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SmellsLikeAss
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I can smell gape...
299 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 12:29PM
The idea for this thread came about from my, 'There's something about anal' thread when someone, I forget who, pointed out that this would be a good spoof porno title. The top and bottom of it is, I was thinking about this and came up with a few more ideas, and wondered if anyone else had any brainwaves. Anyhoo my suggestions are...
1.Starfish Wars- Beautifull starlets battle it out to see who's starfish has the biggest capacity/best cock pleasing properties. (Perhaps a good title for a Jay Sin series!)
2.Deep Space- Obviosley a pun on the Deep Space 9 theme.
3.Sex In The Shitty- Or has this already been done?
4.Gape Fear- Freaky gape action prefferably staring Robert De Niro, or similar looking mopes.
5.ButtholeJuice- Lesbian take on the now legendary Beatlejuice movie, staring an anal goth chick, Bella?
6.ANY movies involving the word 'Stinkstar', it's a favourite of mine and even gives me a little wood just from looking at titles like 'Creamy Stinkstars', wierd I know.
7.Shite Rider- "Why bother fucking pussies at all Michael?"
Well, I've had my fun, anyone else got any suggestions.
Edited by - SmellsLikeAss on Jun 3 2008
cocacoladdict
Member

359 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 12:36PM
i think that was me.........but in the vein of mainstream imitates porn and vice versa , on the MTV Movie Awards they did the standard porn spoof titles for all the nominated flicks..Horton Hears A Ho..I Am Legend(In Bed) etc..Iron Man was let as Iron Man
Personally for me..for spoof titles it will always be hard to top Free My Willy
SmellsLikeAss
Member

I can smell gape...
299 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 12:39PM
Personally for me..for spoof titles it will always be hard to top Free My Willy
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LOL :)
chafed
New Member

4 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 12:52PM
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang is one of many in Chuck Palahniuk's new book, which is about a 600 man gangbang. His are often funny but they also make the whole porn mileu portrayed in the novel (called "Snuff") seem almost charming and old-fashioned - from 1998 or something.
SmellsLikeAss
Member

I can smell gape...
299 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 1:15PM
'Shitty Shitty Bang Bang' has already been done, Skeeter Kerkove to thank for that one. 'Shitty Shitty Gang Bang' is the one I cant wait for,lol.
 
Bobcat
Senior Member

1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 1:23PM
"A Fistful of Marmite" : It would be an all girl extreme anal flick but with no toys ;).
Just in case you don't have Marmite in the US, this pic should explain everthing.
180px-Marmite.jpg
Harry_ Palms08
Member

371 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 1:27PM
"Harry Twatter" is this already an actual name? Nonetheless I love it.
SmellsLikeAss
Member

I can smell gape...
299 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 1:46PM
I'd love to see some kind of 'Willy Wonka' fudge packing based movie. You'd have to pick Shyla or Aline to play Willy, showing all of the other employees how to 'pack fudge' properly.
Harry_ Palms08
Member

371 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 1:50PM
^^ I like it man..imagine the possibilities you could have with the Oompa-loompas.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 6:29PM
I love wacky titles and the title from Seymore Butts called I'll Toss Your Salad If You... Butter My Buns! makes me laugh.Imagine being in a seedy dimly lit sex shop,some other perverts are checking out the titles and you go to the counter and lean towards the shop assistant and cup your hand over your mouth and whisper I'll Toss Your Salad If You... Butter My Buns! in his ear....raising your eyebrows up and down.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

^Lucy Pinder
18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jun 3 2008 : 9:17PM
^Doing anything at all while raising your eyebrows up and down kinda rules.
wcw43921
Senior Member

