we basically get a one-on-one scene to completion, and THEN a few more studs come in and blow their loads in her face. Not a bad compromise :) [Link]
Kperv The Cuddler *struck (She slipped) 1818 Posts 1/04	Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 4:06PM BigBobxxx wrote: NOTHING is hotter than when the girl sucks and strokes the stud off herself ... Completely agree with the need for more one-on-one scenes. We need a whole lot more vaginal fucking too! Click to expand +1 all the way. [Link]
Lorrie F Member Oregon 51 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 4:16PM I usually don't reply to this kind of question because I love the adult industry so much, that I tend to not complain about anything and just be thankful it's still around and that there are many great quality performances and films in existence. But there is one thing I really don't like that I want to say: When a guy is fucking the woman like crazy--or like in ANY WAY--then he pulls out his cock a bit and his dick is bone dry! What the fuck?! When I'm getting fucked and the guy pulls out, his cock is covered with my cum. I've seen a few wet cocks from women's cum juice in films, but not many. --- "I've done the vilest things, foulest things, but I've done them superbly." - June whispering to Anais in the film, HENRY & JUNE [Link]
Comet Man Member Boston 96 Posts 4/01	Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 6:00PM Lorrie F wrote: When a guy is fucking the woman like crazy--or like in ANY WAY--then he pulls out his cock a bit and his dick is bone dry! What the fuck?! Click to expand That annoys me too. What grosses me out is when the woman or guy spits on his cock for "lubricant". You have to wonder why the women do this if they can't get excited enough to lubricate and it's a turn off for the scne. The next thing that annoys me is the guy jerking off at the end or during the scene to stay hard. Why would you go limp w/ a babe in front of you that you're about to screw? And why isn't the girl helping him climax instead of just sitting there? [Link]
Lorrie F Member Oregon 51 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 6:44PM Comet Man wrote: The next thing that annoys me is the guy jerking off at the end or during the scene to stay hard. Why would you go limp w/ a babe in front of you that you're about to screw? And why isn't the girl helping him climax instead of just sitting there? Click to expand In this case, it could be many reasons; it could be he's feeling down because of personal issues: having girlfriend problems, financial problems, etc., but like you said why isn't the girl helping him? Edited by - lorrie f on 8/19/2004 6:44:30 PM [Link]
Slider Member 110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 3:26AM I wholeheartedly agree with peeves 1,3,4,6,10-12, and 14-16. I'm non-committal about 2,5,8,and 9. I, however, have a very different take on peeves 7 and 13. The inability to "bottom out" is precisely what makes big cocks so great! (imo) Think about it - This stud is getting your best girl off better than you ever could, yet he's doing her with only half his dick! [btw, someone once defined jealousy as "the apprehension of superiority"]... Anyway, she's yelling "Yeah!" and going into orgasmic ecstasy knowing that this guy [whose horn (unlike yours) she can only partially take] can give her every inch she could ever desire. YEAH BABY! As for 13, I'd tend to agree... if the man-ass munching girls were as homely as they've been lately (imo). But if you get some of these sunny, innocent-looking, pony-tailed cheerleader-types eating out HMA, then brother, I'll be spillin' my load faster'n you can say "analingus"! (speaking of which, check out Rodney Moore's We Swallow 5. At one point, Rodney lays down on his back and goes "spread eagle", pulling his knees up (like a girl in mish) so the cute, pouty redhead [Meadow, on the front cover] can eat his ass) (MEAN blowjob too)... - Slider [Link]
Slider Member 110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 4:06AM Here are a couple of mine: ~~ Not making full dramatic use of a male performer's unique... endowments. For example, big balls. When I see a girl pulling a guy's pants down, uncovering a set of big, low-hanging suckable balls (and it's obvious to any viewer that the guy is monstrously ball-hung), yet she doesn't comment on them or touch them - but instead just blows him for 10 minutes - like it's just-another-set-of-dick-and-balls, well, I want to throw a brick right through the screen!! How many chances will we get, to see this particular girl nuzzling her cute little face up into such a meaty ballsack?! Answer: Not many, and, at this rate, maybe none at all. @#$!&%!! Why can't these girls focus on - and make references to - what we're ALL THINKING? (namely, that this guy's package is incredible!) (The "Something About Jack [Napier]" series is the only exception that I've seen, lately, where comments are routinely made about size [though, even then, it's never ball-centered, only cock-centered - but, it's better than nothing]) ~~ Lack of softies. Yeah, I know, we're not supposed to like to see softies, but, dammit, in real life, a girl's very first contact with your [soft] dick feels SO awesome... and in a porn flick, there's just something fantastic about seeing a girl work her magic on a guy, taking him from being a total fleshy softy (which allows us to see her stretching his dick out with her mouth, and easily gobbling him up, her nose nuzzling into his pubes, which is SO hot) all the way to being a full-out, ejaculating, convulsing FOOL. Showing the full process of his arousal demonstrates how POWERFUL her beauty and/or skills are. But if the first we see of his dick is a direct camera cut to his raging erection, then, for all we know, he might've masturbated for a couple minutes to get that way, which is lame... (btw, I think a really big, heavy, bouncy softy looks very "beastie" and "bull-like" - which is awesome when juxtaposed against the image of a cute girl's sweet little [shocked!] face. YOWWWZA!) (I think I was spoiled by the fact that the first porn vid I ever watched featured none other than... John Holmes!... and a cast of astonished starlets!) :) ~~ The emphasis on gaping close-ups, at the expense of close-ups of lovely, dry, closed, wrinkled assholes. I mean, I want to see something that I can pucker up and KISS, or snugly push my tongue into. Not... the girl's intestines, which look like anyone else's intestines - indeed, my grandpa's intestines. The way I see it, a cute girl's wrinkled bunghole is sort of actually "there", whereas a gape is sort of an "absence" of something - just a view to something else (innards). [and no, I'm not calling for an end to gape videos (although it's tempting) :) - I'm just saying why can't we closed-asshole-lovers have some close-ups too?] - Slider [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 4:40AM Abusive directors/studs, rough/forced sex, slapping, insults, etc... [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 11:18AM BigBobxxx wrote: Let's watch the actors having sex again instead of seeing how many plates (cocks) the girl can keep spinning at one time (like the Ed Sullivan vaudeville acts). I've seen some scenes where we basically get a one-on-one scene to completion, and THEN a few more studs come in and blow their loads in her face. Not a bad compromise :) Click to expand I really like this compromise as I have seen scenes like this as well. It's all the payoff of a multiple person sex scene, but without all the negatives. I suppose there are a few women out there that know how to jerk a cock, I am especially turned on when a girl strokes a cock with the girl's spit all over the guy's cock and in her hand making that wet squishy noise...Mmmm LOVE that! [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 11:26AM Slider wrote: Here are a couple of mine: ~~ Lack of softies. Yeah, I know, we're not supposed to like to see softies, but, dammit, in real life, a girl's very first contact with your [soft] dick feels SO awesome... and in a porn flick, there's just something fantastic about seeing a girl work her magic on a guy, taking him from being a total fleshy softy (which allows us to see her stretching his dick out with her mouth, and easily gobbling him up, her nose nuzzling into his pubes, which is SO hot) all the way to being a full-out, ejaculating, convulsing FOOL. Showing the full process of his arousal demonstrates how POWERFUL her beauty and/or skills are. But if the first we see of his dick is a direct camera cut to his raging erection, then, for all we know, he might've masturbated for a couple minutes to get that way, which is lame... ~~ The emphasis on gaping close-ups, at the expense of close-ups of lovely, dry, closed, wrinkled assholes. - Slider Click to expand I could not agree more with the lack of "softies" criticism. I get sucked right into a scene when the guy's starts off soft, then the girl works him into a raging erection. I like gapes, but I don't necessarily close-up gapes. I like shots that are pulled back a bit, especially say a girl on a bed facing up holding her legs apart by herself while looking down straight into the camera so you get a nice shot of her pretty face and her gaping asshole all in one, a turn on for me. [Link]

SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 11:32AM Lorrie F wrote: When a guy is fucking the woman like crazy--or like in ANY WAY--then he pulls out his cock a bit and his dick is bone dry! What the fuck?! I've seen a few wet cocks from women's cum juice in films, but not many. Click to expand I 100% agree with this criticism. There's nothing like a wet pussy. I cringe everytime I'm exposed to a "dry run", where the girl's pussy is dry and the guy's cock is dry, and the girl's pussy lips get pulled in with the instroke...rugburn! Lorrie F wrote: When I'm getting fucked and the guy pulls out, his cock is covered with my cum. Click to expand Prove it (call me). haha [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 12:13PM Slider wrote: The inability to "bottom out" is precisely what makes big cocks so great! As for 13, I'd tend to agree... if the man-ass munching girls were as homely as they've been lately (imo). But if you get some of these sunny, innocent-looking, pony-tailed cheerleader-types eating out HMA, then brother, I'll be spillin' my load faster'n you can say "analingus"! - Slider Click to expand Sorry, couldn't disagree more on abnormally large cocks. Maybe it's my OCD kickin' in, but I require a cock to go ALL the way in. As for man-ass munching, I did see a real nasty oral scene recently that got me to full attention. It's a perfect example and if I can remember what movie it was from I'll post it. But basically, the girl was placing her face flush upon the man, almost pressing herself up against him, licking his ass, then while keeping her face pressed up against him moving up towards his balls and cock...and repeat. It was hot and I just remember thinking how good it'd feel. [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 9:25PM Another great pet peeve of mine just came to my attention. Female performers who have multiple names! Some seem to maintain multiple names dependant upon which company they're working for at the time, or most just change names along the way until one sticks. This makes things incredibly difficult to track down movies in which they've appeared! Hard to keep track of a girl who has 5 separate alias's. [Link]
CupidStunt Member 248 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 9:34PM SexDriven75 wrote: Another great pet peeve of mine just came to my attention. Female performers who have multiple names! Some seem to maintain multiple names dependant upon which company they're working for at the time, or most just change names along the way until one sticks. This makes things incredibly difficult to track down movies in which they've appeared! Hard to keep track of a girl who has 5 separate alias's. Click to expand I wholeheartedly agree. I'm trying to complete my set of DVD's of my favourite, favourite pornstar (i'm pornstar monogomous), but, it's proving nay on physically impossible. Plus i just don't have the time to search for so many aliases. 7 of them It's got to the stage where i can't remember my own name now. Edited by - lemonaid on 8/20/2004 10:23:22 PM [Link]
Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04	Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 11:33PM Another one.. This one is rather video-technical rather porn realated. Anyway, I don't like it when you get to see previews of all scenes in the feature during intro credits. Especially hate it when it's a dedicated title (ie: cream pie or swallowing) and you get to see some the 'good stuff' right from the start. I mean what's the fucking point? It ruins the surprise. [Link]
Slider Member 110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 21 2004 : 4:58AM SexDriven75, the "multiple names" thing is dead on. I remember the frustration I had with the hotter-than-hot Lynn Stone, who had at least 5 other aliases... Even worse is when a girl goes by a single name so common, there's no way to specify which starlet you want info on - like the name "Sandy". WTF?! You do an online search on "Sandy" (or whomever), and you're initially overjoyed when a site lists out the 200 movies she's apparently done... only to discover that there are about 50 different "Sandy"'s represented by those 200 films. &@#%#!! Then you have to decide whether you're obsessed enough to click on each DVD's back cover, squinting to find a face (or body part) you recognize... What a pain in the ass! But, some sites are better than others, in that respect; at least RAME tries to differentiate between the duplicate names - by specifying "years active", "hair color", etc. (and they list aliases too.) SearchExtreme is good too, but, I've noticed that more than a few of their starlets' filmographies are, shall we say, far from comprehensive?)... And yo, lemonaid, Mercedes has such* a fine rack. Even though I'm generally not into dark-haired women, I recently saw trailers for two films of hers that I simply must procure. Good call! - Slider [Link]
David-J Member 155 Posts 8/02	Posted - Aug 21 2004 : 5:06AM Some pet hates of mine - small points, but really irritating: - thick white lube that spreads down the guy's dick. Hasn't anybody got a tissue? - butt acne. Why do so many porn girls have it? Is it that common in 'real life'? (I suspect that some girls get razor rash from shaving their butt cheeks. Better to leave them fuzzy!) - guys with deformed or otherwise unsightly dicks. It's amazing how many guys in the business have warts, scars, moles or other blemishes on their cock or balls. Are we supposed not to notice? Or not to care? And it can't make it much fun for the girls: 'You expect me to suck THAT???' - guys who keep shouting 'Oh God, oh shit' etc, etc, etc. If the guys are enjoying it they shouldn't need to give us a running commentary. (I make an exception for Rocco. Maybe it just sound better in an Italian accent.) - scenes with two girls (+ guy or guys), where one girl is gorgeous and the other is a dog, and only the dog gets analled. You keep hoping against hope that the gorgeous one will take a minute or so of A, but no such luck! [Link]
Zartyr Member 700 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 21 2004 : 7:30AM Slider wrote: SexDriven75, the "multiple names" thing is dead on. Click to expand -:+1 gazillions of nom de porn: Who the fuck are Szegedi Bella, Sari Monella, Alexa, Patty Taylor, Sandy Wolf? [rot13]Xevfmgvan Oryyn, Pevfgvan Oryyn[/rot13] -: single name as nom de porn Ovidie and such rare names are O.K., but can't the 4242th Jennifer and 4747th Adriana use a surname, please? -: (little foreplay and) no "after"play -: cumshot in mouth and no cum swallowing ever (This is the very point of criticism on Adamo movies, e.g., which I otherwise kinda like.) -: men who act like roaring lions or mooses -: too much talking from men during a scene -: making use of canes, floggers and so on in a "punishment" scene but the items are used in a manner which may have a caressing effect at best. I mean if you have these items in a "punishment/training" context, use them properly. Slapping, spitting verbal humiliation and stuff is abundant, but gawd forbid, if a cane would be used properly in a "normal" porn movie. -: untalented men, when performing in a submissive role Whenever I see a male pornstar doing uninspired, inadequate and lousy footlicking or something on the dominatrix and then he is rewarded with sex from the dominatrix, I demand that the actor and the director, who lets this happen (Kovi comes to my mind), are instantely sent to the OWK, as an offender, whipping boy or for an extreme punishment stay and then they may study how to treat shoes and feet. I also demand that the actress playing dominatrix is instantely sent to Gor, Roissy or another lovely place to learn that such behaviour is not suited for a dominant and to advise and train her to take on a role more suited for her. [Link]
