The idea for this thread came about from my, 'There's something about anal' thread when someone, I forget who, pointed out that this would be a good spoof porno title. The top and bottom of it is, I was thinking about this and came up with a few more ideas, and wondered if anyone else had any brainwaves. Anyhoo my suggestions are... 1.Starfish Wars- Beautifull starlets battle it out to see who's starfish has the biggest capacity/best cock pleasing properties. (Perhaps a good title for a Jay Sin series!) 2.Deep Space- Obviosley a pun on the Deep Space 9 theme. 3.Sex In The Shitty- Or has this already been done? 4.Gape Fear- Freaky gape action prefferably staring Robert De Niro, or similar looking mopes. 5.ButtholeJuice- Lesbian take on the now legendary Beatlejuice movie, staring an anal goth chick, Bella? 6.ANY movies involving the word 'Stinkstar', it's a favourite of mine and even gives me a little wood just from looking at titles like 'Creamy Stinkstars', wierd I know. 7.Shite Rider- "Why bother fucking pussies at all Michael?" Well, I've had my fun, anyone else got any suggestions. Edited by - SmellsLikeAss on Jun 3 2008
i think that was me.........but in the vein of mainstream imitates porn and vice versa , on the MTV Movie Awards they did the standard porn spoof titles for all the nominated flicks..Horton Hears A Ho..I Am Legend(In Bed) etc..Iron Man was let as Iron Man Personally for me..for spoof titles it will always be hard to top Free My Willy
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of many in Chuck Palahniuk's new book, which is about a 600 man gangbang. His are often funny but they also make the whole porn mileu portrayed in the novel (called "Snuff") seem almost charming and old-fashioned - from 1998 or something.
"A Fistful of Marmite" : It would be an all girl extreme anal flick but with no toys ;). Just in case you don't have Marmite in the US, this pic should explain everthing.
I'd love to see some kind of 'Willy Wonka' fudge packing based movie. You'd have to pick Shyla or Aline to play Willy, showing all of the other employees how to 'pack fudge' properly.
I love wacky titles and the title from Seymore Butts called I'll Toss Your Salad If You... Butter My Buns! makes me laugh.Imagine being in a seedy dimly lit sex shop,some other perverts are checking out the titles and you go to the counter and lean towards the shop assistant and cup your hand over your mouth and whisper I'll Toss Your Salad If You... Butter My Buns! in his ear....raising your eyebrows up and down.
Anal themed movies-- Anal Nymphos In Training (200 volumes and counting) Forrest Rump (obvious take-off) Frankenhind Amazing Anals Amazing Asses Tails From The Heart Tailboners (300 volumes and counting) Red Light Tails Breast themed movies-- Big Boob Hold 'Em (strip poker with busty women) Big Boob Brainwash (busty women hypnotized to become sex maniacs) Boobaliciousness Boob-A-Rific Babes Breast Strokers (180 volumes and counting) Helluva Lotta Cleavage Well-Rounded Women Miscellaneous-- King Bang-A-Lot Phenomenal Phuckers Candyland Girls GILFS (Goddesses I'd Like to Fuck) Rocket Riders Ladies In HEAT (Heavily Eroticized And Titillated) Fantasy Palace (strip club) Rodeo Drive Streetwalkers That's all I have for now. ___________________________________________________________
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ass titles. The collapse of the great ass.(for first time anal theme) The biggining of the fall of her ass age. The broken ass. What ass is all about. There is something in that ass. The power of ass. Ass and ass only
No need for that, thanks for partisapating! Keep thinking, I'm sure you've got some comedy gold stashed away there, although X-men will take a lot to beat,LMAO at that.
You guys are cracking me up with some of these. Stinky, 'Prolapse Academy' needs to be shot immediately. Should we petition Mila to stage a comeback to star? How 'bout: The Chronicles of Cornholia Speed Gaper You Dont Mess With the Zohandjob The Italan Handjob (made probably) Goodfelatio GI.J.O.
The Female Nerd Always Gets The Worm Creampie Armageddon - The Reckoning Taint Inspectors Toejam For Your Toast The Viagra Chronicles Volume # 5000 - The Revenge Of Peter North Honey.......I Didn't Wipe My Ass There's Something About Jizz Recatal Professionals - Diggin' For The Gold Your Ass Is Mined - Do You Mind? A Little Peanut Butter In The Butthole Goes A Long Way - The Creamy Goodness Diaries Ass Gravy Makes Me Melt I Spit On Your Balls Brownfinger No Enema Anal Encounters - A Dark, Disturbing Journey Into The Unknown Daddy I'm fucking A Greyhound Soft Dicks, Big Clits And Fake Tits - A Meatcurtain Madhouse Disturbed Debutantes - Ed Powers Rides Again....And Again......And Again Boob Runner Something's Rotten. Did You Wash Your Butt?
Big Boob Blowbang Babes Cum Queens Fantastic Titties Holy Hooters Spermaholics T & A: Tongues and Assholes Whoremouths I hope these names will some day fly especially Big Boob Blowbang Babes. If I'm ever directing I think I'd make that a great new series.
girl-phoria~~~ all girl line.... tight squeeze~~~ anal(dp, double vag, double anal) jungle fever~~~ interracial(with both ir girls and guys?) wine, dine and 69~~~ all sex crack addicts annonymous~~~ anal graduation day~~~ young girl/natual 18/19 year olds only
"im the girl your mother warned you about" Edited by - lilmissmackenzeepierce on 6/20/2008 5:03:42 PM
Supergag Free Willies American CreamPie Sisterhood and the Traveling Pussies Hairy and the Tendersons Finding Ne Mo Puss Baiting The Meat Girls
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Nice titles Jordan. I like them. I like mine too but Spermaholics is unoriginal as there already is Teenage Spermaholics. Free Willies...haha, good name for a blowbang! You got some nice spoofs of hollywood titles there.