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bigfoot
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1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - Aug 6 2007 : 11:42AM
I'll keep this brief - if, like me, you find yourself getting really, REALLY bored with the repetative/formulatic nature of gonzo porn (and you'd rather watch men's archery than feature porn), I have a potential solution.
- LOSE THE REMOTE -
Okay. There is no need to throw it away, but putting it aside brought me back to yesteryear when my Betamax did not have a remote. As a result, I was forced to either watch what was on the screen OR actually get up and fast forward. If you are like me, getting up, uh er, rather standing up to fast forward past a scene is not something I'm prone to do when my hand(s) are otherwise occupied.
So why the big deal? I have found that if I watch porn with a remote in my hand, I spend most of my time looking for something that is interesting to ME as opposed to simply getting into the scene. By fast forwarding, we miss a certain glance towards the camera or a gentle caress that we can work in to our own sexual repetoire.
I have found that this simple exercise helps me better appreciate what is on the screen, who is on the screen, how they are doing, what they are doing, picking out who seems to really be into it and who is too into it.
In short, "losing the remote" has helped bring the spirit of porn back into my life. I hope it helps with you if you are having the same issues.
Edited by - bigfoot on Aug 18 2007
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Aug 6 2007 : 11:47AM
I can't watch porn without a remote, there are a lot of parts I want to skip like most blowjobs and cumshots. Not to mention I also skip scenes if I don't like the performers.
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - Aug 6 2007 : 11:50AM
Ramsey, I hear you, but pick one of your favorite movies and try it without the remote. You might find that you are skipping over parts that are worth watching.
nicolemalach
Member

13 Posts
8/07
Posted - Aug 6 2007 : 1:18PM
I agree with bigfoot. I learn this since I watch movie by streaming.
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Aug 6 2007 : 1:40PM
I don't have the patience to watch a whole scene without fast-forwarding. The only full scenes I can watch are scenes with Trina Michaels
 
warrenwest67
Member

Thanks for the mammaries.
966 Posts
1/07
Posted - Aug 6 2007 : 3:30PM
^ Isn't that strange how there is one that stands out to us. Most porn is like fluff to me and i have to FF thru alot of it, but I can watch an entire scene w/ Avy Scott and still want more- outtakes - BTS - anything. Maybe we were ment to be monogamous some how?
mod: extraneous quote removed -see the Forum Etiquette
Edited by - hardware on 8/6/2007 4:56:28 PM
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Aug 6 2007 : 5:30PM
I would go absolutely nuts without a remote! Seriously. I'd throw some shit and break the TV or something.
gladtobeblazed
Member

83 Posts
5/07
Posted - Aug 7 2007 : 12:04AM
I don't watch porn on my tv, I watch it on my computer. This really helps in the boredom department because I have 4 computers, that means I get to watch 4 films at a time. And I'm usually drinking beer when I watch, so that helps too.
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 10:15AM
if this applies to you - think back to the days when your collection of porn video's was extremely limited and you were forced to watch the same scenes over and over - I remember seeingnew things every time I watched - new glances, new tongue positions, voices of the crew, etc., I'm sitting here with nearly 900 adult titles on DVD and to be honest, there are times when I long for the 'intimacy' of familiar scenes.
Compare it to your favorite movie. Do you fast forward through scenes that aren't the best? For me, I like seeing, hearing and realizing things in my 25th viewing of "The Godfather".
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 10:46AM
I find taking a break from porn once-in-a-while makes it much more exciting when you pick it up again (even just a few weeks).
major sharp
Deactivated User

246 Posts
2/04
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 1:27PM
I don't see how anyone can watch porn on a computer.
Especially with a 17inch monitor.
UKDave
Member

Taryn Thomas - Born For Porn
134 Posts
1/06
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 3:58PM
I agree with you in some ways bigfoot.
My favourite porn is anal & facials. I will generally skip through the parts where there is just vaginal sex. Normal sex is great in real life but it has become a bit boring for me in porn. So anyway, I will just watch the parts that really appeal to me. After watching some of my fav movies many times I have gone back to them & watched the parts I never saw before. It's amazing how there can be something really interesting you missed, like some horny conversation between two of the girls & maybe some kissing & spitting etc. So sometimes it can be worth watching more of a movie.
Keni
Member

www.kenistylesblog.com
131 Posts
8/07
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 4:45PM
Hi gotta totally agree with Bigfoot here,
I have always loved watching porn but from start to finish. I think because when I was younger I only had a few movies and I was almost addicted to wanking.
I remember settling down to watch the movie and just putting it on and letting it run from the start. All the build ups, plots and comedy acting was brilliant.
Actually I used to challenge myself to endure the whole film, so the acting parts were chill out periods when I would, you know, ease off? lol!
I used to get a weird kick out of imagining I was the one fucking the girl but when it came to the pop shot, I kept my control! lol! Weird I know, I'd feel proud of myself for lasting longer than the studs! Then finally I'd let it all go on the last scene! haha! (too much honesty I think?) lol!
Def think when you have the time, you should try it without the remote. Settle down for a good old session and enjoy the whole film! and with some oil too! ;)
Keni



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