ExperimentalGuy Member UK 191 Posts 4/04	Posted - Aug 21 2004 : 6:34PM 1) I hate DPs!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry but double penetration scenes just don't do it for me - yes they can be good once in a while to see a girl get really nasty, but really - when the screen is filled with more man-ass and testicals than female flesh - I switch off (or press the FF button). So, if Directors it is a big deal for you to have a DP scene, leave it to two guys and one girl - at least then there's a reason for it - it makes sense. I hate it when you get two girls and two guys, and one girl is left out of the loop because the scene requires another DP. There's a girl the other guy can have to himself just waiting, playing with her pussy - make use of her! 2) Cocks coming out accidentally during some good hard fucking. Surely with the profesionalism of most directors today, this shouldn't happen anymore (or at least get edited out) - but I still see some actors dick come out as he's pumping away and for him to awkwardly put it back in - it's not only frustrating for me, but the girl being fucked must get really pissed off!! 3) Cock pumping in pussy, then actor taking it out, then teasing girl by putting cock in a little then taking it out again - this really fucks me off. Just bloody bang her - don't mess about mate!!!! Rant over. Edited by - experimentalguy on 8/21/2004 6:42:46 PM [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 6:06PM David-J wrote: Some pet hates of mine - small points, but really irritating: - guys with deformed or otherwise unsightly dicks. It's amazing how many guys in the business have warts, scars, moles or other blemishes on their cock or balls. Are we supposed not to notice? Or not to care? And it can't make it much fun for the girls: 'You expect me to suck THAT???' - guys who keep shouting 'Oh God, oh shit' etc, etc, etc. If the guys are enjoying it they shouldn't need to give us a running commentary. (I make an exception for Rocco. Maybe it just sound better in an Italian accent.) - scenes with two girls (+ guy or guys), where one girl is gorgeous and the other is a dog, and only the dog gets analled. You keep hoping against hope that the gorgeous one will take a minute or so of A, but no such luck! Click to expand Hahaha completely agree with those three. Generally speaking, I prefer the guys to make the least amount of noise possible, infact, I don't even want to know they're there, afterall it should be ME f*king the sht out of all these hot sluts to begin with y'know? The more noise guys make, the more it takes me out of the scene. I don't want to be a voyeur, I want to be in place of the undeserving schmuck who's hittin' that stuff. [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 6:09PM ExperimentalGuy wrote: 2) Cocks coming out accidentally during some good hard fucking. Surely with the profesionalism of most directors today, this shouldn't happen anymore (or at least get edited out) - but I still see some actors dick come out as he's pumping away and for him to awkwardly put it back in - it's not only frustrating for me, but the girl being fucked must get really pissed off!! 3) Cock pumping in pussy, then actor taking it out, then teasing girl by putting cock in a little then taking it out again - this really fucks me off. Just bloody bang her - don't mess about mate!!!! Edited by - experimentalguy on 8/21/2004 6:42:46 PM Click to expand Oh c'mon, now those are really starting to get nitpicky. Personally I like when the guy occasionally takes it out and puts it back in, the actual point of penetration is damn sexy. [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 7:01PM The increasing occurances of face slapping, choking, verbal abuse, etc. Also the male-dominant/female-submissive scenerio is overdone and completely uninteresting to me. Show me women who know how to fuck and use the guy for THEIR pleasure for a change. More grinding of the hips and full body contact. The boring jerk-to-pop finishes. I simply won't watch this anymore. SexDriven75 wrote: Personally I like when the guy occasionally takes it out and puts it back in, the actual point of penetration is damn sexy. Click to expand Damn right that's hot! I love the teasing insertion shots. [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 8:55PM My pet peeves are bad behind the scenes. I am talking about ones that have shit like the director and the talent fighting, or arguing. I hate it when they show girls going to the can and puking or who are emotionally upset afterwards. Who wants to see this. It may be a reality, but that is what editing is for. In my fantasy, I don't want to see that shit. Also, I do not like double anal/double vag sex. To me it seems like it is a circus act. Also, can this not be dangerous. I mean, one dick fine, but 2 in the ass, can't you blow your ring? Axlsfury [Link]
ExperimentalGuy Member UK 191 Posts 4/04	Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 1:15PM SexDriven75 wrote: Oh c'mon, now those are really starting to get nitpicky. Personally I like when the guy occasionally takes it out and puts it back in, the actual point of penetration is damn sexy. Click to expand If the guy takes it out, but not tease her with it! And when it comes out by accident - it just pisses me off. [Link]
SexDriven75 Member 193 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 3:20PM ExperimentalGuy wrote: SexDriven75 wrote: Oh c'mon, now those are really starting to get nitpicky. Personally I like when the guy occasionally takes it out and puts it back in, the actual point of penetration is damn sexy. Click to expand If the guy takes it out, but not tease her with it! And when it comes out by accident - it just pisses me off. Click to expand ...You're a weird guy. [Link]
BW Member 96 Posts 4/04	Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 3:23PM Dubbing - I can understand dubbing during the acting in features features, but why do some companies dub the actual sex, eg. Private, it's usually done really badly and kills any heat un the scenes. Too much anal - it seems to be in almost every scene of every film now. The scenes often go along very nicely with girls showing their pleasure, then comes the anal which (when the girl doesn't like it) kills the heat in the scene and ruins it. I agree with the point about poor cum shots, the male performers should rest up for a day before the scene to hopefully produce a bigger load. Too many DP's. They always seem to shoot these showing the penetration, and you can hardly see any of the girl, why not film from the front and show off the girls breasts. While I prefer it that condoms are not used, I understand why they are. However why do they have to use white ones? In some scenes they use pink ones which are not nearly as obvious. If you have to use a condom - use a pink one. Gagging - I like to watch the girls sucking cock, but I don't want them to nearly vomit all over it. [Link]

