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Haze
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 5:04AM
I think it funny some of these girls are willing to spend 8-10K on some fake tits but not about 2K to get invisaline. It seems more recently I've been seeing girls with some really jacked grills. Please girls a nice smile > fake pair of tits.
ronin3
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 5:54AM
As much as I loved Courtney Simpson her grill work as you call it
was a distraction and not a plus. If it looks too unnatural it just ain't right
the same as with a tit job. You may be in that field and it may matter more to you
but some of those differences are also their trademarks... Belladonna's gap is a good example.
I don't think too many people get that fired up about it...........
RandomPrecision
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 6:42AM
Ehh.
Edited by - randomprecision on 1/29/2009 6:43:15 AM
Sir Tapalot
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 11:36AM
I don't even notice. It's part of being human. Lighten up. Nice looking tits (real or not) > perfect teeth. If you're going to b*tch about teeth, why not crab about noses too? W/e....
dexington steele
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 11:38AM
I'm still stuck on Courtney's beautiful face and body. Among the smaller girls, she's still tops in my book--and I'm not really that much into blondes! It'd be great to have a 2009 comeback tour from Courtney.
Also, I adore Bella's gap. VERY hot, among other things about her. In the overly plastic and recycled looks of porn, it's always good when a girl has something distinct and endearing.
 
Cornell Lingus
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 11:42AM
I'm hard pressed to think of someone active right now who has teeth that are irksome to me. There is the opposite that some get teeth that are just as hideously fake as bolt-on tits.
Tobias
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 12:04PM
Nicole Ray has some pretty bad teeth.
Bobcat
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 12:38PM
Bullshit!
Nicole Ray's teeth are fine, most guys would give their right nut to have a gf as hot as her!
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Tobias
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 12:56PM
The thread is about TEETH. Nicole obviously is an attractive girl. But, she could obviously also benefit from some dental work:
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RandomPrecision
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 2:08PM
You could obviously benefit from a new personality.
Reggie86
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 2:17PM
The worst I've seen was [ invalid url ].
Edited by - Reggie86 on 1/29/2009 2:18:20 PM
ckjordan
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 6:22PM
I often wondered about this too, teeth are very important part of a womans beauty not to mention these might hurt your dick.
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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 8:35PM
this thread fucking sucks and should get locked and go straight to hell.
fuck it.
Homey76
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 8:42PM
It's not just girls though because the first person I thought of was Steve Holmes. If you like girls with the need for some dental work check out Jules Van Saint in A good Source of Iron. Actually as much as I love/worship that series, I thought it was a prerequisite for female performers to have jacked teeth in that series. Not all the girls did but you could bet that at least 1 would show up in the video. To me it adds a certain "realism" to it. I love women. With cosmetic imperfections and all.
Tobias
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 9:17PM
I don't think the original or subsequent posters intended or have displayed any malice. All folks are saying is that a nice smile may actually be more of a turn on than plastic surgery.
 
Haze
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 9:18PM
The girls are "models" so should b able t be criticized like any other model. We can talk about runway models that are too skinny so why not pornstars that need dental work? If your profession is to be a model why no honest criticism?
And I agree with Nicole Ray. She has a cute face but her bottom row needs work. Alicia Alighatti's Grill has to take the cake.
the unknown pervert
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 9:38PM
For someone whose skin is such an important tool for their occupation yours sure is thin.
Knuckle Kids
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 10:18PM
Not a good shot to be saying her teeth are fine. her Snaggle tooth is plenty visible.
Gentleman Jon All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 10:20PM
I thought this thread seemed a little dodgy as well. I thought about mentioning a few girls who are super hot but have crooked teeth, but somehow it didn't seem right.
saratoga120
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 10:36PM
Yes, I agree. Much better to tell them in private.
ronin3
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Posted - Jan 29 2009 : 10:51PM
The thread is just another version of (your complaint here ) = Damaged Goods.
This surreal quest for human performers to appear like unreal dolls
so that fans will be able to have a realistic fantasy about them is asking too much
of someone who's career rarely lasts past a few years before moving on.
We are not puppeteers .They are not puppets
You own the DVD you bought...not the people in it.
Bringing up this "she's too fat", "he's too short" Hollywood Enquirer
mentality into the equation is way over the top.
This is only fantasy entertainment. Learn to draw that line and we will all be fine.
If I contributed to Dana's disgust in any way I'm sorry. I am a grateful s.o.b. for all of the performers I get to see doing the things I don't get to do with them myself.
In the words of that guy with the headband God Bless Pornography.

