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macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 4 2014 : 8:27AM
So I am a math professor at a university and a huge porn fan. Years ago i thought about creating a method of rating pornstars using their measurements. So I think I have a pretty good method now and have about 1400 girls in my database with rankings. Basically I have worked out a way to measure how much tits come off a woman's midriff and how much ass comes off a woman's waist. I take that measurement and institute a couple of penalties. Large and small BMI costs points and so does fake tits. Fake tits were possibly the hardest thing to work out. It's really a eyeball test. "How fake do they look?" There are other factors I haven't delve into yet. Skin is one thing that really matters that is really hard to measure. I love white girls with really light skin but I don't really have a preference for black girl skin, asian girl skin and latin girl skin, other than not being crazy about pimples on any of the above.
Now a few disclaimers: i love curves so if you like the really skinny girls you might not like my ratings. Pornstar sites lie about measurements especially breast size. If a girl is a 36 D, it should mean the midriff is 32 and the cup size is D. The other measurement gets used instead to make a girl sound more impressive. Of course weight is lied about and changes quite often. Sometimes really tall girls have nice BMI but have tons of cellulite. Anyway, It's not perfect but it has been fun. Here are the top ten: overall, tits and ass. I could change my mind tomorrow about details in the formulas but these girls almost always come out on top.
Overall
Vanessa Del
Melissa Reed
Ms Cleo
Kristina Milan
Angela White
Ashley Evans
Elaina Gregory
Josephine James
Scarlet Lavey
Gianna Michaels
Tits
Miosotis
Vanessa Del
Farrah Vancock
Haydee Rodriquez
Elaina Gregory
Kristina Milan
Ashley Evans
Roxi Red
Mianna Thomas
Denise Davies
Ass
Ms Cleo
Jessica Allbutt
Gizelle Stallion
Cherokee D’Ass
Julie Cash
Kelly Starr
Mya G
Joei Deluxxx
Madison Rose
Nena Linda
Most of my data comes from 3 sites: Iafd.com, boopedia.com and freeones.com.
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 4 2014 : 8:29AM
I meant 36 D means 36 midriff and D cup size. What I wrote is what the incorrect sites state.
earthwindfire
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257 Posts
10/12
Posted - Aug 4 2014 : 3:10PM
I think the first question we should all ask:
Do you want this man to be your daughters Math Professor :)
I P Freely
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335 Posts
10/11
Posted - Aug 4 2014 : 8:06PM
Any calculation that doesn't end up with Aurora Snow on top is obviously flawed. Best to go back to the drawing board and rework those formulas.
I P Freely
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335 Posts
10/11
Posted - Aug 4 2014 : 8:08PM
Almost didn't notice but I see Gianna Michaels is in the overall top ten. But she is not in the "tits" top ten? What exactly gets her into the overall top ten other than her tits?
 
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 4 2014 : 9:04PM
Aurora Snow did get an A rating. But she doesn't have enough curves to make the top ten. Measuring what makes Aurora special isn't really possible. Sexual appetite and downright nastiness is subjective.
The top ten tits and ass aren't the top ten overall. They have the top ten largest tits and asses for girls with the penalties I mentioned before. Gianna has just about everything. Large tits, large ass and a great bmi. Actually I rate her bmi as almost perfect in my calculations.
Truthfully in my opinion Gianna Michaels, Karina Hart and Angela White are the hottest pornstars I have every seen, but girls like Vanessa Del with gigantic tits and Ms Cleo with her humongous ass dominate the ratings (also both have good to great bmi). I've tried making bmi a bigger deal but then all the gorgeous heavy girls get kicked out.
Macko69
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Gone for a walk.
1985 Posts
5/08
Posted - Aug 4 2014 : 10:40PM
Is the attractiveness of the woman's face a consideration? While that may be subjective, to me it's the most important attribute to help me decide whether I want to watch any of the actress's work.
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 4 2014 : 11:13PM
There are so many factors in deciding how attractive a women is and most of them are subjective. My rankings are based on measurements. Weight, height, measurements, and cup size are a few. The only subjective thing I've included so far is fakeness of breasts. So maybe this should just be considered a measure of curviness with penalties for cellulite.
Dan
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2056 Posts
6/07
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 5:28AM
I'd say that any rating system needs to look at the whole woman and not just at her parts. Because women can be attractive in many different ways. You can't really say how attractive a woman is just by looking at some part of her body, unless you look at her whole body too, including her face and her hair.
It's possible to do something like this with image analysis software and statistical methods to correlate women's looks with their actual popularity among men. Once you find such correlations, then you can use them to create a computer algorithm for predicting the future popularity of women as porn stars by rating their images with this algorithm.

macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 7:18AM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder they say, so i would believe even though there are some women people could all agree on have beautiful faces or ugly faces, there would be huge differences of opinion on others. Some guys like high cheekbones, some don't - some guys like big noses, some like little noses, this could go on and on.
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 7:19AM
A few more top ten lists - This is the top ten girls with bmi less than 18
Debi Diamond
Mai Bailey
Anita Queen
Wanda Curtis
Jane East
Brittany O’Neil
Giovana
Angela D’Angelo
Sandra Star
Enrika Dolls
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 7:20AM
The top ten girls with BMI greater than 26
Elaina Gregory
Skyy Black
Maria Moore
Alix Lakehurst
Jessica Allbutt
Carol Brown
Karmella Kreme
Sadie Blooms
Cherry Brady
Felicia Clover
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 7:23AM
The top ten girls with BMI between 18 and 20.
Ashley Evans
Boobsdonna
Laura Orsolya
Michelle Mount
Babalu
Suzana
Jane Darling
Sharon Pink
Carmella Bing
Oklahoma
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 7:24AM
The top ten girls with bmi between 22 and 26.
Vanessa Del
Melissa Reed
Kristina Milan
Josephine James
Scarlet Lavey
Joei Deluxxx
Miosotis
Gizelle Stallion
Farrah Vancock
Donna Red
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 7:25AM
The Top Ten girls with bmi between 20 and 22
Ms Cleo
Angela White
Gianna Michaels
Karina Hart
Terry Nova
Selena Starr
Katrina Drew
Kelly Christiansen
Carmen Hayes
Jaylene Rio
 
Dragon Sign
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3381 Posts
12/13
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 10:55AM
Mathematics along with statistics wouldn't be to much help for me checking out what's up in the pornworld. I'd much more put on the glasses of a Gymclass professional. For me the turn on will never be coming up with the correct answers or definitions. The word "talent" is instantly shown better with a ball or with moves or something.
I P Freely
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335 Posts
10/11
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 7:39PM
OK now there's enough lists and data that I'd like to see the gradebooks from this guy's classes.
Bob Cobb
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220 Posts
6/14
Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 8:23PM
I've been watching porn for decades yet I've never heard of half of these girls.
ninja1
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2939 Posts
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Posted - Aug 5 2014 : 10:01PM
Curious as to what (numerically) makes Ms Cleo rank higher than Cherokee D'Ass, in the ass category.
Brummie
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3389 Posts
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Posted - Aug 6 2014 : 1:06AM
The Original Poster says he is a "Maths professor at a University" so clearly would have the know-how NOT to place another post (this one) under his original one. If he was so brainy, why didn't he just click the edit button and edit/correct his original post??. Lol.
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 6 2014 : 7:38AM
Ms Cleo has a low bmi because of her height which is misleading in her case. So Cherokee does have a bigger ass but a much larger bmi. The largest asses in porn are usually the super heavyweights which is why bmi is important to find big asses without tons of fat.
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 6 2014 : 7:53AM
Just laziness on my part.
Edited by - macbear67 on 8/6/2014 8:15:44 AM
macbear67
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13 Posts
8/14
Posted - Aug 6 2014 : 7:54AM
One of the reasons I made the database was to find porn stars I hadn't seen before. I have found several girls that have only been in just a few movies but have bodies to die for.
Brummie
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1/09
Posted - Aug 6 2014 : 8:38AM
^^ Sorry Macbear. Didn't mean my post to sound so rude.
Very interesting findings though from your research. Must admit I had never heard of some of those names before. I think I'd better do some "research" of my own. Lol Sorry again mate.



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