Okay I've been flirting massively with this girl at work and it looks like we're gonna go out this weekend (fingers crossed) but everytime she comes and chats with me my dick starts to leak large amounts of pre-cum. This has never happened to such a degree before and I do my kegels regularly so it's not an issue with any other penile fluid. Obviously I'm quite attracted to the woman but I'm worried when we go out I'm gonna end up staining my pants noticeably. Even when I jack-off before work it still happens when she starts her shift about five hours later so do you guys have any quick solutions that won't cause embarrassment if things start to get hot'n'heavy on our date? HELP!!! Edited by - David Cop-a-feel on Jun 23 2011
How much are you leaking? surely it can't be that bad, have you consulted your GP? I would probably wear two pairs of underwear with Rods panty liner suggestion in between them, probably not ideal but will work for the initial dates I guess. By the time sex comes around by then you would think she has developed feelings for you and if mature enough probably will not mind plus it saves on lube, sorry I tried.
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Posted - Jun 25 2011 : 10:04AM
Cocks don't leak pre-cum unless they are hard/excited. You saying each time she comes around you get a hard-on for an extended period of time? The pre-cum is natures way of lubricating the tube where the semen ejaculates from. You may be pissing your pants instead out of fear of this chick. Either that or you have the clap.
Sigh, no it's not piss (it's clear,viscous and odour-free) and I don't have the clap. My dick does get semi-hard around her,often 'cuz I'm thinking about shagging her ,but believe me this is alot more pre-cum than I usually generate when I'm having sexual daydreams and about the same as when I'm about to pop. I've never had this much extra volume with previous partners even when I knew we were about to get it on (during sex is another story but you would expect that).
I would say you're fine. I had a girlfriend in college that was into chilling in her apartment in her panties and topless. She liked when I was naked. Anyway the sight of her in lace panties and other sexy panties would literally give me a foot long rope of pre-cum hanging from the tip of my cock...that is why she liked me naked...she would just walk by me and use her finger to take the pre-cum and eat it...having that happen once or twice would lead to a good fuck session. I would call it a visual or audio stimulation...you are so turned on mentally by what you see or hear that your other head reacts by dripping its pre-cum. Most girls that I have been intimate with like it when it happens...makes them feel attractive...and they say pre-cum is sweeter to eat anyway...lol.
Wish I knew her number some days. She was a fucking huge tease...she loved cum though...LOVED it. She would always want me to pull out and cum in her mouth. In the 7 months we were dating\ fucking I think I came a few times on her butt and once on her beautiful c cup tits...the rest of the time it went straight onto her tongue.
It was awesome that's for sure! Of course she had me eat a steady diet of fruit, which was cool in itself because I would be chowing down on apples, oranges and various other fruits in front of various people and they had no idea that the main reason I was eating all that fruit was so to make my girlfirend happy...to make my cum sweeter. Nothing beats cumming on the tongue of a 22 year old 130 pound 5'6" blue eyed brunnette and her making eye contact with you as she swallows it down. My wife is 28 and she prefers anal and vaginal creampies but will swallow if she just strictly giving me head. She has green eyes and is a brunette and is 5'4" and weighs around 130 pounds also...so you can tell I like sexy tan brunettes.
David,are you emptying the barrels before you go to work and see her..if not your cock will think it's Christmas when you see her and "weep" at her beauty.
^^ that post about "emptying the barrels" reminded me about the infamous scene in "There's Something About Mary" with the "hair gel" to the topic, I had a Coach in High School for Health class who told us when we were on Sex Ed "you always dribble before you score" good times
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Posted - Jul 4 2011 : 6:59PM
Yeah, I did mention it in the original post but it still doesn't work!
^David if you get that date with her and you go for a meal or to the Cinema put some sandbags down either side of you to prevent you from being washed away..sorry lol.
i know how u feel Dave. A college chick was on my lap once, and I had so much pre-cum come out that it went through my boxers and t-shirt. I tried to lay my johnson flat on my stomach, but idea of hitting dat thing right wouldn't leave. Needless to say, she had a nice little wet spot on her jeans. Don't worry about it, David. make the johnson face up, put on a belt to hold down the johnson to your stomach. this is a trick also. (No homoerotic comment intended) but if you're packing a big branch, let that thing slang out (not sling, slang). I did a couple of times. I hit one chick on the nose once. (In the face!!) haha. good luck.
That is bad. How much are you leaking though? Have you considered masturbating before your date to reduce your tank? Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didnt. Erica Jong
There are probably incontinence or water conservation products with straws and bags that attach to legs. Keeping the funnel on the penis is the part that would need the most engineering.