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dodgenot
Member

65 Posts
8/06
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 4:36AM

I just can not understand the confusion these producers have about porn. Why do they insist on losing money?

Great Models, both male and female, fine photography, good setups and the models do eveything, but the producers have this formula driven, lame cumshot scene that appears in almost every flick. That lame cumshot has made me give up on them, and probably you too.

Here it is:

Guy, or guys, cum in front of her face dropping most of their loads about an inch away. A telephoto lens makes it look as if it is closer. A drop or two may hit her cheek, and perhaps there is some post cum sucking after which she smiles at the camera.

I do not know if the Producers of PRIVATE/Hustler think that cum will poison their pretty girls or think that a little gag from her will ruin the movie, or if they just can't figure out if they are doing hardcore or softcore porn.

Whatever it is, it is lame, and though there are probably a few good examples that defy the above formula, it is not worth renting thousands of scenes just to find the rare execption.

In a way I think the the people at Private/Hustler are genuine prudes. Avoid them until they start doing real porn.

Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 5:06AM
Can you mention the few Private movies that made you come to this conclusion (no pun intended)?



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