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SexDriven75
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Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 4:03PM

*In no particular order*

1) Outdoor sex scenes. The lighting is just never right.

2) Lack of eye contact. Female performers who rarely make eye contact either with the camera or their partner. Women who close their eyes, especially during facials.

3) Overuse of close-ups. I enjoy & require close-ups as much as the next guy, but I feel that the majority of pornos over-use them. I always anticipate the fuller body-shots (of the girl). Close-ups of the girls face and all of her expressions are under-used.

4) Story lines. I think every guy is with me on this one. A little fantasy set-up is ok (like picking a girl up off the street and seducing her), but anything more involved than that is unecessary and gives that fast-forward button a workout. The only people to require more story or make for more couple-friendly viewing would be from the few women viewers of porn.

5) Camera tricks and lack of overall continuity. I really dislike when directors infuse "camera tricks/effects" into their flicks.
I also dislike when some directors change shots/positions in the blink of an eye with little transition. I like to be able to follow the events that take place. It's very important to always showcase the first penetrating shots, whether that be oral, vaginal, or anal. Show the girl move from position to position, don't just clip to when she's already there.

6) Poor cum-shots/cum-shot duds. This is a huge pet peeve of mine. After sitting through an entire scene, I expect a climatic payoff. I love to see a sexy girl get totally blasted by a huge load, the kind of volume that the girl is stunned and blindsided by, so I am extremely dissapointed when all a guy can manage is a few spurts or drops.
There are some male performer's who's penis's seem to be incapable of long-throwing ejaculations. A good two examples of some more popular performers are Vince Voyeur, and Erik Everhards chode. Watching a girl get boffed by either and you can usually expect a weak finish.

7) This brings me to my next pet peeve. I cannot stand scenes involving male performers with larger than average sized penis's. Why? Because they can't bottom out! Perfect example is Lexington Steele, who's tool is too long to fit anymore than halfway into most girl's hole's. Another good example is Erik Everhard, while not his length that is cumbersome it's his gerth. This guy's wide load needs too much play before it's able to be shoved inside a girl's lubed up holes.

8) While the majority of male performers have capable sized unit's, there's one noteable performer who does not. Ed Powers. This guy must have the smallest weiner in the business. I'd be surprised if the women he's with even feel it. Must be like a pin-prick. I like to see a girl get fucked! With a pencil dick that size, it's more just like a tease.

9) Scenes with more than one man. After many pornos viewed, I've decided that I'm not into scenes with more than one man bangin' away at the object of desire. Don't get me wrong, scenes with more than one man are good for drowning a girl's face in load after load of jizz, but in the midst of the action camera angles become very limited and shots of the girl in action become too obscured. Besides, who really wants to see dude's balls slappin' up against eachother's when they're DP'ing a girl? I'll pass, one-on-one is where it's at, or more specifically one man with one or more women.

10) Porno's where condoms are used. I know it's extremely important for performers to stay safe, that fact having been reinforced by the whole HIV outbreak, but truth of the matter is viewer's like myself demand alot from their porn, and I simply don't like it when condoms are used in porno, sorry, it's just lame.

11) I truly find 'violent' sex extremely distasteful. I know there are alot of twisted guys out there who are going to disagree with me on this unfortunately. I am not a fan of male performers who manhandle their women and direct degrading talk towards them.
A few good examples would be choking, hard face-smacking, degrading talk directed towards female performers, and just an overall demeaning and dominating overtone.
A few more well known offenders would be male performers of the likes of Max Hardcore (one sick fuck that doesn't deserve to breathe), Brandon Iron, and Nacho Vidal. I despise those mother fuckers. Vince Voyeur has been known to scare a few girls right out of the business, but on film he generally appears to keep that more on the down-low.
Now listen, I understand that some amount of general pushing and cohersion is necessary to get sexy girls to do things that they normally wouldn't. Honestly, if we let women be the boss from the very start, there would never be things like deep throating, anal sex, or facial cum-shots (some of my favorite things) because they'd admonish the act after the first hint of discomfort.
I simply tend to prefer directors/actors who worship, study & marvel women and their bodies all the while keeping the sex hardcore, because this way at least they leave room to believe that some of the women may actually be enjoying it. To know that both parties involved are enjoying the act makes things more of a turn on for me personally.
With directors/actors who do nothing other than dominate and abuse their girls, the porno actresses's well-being is not even part of the equation.

12) Ass to mouth or "ATM". ATM seems to be all the rage these days, and while I wouldn't necessarily want to see a girl refuse to suck a cock after it's been in her ass, I don't see the value in making a girl suck a cock after it's been in her ass just for the sake of it alone. I find it rather distasteful and it doesn't do anything for me in and of itself. Besides that it just breaks up the continuity when a guys pulling his cock out and bringing it up to the girl to suck it every other minute.

13) Woman to man ass eating. While I'm sure this feels great in real life, it doesn't come across so well on-screen. Seeing a girls face buried in a guy's hairy asshole isn't exactly something I want to see.

14) Foot fetish scenes. Occasionally otherwise general porn tapes throw in something for the foot fetishist. I am not one of those people so it gives that fast-forward button a work out. I guess I don't mind it altogether, but what really urks me is when they waste an otherwise good cumshot on a girl jerking a guy off with her feet. To me that's just lame. Also, please, no more scenes where the man finish's into the girl's shoe!

15) Cleaning up between shots. This really bothers me. I am a big fan of hot sweaty nasty messy sex. If a girl starts to sweat profusely during a scene, I want to see her continue to sweat. Many times I've noticed during sweatier scenes a girl will be sweating up a storm then next shot all of the sudden she's wiped dry...I hate that!
I also dislike it when in the midst of sloppy blow jobs, next take half of it's been cleaned up.
After a cum-shot if going for a second round, leave it, don't clean it up! Continuing to fuck a girl after there's a huge load on her face or on her body is sexy as hell! That's something you rarely ever see in mainstream porno.
The messier the better! Don't let the girls clean up until after filming is complete!

16) This is especially for the buttman (like myself).
Directors who seem to avoid showcasing the true gerth of a womans ass by shooting nothing other than "bending" shots. To view the true gerth of a womans ass one must shoot her standing straight or laying straight. I find most tapes lacking these shots unfortunately. "Buttman" John Stagliano is notorious for filming women with great asses but failing to deliver the shots that true buttmen desire.

Edited by - SexDriven75 on Aug 16 2004

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rrankin
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London, England
87 Posts
6/04

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 4:51PM

Porno music

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neondon
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134 Posts
5/04

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 5:09PM

And too short one and half hour videos.

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SexDriven75
Member

193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 5:43PM

Actually, I find all these new dvd's over 3 hours to be rather irritating. Good for purchase I suppose but a little too time consuming for just a rental. That and flick's over 2 hours are tough to dub to video tape haha.

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 5:54PM

Female overactor's (fakers). Screamer's, everytime there's a scene with a screamer I have to turn the volume down because I'm afraid someone's going to hear it.