Haze
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 4:23AM
Remember we're talking about the girl's teeth. Not the girl. Like when everyone gripes about a girl who gets implants.
I find it odd that this seems so controversial. A girl can suck eight dicks and take a bukkake but someone criticizes her teeth and its gone too far. I may never understand porn.
saratoga120
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 4:44AM
Admittedly, a lady's teeth do not give a glimpse into her soul. On the other hand, there are few body parts that can lend as much immortality to a lady as her teeth.
Ida Lupino
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 5:08AM
Studies have shown that the zinc and calcium in sperm help prevent tooth decay, but the high acid content in pussy causes tooth rot.
Which is why you rarely see a lesbian with good teeth.
Bobcat
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 6:41AM
Yeah, buts thats my whole point! Bad teeth to me are rotten or damaged and not crooked ones, I guess it's just something that doesn't bother me as much as some other people who've posted in this thread! I'm not a great fan of a prefect but fake smile, just give me a real girl with real and healthy teeth.
Missy Stone is one of my favorites, her teeth aren't perfect but it's not an issue for me!

Edited by - bobcat on 1/30/2009 6:46:01 AM

 
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 10:46AM
One of my favorites. I never noticed her teeth.
skronker
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 11:51AM

You have no idea ...
WAZUPSTL
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 11:58AM
She is cute for sure and looks fine to me. Who wants a porn star with braces... Yikes!
WAZUPSTL
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 12:04PM
Oh and they are white so she takes care of them for sure and it doesn't look like she is spending thousands of dollars on breast implants or other enhancements. I would feel safe letting her give me some mouth love.
10000 days
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 12:54PM
Few things are worse than the teeth treatment on the dick during a BJ. Considering how vigorous most blowjobs (or skullfucks) are in teh porns, this has to happen pretty regularly.
But yeah this thread is dodgy for sure.
Dave_K99
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 1:35PM
But maybe not face to face, or it might be you who ends up with your teeth rearranged...
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 1:48PM
^ A fate definitely earned by some of the posters in this thread.
bono-ONE All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 1:58PM
Not quite sure I see the point in this thread, someone care to explain it for me as I'm inclined to lock this. Are teeth going to be this years boobjob harping.
tricia_devereaux
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 2:00PM
Sometimes it's the imperfections in a girl which make them special to their fans.
I myself happen to be a BIG fan of a smile with healthy, straight teeth. But if the performer really does it for me, crooked teeth wouldn't be a deal breaker. But to be honest, if I had to pick between two girls where everything was equal, except one had saggy boobs and one had crooked teeth, I'd probably instinctively pick the better teeth. Probably 4 years of wearing braces ingrained in me how important straight teeth are to me. Ughhh.
WAZUPSTL - lol. :) I agree on the braces thing, but I do know more than a couple porn girls who did Invisalign and significantly straightened their teeth.
I agree with Haze on one thing... if a girl's going to spend a huge amount of money on fake boobs, but yet she has a bad smile, it does seem strange to me. But I have no problems with a great performer who's sexy and decides to forgo alterations altogether.
Basically, this thread should be yet another reminder that fans like different things, and no girl is going to be able to please every porn viewer.
WAZUPSTL
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 2:16PM
I think this topic is ok as long as everyone stays on a mature level about it. Picking on one person or being judgmental and ignorant about it is not called for. As long as names are not named and everyone remains civil about it I see no harm. I am a little curious about why this thread is in Star Crossed and why it was started in the first place but I guess some people are fixated on teeth.
Personally as long as they are taken care of and not harmful I think they add character and show that imperfections can be sexy also. Who really wants all the pornstars to look like Barbie? Look at Jenna Haze, she is all natural and one of the hottest in the biz. Do having fake boobs or perfect teeth make the woman?
Edited by - wazupstl on 1/30/2009 2:17:54 PM
 