Look Into My Eyes--
1252 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jun 4 2008 : 1:54AM
Anal themed movies--
Anal Nymphos In Training (200 volumes and counting)
Forrest Rump (obvious take-off)
Frankenhind
Amazing Anals
Amazing Asses
Tails From The Heart
Tailboners (300 volumes and counting)
Red Light Tails
Breast themed movies--
Big Boob Hold 'Em (strip poker with busty women)
Big Boob Brainwash (busty women hypnotized to become sex maniacs)
Boobaliciousness
Boob-A-Rific Babes
Breast Strokers (180 volumes and counting)
Helluva Lotta Cleavage
Well-Rounded Women
Miscellaneous--
King Bang-A-Lot
Phenomenal Phuckers
Candyland Girls
GILFS (Goddesses I'd Like to Fuck)
Rocket Riders
Ladies In HEAT (Heavily Eroticized And Titillated)
Fantasy Palace (strip club)
Rodeo Drive Streetwalkers
That's all I have for now.
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"There can never be too many beautiful women Hypnotized for our pleasure."

stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 5 2008 : 7:08PM
The Evil Spread-(maybe featuring girls with love handles)
One Flew Over The Cuckolds Nest-
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jun 5 2008 : 10:19PM
Once again, I propose -
"I Know What You Did To Ron Jeremy"
MEAT BALL
Member

I'm not a scumbag, YOU'RE a scumbag. Also, I am.
54 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 11:19AM
Chum Glubbellin' Cum Guzzlers!
This is perfect for a comp, either gay or straight, as long as cum gets swallowed in it.
I AM MEAT BALL
 
SmellsLikeAss
Member

I can smell gape...
299 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 11:47AM
Anal Groupies-possibly loosley based around the mopes cast being rock stars ect.
Brian Bangs
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POPPORN.com
145 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 11:47AM
Yr definitely missing out if you don't use:
THIGHLANDER 2 - THE DICKENING
gulhavia
Member

30 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 11:57AM
ass titles.
The collapse of the great ass.(for first time anal theme)
The biggining of the fall of her ass age.
The broken ass.
What ass is all about.
There is something in that ass.
The power of ass.
Ass and ass only
Shylock
Spieglergirls.com

"Patron of the Tarts"
2431 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 5:01PM
"THE DeVILLE WEARS PRADA" (Roxy DeVille that is!)

Or, maybe Jeff Mullen/Will Ryder should shoot Britney Stevens in a movie called "NOT AMY WINEHOUSE XXX"?


Not Amy Winehouse XXX .jpg




SHYLOCK
"Patron of the Tarts"
Spieglergirls.com

Mark Spiegler - Myspace page
DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 5:44PM
eX-MEN.
all post-op tranny cast.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 5:59PM
Sex And The Shitty.
SmellsLikeAss
Member

I can smell gape...
299 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 6:17PM
Dana, I'm not saying this 'cause you're a 'star', that's the best/funniest post yet.Perhaps staring Tony T/Kurt lockwood?

Stinkfist, love your stink/fist oriented name, however ,if you'd read the thread properly you'd have noticed I'd already called that one!
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 6:20PM
Just checked back and noticed that..sorry.
SmellsLikeAss
Member

I can smell gape...
299 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 6:37PM
No need for that, thanks for partisapating! Keep thinking, I'm sure you've got some comedy gold stashed away there, although X-men will take a lot to beat,LMAO at that.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 6:39PM
Prolapse Academy.
 
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 6:45PM
The Italian Jobbie.
SmellsLikeAss
Member

I can smell gape...
299 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 7:09PM
respect.
KenK777
Member

Wash. DC
29 Posts
12/06
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 7:09PM
You guys are cracking me up with some of these. Stinky, 'Prolapse Academy' needs to be shot immediately. Should we petition Mila to stage a comeback to star?
How 'bout:
The Chronicles of Cornholia
Speed Gaper
You Dont Mess With the Zohandjob
The Italan Handjob (made probably)
Goodfelatio
GI.J.O.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 7:18PM
Lawrence Of Areola.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 7:26PM
Jaws (girls wearing braces)
The sting (first time anal)
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 7:33PM
What's Eating Gilbert Gape.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 7:47PM
Clitoral Damage.
Shylock
Spieglergirls.com

