What are your thoughts on talking to the audience in porn, like for instance in the format where a porn girl introduces the scenes and tells the viewer to get his cock out or whatever? I find that it often sounds fake, which is more annoying than sexy. It's like they are trying to say things they think will turn me (the viewer) on, and that they think I (the viewer) am a bit of a moron, so they have to spell things out carefully.

Some time ago I bought the "Virtual Sex with Tera Patrick" DVD just to get an example of that genre, and I think that is a perfect example of this kind of thing: "Hi, I'm Tera. I've been dreaming about you. I want you to stick your big hard cock into my sweet pussy and..." Oh, blah blah blah.

Of course, because watching porn does probably affect the IQ temporarily, what with blood flowing into places other than the brain, maybe they are right about the moron part.

This thing works better in Chloe's I Came, Did You? because Chloe doesn't seem to be faking it.

In the gonzo approach the people talk to the cameraman and not the actual audience, and I can believe that they not so self-conscious.

Of course the whole real vs. fake question is more complicated and I won't go into that now.
(Some things are accepted as part of the game.)

Are there any examples of talking to the audience that you have liked?

Edited by - Reason on Dec 3 2000