ophelia
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 3:53PM
I seriously thought this was the biggest bunch of bull I've ever heard in my life.. but then I Googled it. Man, do I love the Internets.
saratoga120
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 4:17PM
Yeah, but don't get too excited. Different Ida Lupino.
JONNYESS
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 9:58PM
I've always found Nici Sterling entirely captivating, but her teeth in some of her early work made me cringe despite my fascination
SunShowers
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Posted - Jan 30 2009 : 11:05PM
"It's not just girls though because the first person I thought of was Steve Holmes."
Ho! Steve Holmes has great teeth. His smile has charm and character.
Personally, I think a little crookedness is sexy.
Knuckle Kids
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 4:13AM
But wasn't she English, so that's the style there! LOL. But seriously, the girls ought to invest in their smile a lot quicker than the Louis Vitton.
Harri Patel
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 4:53AM
I'm not going to name names, but there is one girl who has seriously weird looking fake choppers and a very odd-looking boob job.
the unknown pervert
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 10:29AM
I don't understand all the tippy-toeing around the topic. What's the point of having a thread titled pornstars with the worst teeth if you are not allowed to name names. I'm betting no football forum would lock a thread titled quarterbacks with the worst arms or wide receivers with the worst hands. If part of the success of your job is dependent on how you look then you are going to be subject to a critique of those looks every now and then. If you don't like it or can't handle it go into accounting or sell insurance for a living.
WAZUPSTL
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 11:09AM
Ok well this isn't football... This is porn and there are ladies involved and deserve to be treated as such regardless of their teeth, boobs, or whatever. The topic title says "PORNSTARS" not "SPECIFIC PORNSTARS". There is no need to name names and pick on a specific person. It would be like someone starting a thread to make fun of how fat or bald you are. I have no idea who you are but you are probably not fat or bald at all... Just saying.
Edited by - wazupstl on 1/31/2009 11:10:51 AM
Edited by - wazupstl on 1/31/2009 12:13:21 PM
Knuckle Kids
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 12:07PM
That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
WAZUPSTL
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 12:11PM
Are you implying that pornstars should be treated like football players? I hope it wasn't my typo that was funny cuz that would just be sad. I have alot of them.
Edited by - wazupstl on 1/31/2009 12:30:14 PM
JennaRulez2006
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 12:15PM
Jada Fire had braces, she still looked fuckin hot and burned up the screen with her intensity fucking and sucking.
Unless a girl has some missing front teeth that are really noticeable, crooked teeth are the norm anyhow with most people.
I endured braces in my teens for 2 1/2 years, sure smiles are eye catching, but that isn't the only thing sexy about a woman.
Also if a woman has crooked teeth but she will go and get a boob job, I would agree that she should put the money to her teeth, because in the long run your straight teeth will still be there but your fake tits may leak or look crappy in time.
When I met Alicia Alightti in 2006, she had braces, still look hot to me.
WAZUPSTL
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 12:26PM
I wasn't implying that a pornstar with braces would look bad and I commend them on trying to improve themselves. I have never had a B.J. by someone with braces but to me it seems pretty dangerous and would imagine it might be a bit painful unless she knows what she is doing I'm sure. Who wants to be that first one she goes down on when she gets the braces?
JennaRulez2006
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 12:41PM
From past experiences with girls and braces, the braces are on the outside of her teeth, and so they don't touch dick, unless she rubs the dick along her teeth then I would be a bit nervous LOL. Chafe city or what then LOL
the unknown pervert
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 8:14PM
Ironically my worst physical feature is my teeth. When I was a kid other kids used to call me Jaw because of my underbite. Somehow I lived through that hideous torture without needing therapy.
(Sarcasm in italics.)
WAZUPSTL
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 9:01PM
Just to touch on a little of the etiquette...
Adult DVD Talk is a Community of Porn Fans and Industry Insiders
Please do not talk about pornstars, directors or producers as if they are not here. We are lucky to have industry participants, and they are paying attention to your constructive criticism. Insults will get you nowhere and lead to the deactivation of your forum account.
All in All
Adult DVD Talk is here so we can help each other answer questions and simply have a good time. We want to have fun too. We do not want to spend our time enforcing rules and reminding people to be respectful. We're fortunate to have such an interesting, amusing, considerate group of people gathered here who always welcome new faces. Thanks to everyone who participates! Enjoy!
All I am saying is there is no need for "hideous torture" here. I guess a thread about teeth causes controversy in the PORN community... Who knew? LOL
Mark_J
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Posted - Jan 31 2009 : 9:06PM
You make an interesting point- I think it's funny too. [ invalid url ] It's spelled INVISALIGN, by the way- apparently proper spelling got lost in translation.
Thanks for lurking, and you're welcome for the idea.
Edited by - MARK_J on 1/31/2009 10:15:46 PM
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