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VincentVanGauge
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 12:07AM
Thanks to another thread I realized that I don't pronounce Cytherea the same way Google does. According to Google it should be pronounced something in terms of "scythe-er-e-ah", stressed on the third syllable. I always pronounced her name "scythe-ear-e-ah", stressed on the second syllable. Please tell me I'm right and let it be the truth...

Please list other porn star names that could be tricky in these days of non-rhyming food, good and blood.

- For non-native English speakers, Gauge can be difficult to pronounce. I was glad a guy called her by name in the first scene I've seen with her. (Must have been the first, only and last time I was glad to hear a guy talk in porn ). (For those who don't know, she rhymes with "engage".)

- Okay now, can anyone tell me how to pronounce Jenaveve (Jolie), please? I'd say something like "jenna, we've", stressed on the last syllable. I need to know if that's anywhere close to correct, otherwise I can't both buy Pirates and feel morally acceptable.

- Do you pronounce Melissa Lauren the same way as Lauren Phoenix or does she get a special French pronunciation?

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Bill All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 1:05AM
I believe that's accurate
I may be wrong but I pronounce them differently. I pronounce Melissa's last name with the emphasis on the REN (lau-REN) (like Sophia Loren) and I pronounce Lauren Phoenix's name with the emphasis on the LAU and the second syllable sounds like "rin" instead of "ren" (LAU-rin) (like Lauren Bacall).
Eric381
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 1:32AM
The only reason I stress the high "i" as her "y" is b/c that is the way she herself said it in Lingerie #2.

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ObiBong
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 2:38AM
Cytherea (the woman) pronounces it the way you thought: emphasis on the second syllable.

But as a longtime Cytherea admirer, I do believe the "correct" pronunciation is emphasis on the third.

Once it's your name, of course, whatever you declare to be correct is de facto correct.

ObiBong
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 2:42AM
 
melissalauren
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 2:54AM
many people ask me about it. my answer? "dont bother, cause anyway you wont get the "r" right".

Edited by - melissalauren on 1/19/2006 3:08:53 AM

Eric381
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 4:50AM
Something of a "Madame Law-en". The real challenge for me would be Melissa...would it be "mA-lE-sa" or something closer to spanish with "mA-yE-sa"?

Yes, it's early...I'm still drinking, and I haven't gotten any sleep yet...

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Robbie
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 6:36AM
Tricia Devereaux is a good one, I've noticed that some people can't even spell it, let alone pronounce it!

I'm going with Dev-ver-row just like the fine wines from Bordeaux.

I have probably got this completely wrong!

VincentVanGauge
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 8:36AM
Thanks ObiBong! Can you also tell me if the second syllable is pronounced like "err(or)" or like "ear"

Thank you, Melissa. But hey, I'm Swiss, I've learned French at school for about nine years. Forgot most about it but I remember how the "r" is pronounced. Something quite close to our "ch". Basically the only possible pronunciation if you have a cock in your mouth.

I pronounce her the same way you do, Robbie. However, French or French-Canadian people would probably pronounce it de-ve-roh with a deep-throat "r".

Thanks everyone, keep the answers coming!

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Edited by - vincentvangauge on 1/19/2006 8:38:36 AM

threesomebody
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 8:48AM
I pronounce Bornyo like Borneo.
Robbie
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 9:14AM
Funny enough, I googled Devereaux and got a map of Devereaux, MI.

Worked out that that MI is Michigan which is kinda Canada. If you draw a straight line from Chicago to Eminem's house, there is a cluster of street names and various businesses called Devereaux and all in Michigan! Google maps are so cool.

Anyway, I just checked Tricia's FAQ and Devereaux is actually a character from 'Days of Our Lives'.

I'm bailing now, as this is probably stalking.


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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 11:55AM
I would have pronounced Jenaveve like Genevieve, with the stress on 1st syllable, equal secondary stress on the 3rd & 4th syllable and mute 2nd syllable.
Robbie
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 12:09PM
How would you pronounce Russian porn superstar Onya Backubitch?
Eric381
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 12:35PM
I agree...although I'd put it more like Devir-O, where "eau" or "eaux" sounds like "O".

Eric

ObiBong
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 3:40PM
Ear. Going by how she's said it in a couple of "Tell us your name, girl on the couch" movies.
 
pwing
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 5:57PM
What about Katja Kassin? I've been wondering how to properly pronounce her name sincee I first heard of her.

Is the "j" silent? Should the "Kat" be pronounced like cat or like caught? Does "Kassin" end sounding like -sin or like -seen... does it begin sounding like cass or cause?

It's at times like this when I wish I had payed more attention in class.

Eric381
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 6:48PM
I've heard "Kaat-ya" for her first name, and either "Kaz-in" or "Ka-sin" if you can understand my breakdown there.

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KatjaKassin
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 7:19PM
It Kat-i-a not Catcha... and Kaz-een
Eric381
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 7:35PM
I think I got it dear...just the way I broke it down, not everyone might read it the same way. I never was an English major in high school, I was a math dork. :)

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de25ge
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Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 10:01PM
I think he does a pretty good job in pronouncing Katja Kassin.
mpg 20sec


How do you pronounce her name?
Ivana Fukalot

Edited by - de25ge on 1/19/2006 10:02:07 PM

pwing
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Posted - Jan 20 2006 : 8:18AM
Thank you for personally solving my enunciation problem Katja. I'll make sure to pronounce your name correctly if you plan to attend erotica la...
VincentVanGauge
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Posted - Jan 20 2006 : 8:54AM
Thank you. I'm relieved to hear I got it right.
I see no reason to pronounce her other than rhyming with Alyssa Milano, but I'm amenable to negotiation.
It's a thin line between porn stars talk and porn star stalk.
Don't know her, but I'd say "Onn-i-ah" (with a very short "i" as in Katja) "Buck-oo-bitch" (with a very short "oo" as in "hood").
No problem with "Katja" here, but it's good to know where the stress on "Kassin" lies.

Don't know the other girl but I'd say "E-vah-nah Fook-ka-lott" if that's her real name and "Fuck a lot" if it's a stage name.


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Robbie
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Posted - Jan 20 2006 : 9:10AM
O, I thought it was on-your-back-you-bitch

scipio
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Posted - Jan 20 2006 : 10:59AM
Pronounciations basically depend on your own language and accent. "Correct" pronounciations are basically however the person bearing the name says it.

"chowder" anyone?

(Simpsons reference)

Edited by - scipio on 1/20/2006 11:02:32 AM

de25ge
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Posted - Jan 20 2006 : 12:58PM
I think it belongs into a WBQ (Walter Burns Quote)
 
Karlson
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Posted - Jan 20 2006 : 3:40PM
I stand by my pronunciation of Cytherea, even if Cytherea herself pronounces it incorrectly. :D
nietzsche
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Posted - Jan 20 2006 : 5:22PM
I have been pronouncing the first name correctly. But the last one I've been saying Kass-EEN. I figured in German it would be spelled with one of those funky Greek betas. I would love to have one of those in my name.
Robbie
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Iraq is ear-rack , but why do some people say eye-rack?
VincentVanGauge
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Posted - Jan 24 2006 : 7:53AM

That's what happens when you take people seriously and don't know enough about Russian porn.

At my place that girl is known as Bertha Ladislochov. Literally translated that means Bertha Keep-your-hole-open. Don't ask me why it's Bertha.

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de25ge
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Posted - Jan 24 2006 : 7:56AM
mostly female news anchors



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