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Zoid
Senior Member

Boobies and Anal
2004 Posts
5/04

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 6:03PM

blowjobs

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SexDriven75
Member

193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 6:23PM

I like blowjobs, but only when they're done right! Which is like 20% of the time, and that figure is being extremely generous. Most girls don't take a cock down far enough (I can't stand BJ's where girls work on nothing but the helmet), and most girls give BJ's which are far too dry.
What's a good blowjob you ask? Deep, balls deep, no hands, making eye contact, extremely wet and sometimes sloppy/messy, uninhibited.

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Bones
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50 Posts
6/04

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 7:01PM

Totally agree with #9 and #13!!

One other one for me is the constant barrage of anal.
I like a little bit of it, but I don't think it needs to be in every scene!! (slight exageration I know...but there is a TON of it!)

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obsessed27
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43 Posts
6/04

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 7:06PM

I couldn't agree with you more about 2, 3, 5, 10, 11, and 13. Re: scenes with multiple men and one girl. That's something I wouldn't do in my personal life, but I find it inexplicably arousing on video. I'd never do a DP, a DVP or a DAP, I'm just not interested in rubbing my dick with someone else's, but it can be hot to watch. Maybe because I don't *focus* on the dicks, but in the hot girl with two dicks in her.

Some of my pet peeves:

- When the performers don't plan about what they'll do and what they won't. It can be such a huge turn off. It sounds so simple, right? So why don't they do it? Two examples: a) when the guy goes for the kiss and the woman it's frozen or moves her head away from him. That's a turn off for me. Jeez, why can't they say "No kissing" before filming? b) when a guy tries to force a cream pie. I've only seen it once. The guy said "You want a creampie?" The girl said "I want in my mouth" And the guy kept saying "I'll give you a creampie." The girl kept saying "No, in my mouth." It was a good scene, but that completely ruined it for me.

- Scenes where the girl has great tits, and the guy doesn't touch them at all, doesn't suck them, doesn't caress them. I mean, are you BLIND?? (it's another matter if the girl didn't want to).

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neondon
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134 Posts
5/04

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 7:10PM

Try the Panasonic DVD Recorder DMR-E85 with a built-in hard drive and buy DVD-R blanks. Can record longer than VHS tapes. I can watch the beginning of a 4-hour Olympic show while it is still recording the current program. Best of all, I can FF across the commercials. Try it. You're like it.

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Montreal
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121 Posts
9/03

Posted - Aug 16 2004 : 10:10PM

1) facials where the guy pulls out of his partner, positions himself over her face, and jerks off. I much prefer a good creampie, or a last minute pull out and spurt on her tummy.

2) porn movie music -- leave the sound natural

3) the current fascination with anal -- I much prefer pussy

4) fake breasts and fingernails -- again, natural is almost always best

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croy
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Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04

Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 12:08AM

Too many tattoos. It can be done tastefully, but apparently not in porn.
Too many bad implants.
Too many skanky looking guys. The prop doesn't need to detract from the scene.
The threat of Ron Jeremy still being out there. He is potentially in any scene.
Bad camera work - cameras unfocused, pointed the wrong way, close-ups to the point where it could be any woman, etc.
Not enough use of a wider angle shot.
Lack of use of the covergirl. Back in the day of the feature, the featured porn star was in two scenes. Of course, back then it was very predictable. Five scenes, one of which was anal, another a lesbo scene.
Lack of use of veterans. The focus on new women does little for me if they don't look good, and they don't all look good. I'd rather see many scenes of a performer I'm into than dozens of just passable women.

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JAGnLA

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2/04

Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 12:15AM

I'd have to agree that the majority of BJ's given nowadays are pretty lame and way too long. If you're going to eat up 15 minutes of film - do it right! A great BJ, though, is almost always worth the price of rental. I especially love the ones where the woman has done such an extraordinary job eliciting cum from her partner that he doesn't have to resort to the 'ole "pull-out-and jerk." Scenes where the guy is taken by surprise and cums before he thought he would are super hot!!!

"Corruptio optimi pessima..."

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Mr_Magoo
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48 Posts
4/04

Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 12:35AM

ditto on the outdoor scenes, I have yet to see one
that was shot in proper light.

(((d)))

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JohnBlaze
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Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 11:38AM

That's what I'm screaming. I like to see a girl who's into the cock. I like to see the girl voluntarily gag herself on a big cock because she's so fucking horny.

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ExperimentalGuy
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UK
191 Posts
4/04

Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 4:27PM

That was a joke, right? To say u don't like blowjobs, full stop is lame. I love the look of a girl sucking cock, getting it wet, deep throating etc. I hate a girl spitting on it or if gobs of spit are hanging off it - makes me feel sick. Don't play with it - fuckin' suck it!

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Keep jerking it like that darlin, and it might go off in your face.

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Spew
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Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus!
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Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 4:35PM

guys jacking off.

hellloooooooo, theres a GIRL RIGHT THERE TO DO THAT SHIT!!!

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 4:59PM

Guess different guys like different things. See I absolutely LOVE that wet messy sloppy stuff - makes me hungry! The messier the better I say, when I see that kind of stuff incorporated into a blow job scene, it automatically up's it ten-fold to me.

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munkey
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4/04

Posted - Aug 17 2004 : 10:40PM

The 4 I hate the most are..

#1 100% nude -- rather see a skirt, knee highs, socks, etc.

#2 Little or No Groping/Foreplay -- I'd like to see a girl getting rubbed up against from behind, pressed against a wall of an elevator/alley/room from behind and breathing hard. More time spent on building up the scene in a sexy way not through some stupid plot voiceover or conversation. Like a guy pressing up against her from behind, she's shocked but happy as he slides his hand down her pants into her panties as the camera zooms in on the rim of her panties rising above her skirt/or pants as they come unbuttoned/unzipped.

#3 Dry Sex -- I'd like to see more squirming around, hip rolling, ass pounding, kissing, and dirty talk from newer porn stars.

#4 100% Nude Reverse Cowgirl -- the most boring and most used position there is. She just ends up getting lazy and leans back and you see her flabby gut hanging out.

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Recondite2
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Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 6:00AM

This is public enemy numero one for me these days. I don't know if its just a bad season for porno movies, but this menace is showing up more and more, much to my chagrin. I applaud companies like Zero Tolerance and their "innovative" series Drive Thru. No transitions, no takes, just sex as it happens.

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Zoid
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Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 8:26AM

Huh? Why is it lame? Fellatio is the most overused sex activity in the history of porn .. ever. If you dismiss lesbian and specific fetish extraordinaire titles, I don't think you'll find a straight porn video WITHOUT BJs. I am not expert on porn, but from movies I've seen (from 70s to current gonzo), I haven't seen a single title where a girl doesn't give head in some form. I have seen smut w/o vaginal sex (only anal); I have seen videos w/o pussy eating, but so far none w/o cock sucking.

