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-lunacy-
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Posted - Dec 4 2000 : 10:55PM
Beware falling sperm!!!!!!!

When suggesting to your man, "Hey, let's try a facial, it'll be fun!", make sure he is not standing over you, or, I guess you could just wear earplugs.

I will let you fill in the blanks...

This public safety announcment has been sponsered by your local aspiring porn actresses of America. (that's a 1 womyn club so far, I'm the founder)

Zippity Doo Da..Zippity Aye...la lala la laaaaa

Oneloa
Member

848 Posts
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Posted - Dec 4 2000 : 11:19PM
Or an eye glued closed! That's always fun for you gals, eh? Or even better is the nasal enema!

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2dvd
Senior Member

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1447 Posts
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Posted - Dec 5 2000 : 8:13PM
It just makes me feel bad when it hits in their eyes.
dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
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Posted - Dec 5 2000 : 9:20PM
Quote: "When suggesting to your man, "Hey, let's try a facial, it'll be fun!"
The problem with this scenario is, I don't think this suggestion has ever come from a female unless:
a) it's in the script
b) it's in his dreams
c) it's low self-esteem issue
tricia_devereaux
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4283 Posts
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Posted - Dec 5 2000 : 9:59PM
I've never minded facials, but only with guys who know how to aim away from my eyes.
 
-lunacy-
Senior Member

1081 Posts
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Posted - Dec 5 2000 : 11:02PM
Wow, better add a d) to that for, thought it would be fun...

Either that or... I'm secretly a man!
Oh wait, that won't work...Someone would have notice before now.

I thought it would mix things up a bit, heck, I am even looking forward to trying it again. Just this time, not a distance shot, lol.


Zippity Doo Da..Zippity Aye...la lala la laaaaa

Oneloa
Member

848 Posts
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Posted - Dec 6 2000 : 12:10PM
How about the fact that it's just plain nasty. We'll make that choice E. Sometimes I like things for that reason alone. I love it when my woman cums on my face!

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