dumbblonde are you female as your name suggests? If so, I think we'd make a pretty good team wink, wink.

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As for other peeves, jerk-to-pop finishes and dubbing are evil.

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I like the thread idea, and yes, jerk-to-pop finishes and dubbing are from the bowels of hell.

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1) Sex toy heavy tapes/scenes - I am not a big fan of scenes where sex toys are used extensively. Don't get me wrong, I recognize value and enjoy/tolerate things like clit stimulators during penetration, and anal beads, but when sex toys are used too much it takes me out of the scene. Basically anything that takes too much focus off of the B/G sex after things are set in motion makes me go soft.

2) This is a big annoyance that I've found in alot of films.
(In scenes with more than one girl) Where the girl that I like best, the girl I want focus to be put on ends up playing second fiddle to the other girl (i.e. the girl I'm least interested in getting most of the shots, catching the money shot etc.).
This could be remedied by doing one-girl tapes as proposed in this thread (not compilation tapes).

Edited by - SexDriven75 on 2/6/2005 6:46:47 PM

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Genital piercings and tattoos.

Spitting.

G/G scenes.

Performers scurrying into postion for the pop shot and the guy jerking himself off. That is so not sexy...

Music. I'd rather hear moaning, breathing, talking, etc.

Super extreme close ups. Sometimes you can't even tell what you're looking at...

Performers who keep articles of clothing on during sex. Shoes, hats, skirts, etc.

Sudden nakedness. I want to watch them take off each other's clothes.

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agree 150%. they always film from underneath too. i would like a straight shot of the ass. also when the women bend over it stretches the ass so you cant see the butt folds

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One of the great things about classic porn from the 70's and 80's was almost everyone wore lingerie, and the lingerie almost always stayed on...at least in part. Also, they almost always started out wearing clothes, and we got to watch them undress. Not anymore.

Now, if you're lucky enough to see a girl in clothes, she ends up naked in mere seconds, and often they cut from clothed to nude without showing us anything. Its infuriating!

On that theme, women in classic porn actually wore real clothes. Not anymore. Now, women are dressed like alien space whores, in shoes and skirts that make no sense, lend nothing attractive, and are absurd to look at.

I'd love to see a lingerie movie with real lingerie...and the lingerie should stay on! Negligees, nightgowns, teddies. And panties...real damn panties!

Honestly, I think part of the problem is the narrow minded focus on very young girls. In classic porn, the women were often a little older, and therefore a little more seasoned. These girls today don't know how to be sexy women. They only know how to be slutty whores. It really is a shame.

On another note, my wife's biggest pet peeve is women in porn wearing 6 inch platform stripper shoes while "just sitting around" Likewise, she says when women are in an outfit, like a schoolgirl or a nurse, pairing those outfits up with totally absurd shoes. Nurses don't wear shoes like that. Neither do schoolgirls. Try some realism. It'd be more interesting.

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I do not like the use of dildoes in girl-girl scenes. I prefer maximal direct sexual contact between girls. Dildo use seems impersonal and antiseptic to me.

I don't like to see white males in porn, unless they're being assfucked and degraded by black guys. Conversely, I enjoy seeing girls with black guys and with shemales of any race.

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