Add to that (what folks have said already), that 90% of BJs are boring to watch and far too long, it's always FF>> for me.

If you know of "normal", straight porn titles w/o a single BJ, let me know because I must see it.

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KSEXPJ_Wankus
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4/04

Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 11:20AM

I just hate LONG ASS scenes. Ten minutes of fucking in the same position does nothing for me. Especially LONG oral scenes before the sex.

A little oral, a little sex a POP and we can all cum together! LOL

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JAGnLA

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2/04

Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 2:10PM

LOL! Now thats a catch-phrase! Someone oughta write a jingle around that!

"Corruptio optimi pessima..."

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SexDriven75
Member

193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 4:29PM

munkey wrote:
The 4 I hate the most are..
#1 100% nude -- rather see a skirt, knee highs, socks, etc.
#2 Little or No Groping/Foreplay -- I'd like to see a girl getting rubbed up against from behind, pressed against a wall of an elevator/alley/room from behind and breathing hard. More time spent on building up the scene in a sexy way not through some stupid plot voiceover or conversation. Like a guy pressing up against her from behind, she's shocked but happy as he slides his hand down her pants into her panties as the camera zooms in on the rim of her panties rising above her skirt/or pants as they come unbuttoned/unzipped.
#3 Dry Sex -- I'd like to see more squirming around, hip rolling, ass pounding, kissing, and dirty talk from newer porn stars.
#4 100% Nude Reverse Cowgirl -- the most boring and most used position there is. She just ends up getting lazy and leans back and you see her flabby gut hanging out.
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This is again an example of how men apparently don't all like the same things.
I completely agree on #2 and #3, though completely disagree with #1 and #4. I love to see a girl completely nude, partially clothed scenes annoy me to no end.
And reverse cowgirl is great for buttmen like myself, it gives a nice view of the girls rump etc.

I agree with KSEXPJ_Wankus on unecessarily lengthy scenes in any one particular position.

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 18 2004 : 5:57PM

I don't really agree with this one. Problem is chicks don't know how to jerk guy's off. Like the saying goes, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

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BigBobxxx
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2681 Posts
5/04

Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 1:27PM

Which is why we're all jerking off to porn

Seriously though...
NOTHING is hotter than when the girl sucks and strokes the stud off herself (preferably onto her face and into her mouth)!
What if porn actors and actresses did a little research before a scene so that the girl knows "how" her stud needs to be handled when he's getting ready to pop?
Watch a couple climaxes from his other scenes.
Does he stroke it? Fast or slow stroke?
Does he hold it? At the base or at the tip?
You all get the point.
What I do know is that every cock needs to "have it their way."

Completely agree with the need for more one-on-one scenes. We need a whole lot more vaginal fucking too!
I am so sick of anal and DPs.
Let's watch the actors having sex again instead of seeing how many plates (cocks) the girl can keep spinning at one time (like the Ed Sullivan vaudeville acts).

I've seen some scenes where we basically get a one-on-one scene to completion, and THEN a few more studs come in and blow their loads in her face. Not a bad compromise :)

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Kperv
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Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 4:06PM

+1 all the way.

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Lorrie F
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8/04

Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 4:16PM

I usually don't reply to this kind of question because I love the adult industry so much, that I tend to not complain about anything and just be thankful it's still around and that there are many great quality performances and films in existence.

But there is one thing I really don't like that I want to say:

When a guy is fucking the woman like crazy--or like in ANY WAY--then he pulls out his cock a bit and his dick is bone dry! What the fuck?!

When I'm getting fucked and the guy pulls out, his cock is covered with my cum.

I've seen a few wet cocks from women's cum juice in films, but not many.

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"I've done the vilest things, foulest things, but I've done them superbly." - June whispering to Anais in the film, HENRY & JUNE

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Comet Man
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Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 6:00PM

That annoys me too. What grosses me out is when the woman or guy spits on his cock for "lubricant". You have to wonder why the women do this if they can't get excited enough to lubricate and it's a turn off for the scne.

The next thing that annoys me is the guy jerking off at the end or during the scene to stay hard. Why would you go limp w/ a babe in front of you that you're about to screw? And why isn't the girl helping him climax instead of just sitting there?

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Lorrie F
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Oregon
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8/04

Posted - Aug 19 2004 : 6:44PM

In this case, it could be many reasons; it could be he's feeling down because of personal issues: having girlfriend problems, financial problems, etc., but like you said why isn't the girl helping him?

Edited by - lorrie f on 8/19/2004 6:44:30 PM

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Slider
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110 Posts
7/04

Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 3:26AM

I wholeheartedly agree with peeves 1,3,4,6,10-12, and 14-16. I'm non-committal about 2,5,8,and 9. I, however, have a very different take on peeves 7 and 13. The inability to "bottom out" is precisely what makes big cocks so great! (imo) Think about it - This stud is getting your best girl off better than you ever could, yet he's doing her with only half his dick! [btw, someone once defined jealousy as "the apprehension of superiority"]... Anyway, she's yelling "Yeah!" and going into orgasmic ecstasy knowing that this guy [whose horn (unlike yours) she can only partially take] can give her every inch she could ever desire. YEAH BABY!

As for 13, I'd *tend* to agree... *if* the man-ass munching girls were as homely as they've been lately (imo). But if you get some of these sunny, innocent-looking, pony-tailed cheerleader-types eating out HMA, then brother, I'll be spillin' my load faster'n you can say "analingus"!

(speaking of which, check out Rodney Moore's We Swallow 5. At one point, Rodney lays down on his back and goes "spread eagle", pulling his knees up (like a girl in mish) so the cute, pouty redhead [Meadow, on the front cover] can eat his ass)

(MEAN blowjob too)...

- Slider

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Slider
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110 Posts
7/04

Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 4:06AM

Here are a couple of mine:

~~ Not making full dramatic use of a male performer's unique... endowments. For example, big balls. When I see a girl pulling a guy's pants down, uncovering a set of big, low-hanging suckable balls (and it's obvious to any viewer that the guy is monstrously ball-hung), yet she doesn't comment on them or touch them - but instead just blows him for 10 minutes - like it's just-another-set-of-dick-and-balls, well, I want to throw a brick right through the screen!! How many chances will we get, to see this particular girl nuzzling her cute little face up into such a meaty ballsack?! Answer: Not many, and, at this rate, maybe none at all. @#$!&%!! Why can't these girls *focus* on - and make *references* to - what we're ALL THINKING? (namely, that this guy's package is incredible!) (The "Something About Jack [Napier]" series is the only exception that I've seen, lately, where comments are routinely made about size [though, even then, it's never ball-centered, only cock-centered - but, it's better than nothing])

~~ Lack of softies. Yeah, I know, we're not supposed to like to see softies, but, dammit, in real life, a girl's very first contact with your [soft] dick feels SO awesome... and in a porn flick, there's just something fantastic about seeing a girl work her *magic* on a guy, taking him from being a total fleshy softy (which allows us to see her stretching his dick out with her mouth, and easily gobbling him up, her nose nuzzling into his pubes, which is SO hot) all the way to being a full-out, ejaculating, convulsing FOOL. Showing the full process of his arousal demonstrates how POWERFUL her beauty and/or skills are. But if the first we see of his dick is a direct camera cut to his raging erection, then, for all we know, he might've masturbated for a couple minutes to get that way, which is lame...