"Patron of the Tarts"
2431 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 7:55PM
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 7:55PM
I spit in your navel.
Shylock
Spieglergirls.com

"Patron of the Tarts"
2431 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 7:58PM
 
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 8:00PM
James Bondage.00 heaven.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 8:06PM
Oh Brothel,Where Art Thou.
Bridget Jones Diarrhea.
Romancing the Bone.
backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 8:48PM
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 6 2008 : 9:05PM
1984..i have been humiliated.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jun 7 2008 : 4:19AM
The Female Nerd Always Gets The Worm
Creampie Armageddon - The Reckoning
Taint Inspectors
Toejam For Your Toast
The Viagra Chronicles Volume # 5000 - The Revenge Of Peter North
Honey.......I Didn't Wipe My Ass
There's Something About Jizz
Recatal Professionals - Diggin' For The Gold
Your Ass Is Mined - Do You Mind?
A Little Peanut Butter In The Butthole Goes A Long Way - The Creamy Goodness Diaries
Ass Gravy Makes Me Melt
I Spit On Your Balls
Brownfinger
No Enema Anal Encounters - A Dark, Disturbing Journey Into The Unknown
Daddy I'm fucking A Greyhound
Soft Dicks, Big Clits And Fake Tits - A Meatcurtain Madhouse
Disturbed Debutantes - Ed Powers Rides Again....And Again......And Again
Boob Runner
Something's Rotten. Did You Wash Your Butt?
gulhavia
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30 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jun 8 2008 : 2:20PM

Edited by - gulhavia on 6/8/2008 2:27:54 PM
gulhavia
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30 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jun 8 2008 : 2:21PM
gulhavia
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30 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jun 8 2008 : 2:26PM

monkey power
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Tim?
868 Posts
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Posted - Jun 8 2008 : 10:08PM
ApocaLips
(BJs)
MEAT BALL
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I'm not a scumbag, YOU'RE a scumbag. Also, I am.
54 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 16 2008 : 9:55AM
"Gunns (and Pistols) and Roses" - a rock and roll spoof starring Tommy Gunn with Tommy Pistol as his rival and Ava & Mia Rose as the love interests.

I AM MEAT BALL

kristinarose
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797 Posts
2/08
Posted - Jun 17 2008 : 10:29PM
I'd buy it!
Big Raider Fan
Member

Ready and willing
133 Posts
8/07
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 2:53PM
I can see this as a great horror spoof.
Taylor Von Bailey
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2116 Posts
8/06
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 4:43PM
Big Boob Blowbang Babes
Cum Queens
Fantastic Titties
Holy Hooters
Spermaholics
T & A: Tongues and Assholes
Whoremouths
I hope these names will some day fly especially Big Boob Blowbang Babes. If I'm ever directing I think I'd make that a great new series.
lilmissmackenzeepierce
Senior Member

1148 Posts
10/07
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 4:58PM
girl-phoria~~~ all girl line....
tight squeeze~~~ anal(dp, double vag, double anal)
jungle fever~~~ interracial(with both ir girls and guys?)
wine, dine and 69~~~ all sex
crack addicts annonymous~~~ anal
graduation day~~~ young girl/natual 18/19 year olds only

"im the girl your mother warned you about"
Edited by - lilmissmackenzeepierce on 6/20/2008 5:03:42 PM

JordanStar
Member

220 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 11:52PM
Supergag
Free Willies
American CreamPie
Sisterhood and the Traveling Pussies
Hairy and the Tendersons
Finding Ne Mo Puss
Baiting
The Meat Girls
Taylor Von Bailey
Deactivated User

2116 Posts
8/06
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 10:33AM
Nice titles Jordan. I like them. I like mine too but Spermaholics is unoriginal as there already is Teenage Spermaholics. Free Willies...haha, good name for a blowbang! You got some nice spoofs of hollywood titles there.
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