(btw, I think a really big, heavy, bouncy softy looks very "beastie" and "bull-like" - which is awesome when juxtaposed against the image of a cute girl's sweet little [shocked!] face. YOWWWZA!) (I think I was spoiled by the fact that the first porn vid I ever watched featured none other than... John Holmes!... and a cast of astonished starlets!) :)

~~ The emphasis on gaping close-ups, at the expense of close-ups of lovely, dry, *closed*, wrinkled assholes. I mean, I want to see something that I can pucker up and KISS, or *snugly* push my tongue into. Not... the girl's intestines, which look like anyone else's intestines - indeed, my grandpa's intestines. The way I see it, a cute girl's wrinkled bunghole is sort of actually "there", whereas a gape is sort of an "absence" of something - just a view to something *else* (innards).

[and no, I'm not calling for an end to gape videos (although it's tempting) :) - I'm just saying why can't we closed-asshole-lovers have some close-ups too?]

- Slider

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Joey Starr
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Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 4:40AM

Abusive directors/studs, rough/forced sex, slapping, insults, etc...

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 11:18AM

BigBobxxx wrote:

I really like this compromise as I have seen scenes like this as well. It's all the payoff of a multiple person sex scene, but without all the negatives.

I suppose there are a few women out there that know how to jerk a cock, I am *especially* turned on when a girl strokes a cock with the girl's spit all over the guy's cock and in her hand making that wet squishy noise...Mmmm LOVE that!

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 11:26AM

Slider wrote:
Here are a couple of mine:
~~ Lack of softies. Yeah, I know, we're not supposed to like to see softies, but, dammit, in real life, a girl's very first contact with your [soft] dick feels SO awesome... and in a porn flick, there's just something fantastic about seeing a girl work her *magic* on a guy, taking him from being a total fleshy softy (which allows us to see her stretching his dick out with her mouth, and easily gobbling him up, her nose nuzzling into his pubes, which is SO hot) all the way to being a full-out, ejaculating, convulsing FOOL. Showing the full process of his arousal demonstrates how POWERFUL her beauty and/or skills are. But if the first we see of his dick is a direct camera cut to his raging erection, then, for all we know, he might've masturbated for a couple minutes to get that way, which is lame...
~~ The emphasis on gaping close-ups, at the expense of close-ups of lovely, dry, *closed*, wrinkled assholes.
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I could not agree more with the lack of "softies" criticism.
I get sucked right into a scene when the guy's starts off soft, then the girl works him into a raging erection.

I like gapes, but I don't necessarily close-up gapes. I like shots that are pulled back a bit, especially say a girl on a bed facing up holding her legs apart by herself while looking down straight into the camera so you get a nice shot of her pretty face and her gaping asshole all in one, a turn on for me.

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 11:32AM

I 100% agree with this criticism. There's nothing like a wet pussy. I cringe everytime I'm exposed to a "dry run", where the girl's pussy is dry and the guy's cock is dry, and the girl's pussy lips get pulled in with the instroke...rugburn!

Prove it (call me). haha

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 12:13PM

Sorry, couldn't disagree more on abnormally large cocks. Maybe it's my OCD kickin' in, but I require a cock to go ALL the way in.

As for man-ass munching, I did see a real nasty oral scene recently that got me to full attention. It's a perfect example and if I can remember what movie it was from I'll post it. But basically, the girl was placing her face flush upon the man, almost pressing herself up against him, licking his ass, then while keeping her face pressed up against him moving up towards his balls and cock...and repeat. It was hot and I just remember thinking how good it'd feel.

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 9:25PM

Another great pet peeve of mine just came to my attention.
Female performers who have multiple names!
Some seem to maintain multiple names dependant upon which company they're working for at the time, or most just change names along the way until one sticks.
This makes things incredibly difficult to track down movies in which they've appeared!
Hard to keep track of a girl who has 5 separate alias's.

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CupidStunt
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248 Posts
6/04

Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 9:34PM

I wholeheartedly agree. I'm trying to complete my set of DVD's of my favourite, favourite pornstar (i'm pornstar monogomous), but, it's proving nay on physically impossible. Plus i just don't have the time to search for so many aliases. 7 of them

It's got to the stage where i can't remember my own name now.

Edited by - lemonaid on 8/20/2004 10:23:22 PM

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Zoid
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2004 Posts
5/04

Posted - Aug 20 2004 : 11:33PM

Another one.. This one is rather video-technical rather porn realated. Anyway, I don't like it when you get to see previews of all scenes in the feature during intro credits. Especially hate it when it's a dedicated title (ie: cream pie or swallowing) and you get to see some the 'good stuff' right from the start. I mean what's the fucking point? It ruins the surprise.

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Slider
Member

110 Posts
7/04

Posted - Aug 21 2004 : 4:58AM

SexDriven75, the "multiple names" thing is dead on. I remember the frustration I had with the hotter-than-hot Lynn Stone, who had at least 5 other aliases...

Even worse is when a girl goes by a single name so *common*, there's no way to specify which starlet you want info on - like the name "Sandy". WTF?! You do an online search on "Sandy" (or whomever), and you're initially overjoyed when a site lists out the 200 movies she's apparently done... only to discover that there are about 50 different "Sandy"'s represented by those 200 films. *&@#%#!! Then you have to decide whether you're obsessed enough to click on each DVD's back cover, squinting to find a face (or body part) you recognize... What a pain in the ass!

But, some sites are better than others, in that respect; at least RAME tries to differentiate between the duplicate names - by specifying "years active", "hair color", etc. (and they list aliases too.) SearchExtreme is good too, but, I've noticed that more than a few of their starlets' filmographies are, shall we say, far from comprehensive?)...

And yo, lemonaid, Mercedes has *such* a fine rack. Even though I'm generally not into dark-haired women, I recently saw trailers for two films of hers that I simply *must* procure. Good call!

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David-J
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155 Posts
8/02

Posted - Aug 21 2004 : 5:06AM

Some pet hates of mine - small points, but really irritating:

- thick white lube that spreads down the guy's dick. Hasn't anybody got a tissue?

- butt acne. Why do so many porn girls have it? Is it that common in 'real life'? (I suspect that some girls get razor rash from shaving their butt cheeks. Better to leave them fuzzy!)

- guys with deformed or otherwise unsightly dicks. It's amazing how many guys in the business have warts, scars, moles or other blemishes on their cock or balls. Are we supposed not to notice? Or not to care? And it can't make it much fun for the girls: 'You expect me to suck THAT???'

- guys who keep shouting 'Oh God, oh shit' etc, etc, etc. If the guys are enjoying it they shouldn't need to give us a running commentary. (I make an exception for Rocco. Maybe it just sound better in an Italian accent.)

- scenes with two girls (+ guy or guys), where one girl is gorgeous and the other is a dog, and only the dog gets analled. You keep hoping against hope that the gorgeous one will take a minute or so of A, but no such luck!

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Zartyr
Member

700 Posts
7/04

Posted - Aug 21 2004 : 7:30AM

-:+1 gazillions of nom de porn:
Who the fuck are Szegedi Bella, Sari Monella, Alexa, Patty Taylor, Sandy Wolf? [rot13]Xevfmgvan Oryyn, Pevfgvan Oryyn[/rot13]

-: single name as nom de porn
Ovidie and such rare names are O.K., but can't the 4242th Jennifer and 4747th Adriana use a surname, please?

-: (little foreplay and) no "after"play

-: cumshot in mouth and no cum swallowing ever
(This is the very point of criticism on Adamo movies, e.g., which I otherwise kinda like.)

-: men who act like roaring lions or mooses

-: too much talking from men during a scene

-: making use of canes, floggers and so on in a "punishment" scene but the items are used in a manner which may have a caressing effect at best.
I mean if you have these items in a "punishment/training" context, use them properly.
Slapping, spitting verbal humiliation and stuff is abundant, but gawd forbid, if a cane would be used properly in a "normal" porn movie.

-: untalented men, when performing in a submissive role
Whenever I see a male pornstar doing uninspired, inadequate and lousy footlicking or something on the dominatrix and then he is rewarded with sex from the dominatrix, I demand that the actor and the director, who lets this happen (Kovi comes to my mind), are instantely sent to the OWK, as an offender, whipping boy or for an extreme punishment stay and then they may study how to treat shoes and feet.
I also demand that the actress playing dominatrix is instantely sent to Gor, Roissy or another lovely place to learn that such behaviour is not suited for a dominant and to advise and train her to take on a role more suited for her.

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ExperimentalGuy
Member

UK
191 Posts
4/04

Posted - Aug 21 2004 : 6:34PM

1) I hate DPs!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry but double penetration scenes just don't do it for me - yes they can be good once in a while to see a girl get really nasty, but really - when the screen is filled with more man-ass and testicals than female flesh - I switch off (or press the FF button).

So, if Directors it is a big deal for you to have a DP scene, leave it to two guys and one girl - at least then there's a reason for it - it makes sense. I hate it when you get two girls and two guys, and one girl is left out of the loop because the scene requires another DP. There's a girl the other guy can have to himself just waiting, playing with her pussy - make use of her!

2) Cocks coming out accidentally during some good hard fucking. Surely with the profesionalism of most directors today, this shouldn't happen anymore (or at least get edited out) - but I still see some actors dick come out as he's pumping away and for him to awkwardly put it back in - it's not only frustrating for me, but the girl being fucked must get really pissed off!!

3) Cock pumping in pussy, then actor taking it out, then teasing girl by putting cock in a little then taking it out again - this really fucks me off. Just bloody bang her - don't mess about mate!!!!

Rant over.

Edited by - experimentalguy on 8/21/2004 6:42:46 PM

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 6:06PM

David-J wrote:
Some pet hates of mine - small points, but really irritating:
- guys with deformed or otherwise unsightly dicks. It's amazing how many guys in the business have warts, scars, moles or other blemishes on their cock or balls. Are we supposed not to notice? Or not to care? And it can't make it much fun for the girls: 'You expect me to suck THAT???'
- guys who keep shouting 'Oh God, oh shit' etc, etc, etc. If the guys are enjoying it they shouldn't need to give us a running commentary. (I make an exception for Rocco. Maybe it just sound better in an Italian accent.)
- scenes with two girls (+ guy or guys), where one girl is gorgeous and the other is a dog, and only the dog gets analled. You keep hoping against hope that the gorgeous one will take a minute or so of A, but no such luck!
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Hahaha completely agree with those three.

Generally speaking, I prefer the guys to make the least amount of noise possible, infact, I don't even want to know they're there, afterall it should be ME f**king the sh*t out of all these hot sluts to begin with y'know?
The more noise guys make, the more it takes me out of the scene. I don't want to be a voyeur, I want to be in place of the undeserving schmuck who's hittin' that stuff.

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 6:09PM

Oh c'mon, now those are really starting to get nitpicky.
Personally I like when the guy occasionally takes it out and puts it back in, the actual point of penetration is damn sexy.

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dumblonde
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2352 Posts
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Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 7:01PM

The increasing occurances of face slapping, choking, verbal abuse, etc. Also the male-dominant/female-submissive scenerio is overdone and completely uninteresting to me. Show me women who know how to fuck and use the guy for THEIR pleasure for a change. More grinding of the hips and full body contact.

The boring jerk-to-pop finishes. I simply won't watch this anymore.

Damn right that's hot! I love the teasing insertion shots.

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axlsfury
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1110 Posts
7/04

Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 8:55PM

My pet peeves are bad behind the scenes. I am talking about ones that have shit like the director and the talent fighting, or arguing. I hate it when they show girls going to the can and puking or who are emotionally upset afterwards. Who wants to see this. It may be a reality, but that is what editing is for. In my fantasy, I don't want to see that shit. Also, I do not like double anal/double vag sex. To me it seems like it is a circus act. Also, can this not be dangerous. I mean, one dick fine, but 2 in the ass, can't you blow your ring?
Axlsfury

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ExperimentalGuy
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UK
191 Posts
4/04

Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 1:15PM

If the guy takes it out, but not tease her with it! And when it comes out by accident - it just pisses me off.

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SexDriven75
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193 Posts
8/04

Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 3:20PM

...You're a weird guy.

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BW
Member

96 Posts
4/04

Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 3:23PM

Dubbing - I can understand dubbing during the acting in features features, but why do some companies dub the actual sex, eg. Private, it's usually done really badly and kills any heat un the scenes.

Too much anal - it seems to be in almost every scene of every film now. The scenes often go along very nicely with girls showing their pleasure, then comes the anal which (when the girl doesn't like it) kills the heat in the scene and ruins it.

I agree with the point about poor cum shots, the male performers should rest up for a day before the scene to hopefully produce a bigger load.

Too many DP's. They always seem to shoot these showing the penetration, and you can hardly see any of the girl, why not film from the front and show off the girls breasts.

While I prefer it that condoms are not used, I understand why they are. However why do they have to use white ones? In some scenes they use pink ones which are not nearly as obvious. If you have to use a condom - use a pink one.

Gagging - I like to watch the girls sucking cock, but I don't want them to nearly vomit all over it.

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